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Don't kill me!! Please don't kill me! Ahem! Yeah, I just moved 18 hours north of my home town for university… blah to that. Now I'm an English major at Lakehead U, huzzah. But it took us a month to get our internet all set up, then there were problems and well I really couldn't update until now anyways, but I'm sorry! Don't worry the other chapters'll come out faster now! I promise!

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Beyond the Spandex chapter four: Frustrated Kitty!.. part one!

TheWalrusWasPaul

            Katherine 'Kitty' Pryde was one frustrated young woman. Not only had she broken up with Pete Wisdom, but her new found relationship with Peter was progressing slower then, well Cyke's sense of humor! She groaned in frustration as she flopped onto her bed, careful not to phase through it this time and give Jubilee a start. She slammed a delicate fist into her pillow, why did everyone have to think she was sweet and innocent? Why couldn't they understand that she was a human being to! She had feelings and desires, none of which her darling Peter was fulfilling. Oh he was sweet to her and did whatever she asked. They went on long walk in the park, had candlelit dinners in her favorite restaurant, but then at the end of the night when she invited him up to her room, the bog lug would politely decline and return to his room leaving her more frustrated then ever.

            She'd gone so far as to ask the other women on the team about it, and each had offered their advice…

            "Peter's so sweet, but don't worry. Just give him time and I'm sure he'll come around!" Yeah thanks Jean, he's only had like ten years!

            "Buy a vibrator and get out of my sun." Gee Betsy, didn't know you care. Besides I've already got one.

            "You should talk to him about how he feels and try to come to understanding that way child." Thank god for Storm.

            "Tie him up in the Danger Room and have take yoah sweet time showin' him what ya want good ol' Petey to do to ya girl!" Great, Rogue's turned into a nympho…

            "Maybe he's gay?" Yeah that's the last time I ask Jubilee for any advice… although…

            So here she was lying on her bed staring at the ceiling letting her eyes unfocus until she was beginning to see picture in the stucco. Her mind began to wander, and she began to slip into a day dream that involved her, Peter and the chains Rogue had suggested. Kitty giggled at the idea and then began to seriously consider it. What if she tried combining some of the things the other women had suggested? Except for Jubilee and Betsy's ideas, they wouldn't help her very much. At least she couldn't see how they would help her.

            With a look of determination in her brown eyes Kitty pulled herself to her feet and began plotting just how she would force Peter to make a move on her. She clutched one hand into a fist and raised her eyes, "With God as my witness I'll never be hungry again!…errr…"she paused, that was it, no more staying up half the night with Rogue watching Gone With the Wind… "..never be horny again!" she completely as she dashed out of her room.

            ~*~

            They lay together on the couch watching Chicago, Kitty lay in front of Peter, her back was pressed against the large man's front. Every so often she would shift in a way that she hoped was giving the Russian a few rather naughty ideas, but the guy just didn't seem to be responding! She frowned in frustration and after half an hour of that decided to try something else. She reached around behind her and took Peter's arm, with a great heave she pulled it over her so that it lay over her waist. How he could not take that as an invitation was beyond her, so she waited. Surly he'd start slowly moving his hand higher up her body? Or lower…? But no, after ten minutes his hand was still firmly around her waist. Just her waist.

            'This is so stupid! Why won't he try something?!' she thought as she decided she'd had enough. Without any grace she took Peter's hand and placed it on her breast, sighing at the feeling of his warm hand on her.

            "Katya!" He exclaimed as he quickly removed his hand, "I am sorry, I did not mean to do that." He apologized as he replaced his hand around her waist.

            Kitty rolled her eyes, 'of course you didn't, ya big lug!' she thought with a growl, 'I put your hand there! Can't ya take a hint?!' she told Peter to stop saying he was sorry and they watched the rest of the movie without further incident, much to Kitty's disappointment.

            ~*~

            'Alright, let's try this again!' Kitty thought as her and Peter lounged in the mansion's hot tub. She'd purposely gone out and bought the smallest bikini she could talk her self into wearing. So maybe she wasn't as well built as the other women on the team but she'd be damned if this wouldn't get a reaction out of the straight males on the team! She'd passed Kurt in the halls and even he'd stopped in his tracks and quickly excused himself as he 'bamfed' out of the hall way.

            She had a smug smile on her face as she stretch out in the hot tub, there was no way Peter could resist this out fit! Just no way! She 'accidentally' let her foot brush his crotch and tried to hide her look of frustration. Was he even human!?

            "So Peter…" she said, moving closer to him, and by 'closer' she meant she was now sitting in his lap.

            Peter said nothing, but wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close. Not as close as Kitty would have liked though, not by a long shot. "Katya I was thinking that we should go to dinner tomorrow night, there is a new…"           

            Kitty rolled her eyes as he rambled on about this new fancy restaurant that was opening in town and how he was sure she would like to go, but if she didn't that was okay too. She sighed and looked at the ceiling, would this guy ever clue in?!

~*~

            Rogue looked up from her book to see a very irritated looking Kitty storm in and flop down on Rogue's bed. "Howdy." Rogue said, replacing her book mark, "And come on in…"

            "I can't take it any more Rogue!" she complained loudly, "If Peter doesn't make a move soon, I swear I'm gonna go crazy!"

            Rogue laughed, "Girl, just talk to him, and if he still don't wise up, tie him up and have your sweet way with him!" she smiled a rather predatory smile, and suddenly Kitty wasn't sure she wanted to know why Rogue was so eager to tie men up…

            Kitty sighed, "It's not that I don't love him, I do ya know." She said looking into Rogue's green eyes and finding nothing but understanding, "I just.. I mean, well I-"

            "You're horny?" Rogue supplied nonplused.

            Kitty threw her arms in the air, "Yes okay yes! I need a man! One who actually knows what to do in a hot tub!" she growled, "You can see, everyone knows it! Why doesn't he?!"

            "Cause he's Petey?" Rogue said reaching for her book again, knowing that this could take a while.

            Kitty ranted for a few more minutes until Rogue really couldn't take it anymore, her and Remy had their first night shift together tonight and she still had to go find something. "Kitty, Ah love ya like a sister and all, but Ah got stuff to do tonight, so just go find Peter and give it to him!"

            Kitty stood up and grinned at Rogue, "Ya know what, I think I will!" she laughed evilly and dashed out of her friend's room, "See ya later!"

            Rogue shook her head, "That girl needs ta get some badly…" she stared at the stop Kitty had last been for a few minutes before she remember that she only had a few hours to go before she had to met Remy in the main hall. Quickly she tossed her book on her bed, looked at it for a moment then moved it to her night table. If she found what she was looking for, she might need that bed later….

~*~

            Kitty surveyed her room once more before deciding that everything was perfect. The trap was set! There was no way that she wasn't getting any tonight! She paused for a moment to consider exactly when she had become a sex obsessed maniac… then just shugged it off as deprivation and laughed evilly once more. Peter wouldn't know what hit him….

~*~

CLIFFY!!!!

Well, sorta!

Will Kitty actually get laid?!

What is Rogue looking for?!

Find out next time on 'Beyond the Spandex'! I'm your host saying good night, and good sex!

Lol, alright, once more, this goes out to my good buddy and often times my co wirter, The Personification of Fluff! Cheers Lar!

REVIEW EVERYONE! I wanna know if anyone actually wants to read the next part! I must know! Lol

See ya on the flip side,

TheWalrusWasPaul