G'Day!!!! So excited! I finally updated it!!! *dances*
Anyways, I think I'll save the shout outs till the end, cause after how many months now, y'all probably wanna get right to the fic right? Cool. Enjoy!
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Rating: Penis! I saw that smile! Git outta here!
Beyond the Spandex
Chapter Six: Handcuffs Found!
"Rogue... chere..." he couldn't form any other words. Remy paused a moment, this may very well be the first time in his life that he was speechless. Interesting thought, but what was even more interesting was Rogue's arm, or rather her wrist, or rather what was around her wrist. He couldn't even think in complete sentences and he knew for a fact that that was a first.
"What's wrong Cajun? Nothin' t'say to me?" Rogue asked with a smirk as she sauntered towards him, her arm still held up so he could see just what exactly she was wearing.
"Rogue... chere...." he really could speak English, really he could... or at least he thought he could.
Rogue let out a small laugh and wrapped her bare arms around Remy, "So you want this surprise? Or should Ah just take it off?" she asked, running her hands over his chest.
"Rogue... chere...." okay this was getting stupid.
Rolling her eyes, Rogue lowered her lips to hers, hoping that would help him regain his vocabulary. He wasn't responding, Rogue was beginning to think she'd put him in shock when suddenly his brain seemed to begin to work again. He opened his mouth to hers and ravaged her mouth with his all too eager tongue. His arms came up and wrapped around her slender form, hands exploring her smooth back.
Rogue sighed happily as he picked her up, pulling his mouth from hers with more then a little reluctance Remy finally began to speak. "Don' know what I did to deserve dis chere, but I'm sure gonna make you one happy femme tonight."
Carrying her to her bed, Remy dropped her on the plush comforter. She propped herself up on her elbows and looked him over, "You're a little over dressed sugah."
Remy looked down first at her completely naked form, (making sure to let his gaze linger much longer in certain places then he should have), then down at his own fully dressed figure, "You be right 'bout dat chere." he said as he began to pull of his duster.
"Slowly sugah." Rogue ordered, "We got the whole night ahead of us."
He grinned at her and obliged. Very slowly the duster left his body, pooling around the back of his ankles. He then reached for the bottom of his chest plate, he pulled it off, leaving him wearing nothing but spandex, his silver boots and a shit eating grin.
Rogue watched him strip, trying very hard not to reach out and grab him. It wasn't easy, he was easily the sexiest man she'd ever known, but somehow she restrained herself. The spandex was slowly peeled away from his slender but muscular figure. The spandex left nothing to the imagination, Rogue watched with a dry mouth as he removed the pants, well maybe it left some things to the imagination.
Remy tried not to laugh as he followed Rogue's gaze, that was what he loved about her. She knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to show it, and at the moment it was perfectly clear that she wanted him.
"Where'd you ever find a power inhibitor?" Remy asked as he kicked the last of his uniform away.
"The library." she responded, not taking her gaze off of him. She shook her head and managed to raise her eyes to his, "Now c'mere! Ah don't think Ah can wait much longer." she said as she reached out her arms towards him.
Remy thought for a minute, he could make her suffer, take things far too slowly and torture her. Or he could just jump her and make love to her until neither could see straight. He carefully weighed his options. One got him laid right now, the other could get him kicked out of her room. It was a gamble, but nobody knew how Gambit loved a challenge.
"I don' think so chere." he responded, a smirk etched on his features.
Rogue looked up at him in confusion, "Excuse me?"
He moved towards her, ever so slowly running the tips of his bare fingers up and down her thighs. "I seem t'remember a danger room session dat had me at your mercy, and I think it's time to repay the favor."
Rogue looked up at him in shock, but before she could say or do anything he'd pulled two pairs of handcuffs from who knew where and locked her wrists to the bed posts, being careful not to hurt the power inhibitor that would make all the wicked things running through his head possible.
"Let me up swam rat!" Rogue shouted as she struggled against her bonds. Okay, so maybe she was loving every moment of this, it's not like she was just gonna come out and say it too him. No sense giving him a big head... she looked down, er...well, no sense giving him two big heads.
Remy looked down at her, she looked amazing right now. Her arms pulled over head made her breasts stick out more then the normally did, and all the kicking she was doing was giving him a few rather interesting views. "I don' think so chere. I think you be enjoyin' dis."
She glared at him, her green eyes trying hard to hide her enjoyment of her current position. She struggled once more against the bonds before she decided it was futile, and if she struggled too hard, she might break the power inhibitor and then Remy wouldn't be able to have his wicked way with her. "Alright swap boy, ya got me. Now what?" she asked, her stomach on fire as she thought of the possibilities. Every single one of them left her mouth dry and her core wet.
"Now I have some fun with you chere." with that he advanced towards her and once more began running his fingers over her body. Rogue shivered at the contact but didn't feel at all cold. When Remy's hands reacher her breasts she moaned and arched her back, but he pulled his hands away and moved back towards her stomach. He repeated the movements a few times, each time pulling away from her breasts just before he touched them. The teasing was starting to get to Rogue.
"Damnit Remy!" She swore as she arched her back and raised her head to glare at him, "Either do somethin' or don't! Don't tease me!" she demanded.
Remy said nothing, but lowered his lips to hers, kissing her much lighter then she would have liked, "Be patient chere, as you say, we got de whole night ahead of us."
Rogue moaned against his lips as he spoke, what was she getting herself into? Hell, she knew damned well that this Cajun had one or two billion creative ideas about sex and just how to do it. Now with her powers and her movements at bay she wondered just what was next. "Remy... please..." she said softly, pressing her lips against his in desperation. She'd been thinking about this all day, and needless to say she'd been rather aroused all day as well.
Remy looked into her eyes, trying to see if she was playing with him or not. He must have decided she wasn't because he bent down to kiss her with a passion. His hands clutched her shoulders as he leaned into the kiss, making sure she felt it. She did. Her hands clenched and unclenched in their bonds. She wanted desperately to wrap her arms around him, to hold him, do something! But apparently that wasn't in the cards for her tonight.
Rogue let out a moan as Remy pulled himself on top of her, loving the feel of his body weight pressing into her in all the right places. "I give in dis one time chere," he told her as he kissed her neck. "For de rest of the night, you'd better not be complain'." he warned her as he none to gently bit the crook of her neck.
Rogue moaned and arched her back, "Whatever Remy, just don't make me wait anymore." she ordered as best she could. Hell at this point she was amazed she could even speak. With Remy on top of her, and whatever it was he was doing to her neck...
Remy chuckled softly as he settled between her legs and gave her just what she wanted.
Not once.
Not twice.
Not even three times my friends.
But as Colossus said, mutant men are no where near as inefficient as human men and so Remy gave Rogue just what she wanted five times. Now, this of course is just the beginning, because, let's face it. When Gambit does something, be it steal, betray the X-Men, hide Scott's porn, Remy does it right.
"Ah can't even move..." Rogue muttered, her eyes half closed as she looked at Remy. Her arms were still out of service, and she felt as though she was about to fall asleep.
Remy stroked her breasts a few times before looking up at her, "I told you, no complain'." With that he lowered his body so that his face was between her legs. Rogue was about to tell him to just let her sleep when he began to torture her. Slowly. Very slowly.
"Mah God Remy!" she cried as she withered from his sweet torture.
He didn't stop there however. He kept poor Rogue from reaching her climax for a good half hour before she finally threatened to tell Scott just what happened to his porn collection. Remy had lifted his head long enough to glare at her.
"Y'wouldn't."
"Ah swear to God Remy, if ya don't finish this now, Ah'll not only tell him who did it, Ah'll tell him where to find it!" Rogue said as she glared down at her lover.
Remy narrowed his eyes, and never taking his glare from hers, raised one finger to her center and continued to glare at her as she came. He must have decided he'd had enough fun with her, because he climbed back on top of her.
"Ah'm not gonna be able t'walk tomorrow..." Rogue grumbled to herself as Remy entered her for the... well she'd lost count of how many times, that night.
Remy right out laughed at that idea, before returning to the task at hand. They came together several more times before Remy released her from her binds. The second she was free she jumped him.
Completely taken by surprise, Remy landed flat on his naked ass on the ground. Rogue was above him, holding down his wrists, "You pull another stunt like that Cajun and so help me..."
He shook his head, never losing his grin, "Admit it chere, you liked ever minute."
She rolled her eyes, "Even if Ah did, that's 'if' mind ya, Ah ain't about t'tell ya." with that she got off of him and went into the bathroom, making sure to lock the door before she took a shower. They were still on duty after all, no sense getting into trouble for anything else.
Remy watched her go as he pulled himself into a sitting position. Mon Dieu, what a night. Even he didn't think he'd be able to walk come morning. Oh well, he'd just tell Cyke that he'd walked in on Stormy and Wolverine. Cyke'd buy that. Hell the man was so dense about some things, he probably wouldn't even notice if both he and Rogue were walking a little funny in the morning.
~*~
Kitty Pryde was normally one of the few that didn't complain about morning meetings, but today was an exception. The first of many she hoped. She'd been up all night with Peter, and could hardly see straight. Even the coffee she so rarely drank wasn't keeping her awake. What was keeping her awake was Peter's hand on her thigh. She groaned and lowered her head to the table. The man was a fricking animal! What had she done?
Her tired eyes looked around the table, Rogue and Gambit looked a little too awake to have been guarding the mansion all night. Kitty said a silent thank you that the southern's room was sound proofed.
"Okay team!" It should be a crime for anyone to be as happy as Cyke was at 6 in the morning. "We've got a danger room session in an hour, and after that I want Storm and Beast to go check out a new mutant 'help' center that just opened up downtown and then I want Shwdowcat and Jubilee to begin training some of our newer recruits and...."
Kitty couldn't take it anymore, she was a woman on the edge and Cyke had just pushed her over it. "No!" she shouted as she stood up. "I can't take it anymore! I'm going back to bed and so help me Cyke I'll phase right through your body and pull out your heart if you try to stop me!" with that she turned and left the war room, stopping briefly on her way out to shout to Peter, "And I'm going to sleep! If you follow me Pitor I will kill you." with that she left, leaving the other X-Men in shock.
Jubilee and Rogue started laughing at the girl's exit, both knowing exactly why she was so sleep deprived. Psylock smiled and shook her head, as did Storm. Gambit started applauding, Wolverine looked confused and Peter look red. Bright red. Red as a can of coke red. Poor boy.
Cyke looked at the team in dismay, "I'll go talk to her, the rest of you-"
Gambit cut him off with a wave, "Forget it, I'm goin' back t'bed. Care t'join me chere?" he asked extending his hand to her. Rogue nodded, and the two began to make their way out of the room.
"Stop right there you two!" Cyke shouted.
"Or what?" Remy asked, "You'll put us on de night shift. Good luck." with that he flipped Cyke off and they were out the door.
"Man's got a point." Wolverine said as he stood up, cigar in his hand, "Y'commin' Darlin'?" he asked Storm. She cast a brief glance at Cyke before deciding to hell with it. She wasn't that good a team leader anyways.
Cyke turned to the remaining X-Men, they too stood up and left. Soon it was only Jean and Scott remaining. He turned to his wife helplessly.
"No."
"But Jean..."
She shook her head, red hair flying in all directions, "No. No I will not force them to come back here and if you had any brains at all, you'd take advantage of this situation!" she shouted, blue eyes filled with irritation.
Cyke looked at her in confusion, "Situation?" he asked.
Jean threw her arms up in the air and screamed, "Why the hell did I even marry you?!" with that she stormed out of the war room and went in search of a real man, not finding that, she settled for her trusty vibrator. That at least had never let her down, or left her hanging as a certain leader of the X-Men often did. (Ohhhhhhh low blow!)
Scott Sumners... eer, Summers rather, stood in the middle of the war room alone and looked down at the table. In the saddest most pathetic tone of voice in existence he said, "Why does no one like me?"
Even the war room had to bite his lip from responding to that one.
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Wabam! Oh, and fear not this ain't over yet! This is one of those fics that I can do whatever I want to! Mauwhahahahaha! Anways! I'll do the shout outs now!
Ladychopsticks: It was a genosian collar, those things have to be able to change size, cause one that would fit Colossus wouldn't fit Kitty and so on. And, here is the more!
Ishy: Scott? Get some? Yeah right! I'd have to make this a horror story! And I don't wanna, this is way too much fun!
Irony1: Yeah, I liked the Kitty/Peter part, it was fun. And, there's the rest of the Romy, hope it was worth the wait....
Remy Shall Kill Belladonna: I wrote more, just not fast... sorry!
ShadowKnight5: lol, go Kitty go! And hmm... Ro/Lo? Well, I can give it a shot I guess. I aim to please!
T.: Thanks! Here ya go.
Kari LeBeau: lol, yep I guess we are! But meh! It's fun! Glad ya like it!
Panther Nesmith: I think I finally figured out how to type your name properly! Whoo! And I hope you liked the rest of the Romynessnessness....
Yumiko: Thank ya kindly!
Remy's Angy: I'm sorry! I will never bug you about a cliff hanger again! Promise!
VA-river-gal: I don't think any of them can walk anymore... opps. That'd be an interesting way to put the X-Men out of commission... Sorry bad guys, had too much sex, we'll have to fight you later. Or Cyke could fight alone... hmm
ChishionoTenshi: Umm... probably not... but hey! Anything is possible!
Vespie: I know, that's why I write it! People have to read it, cause they isn't any other stuff to read! You've uncovered my evil plot! Noooooooo!!!!!!! .......... j/k!
Devil: I like being evil thank you kindly.
Summers2004: Thanks! And yeah, this is all about the smutty humour, I really hope I'm not teaching the masses that this is how all relationships are supposed to work... oh dear god...
PoF: Damned right I gave smutt a cliffhanger! It's me dude, I can do anything! Whoo! Even though you'll prolly never read this chapter, or this review... *sniff* Hey! I'll see you in what, a month? We can try to co-write smutt! Mauwhahaha...
BADME+: Okay, you scare me, calm down, and enjoy the next chapter.
Melfina Lupin: Thanks!
Rogue4787: Aw, you're so sweet! And what do you mean, there's no plot here? There's a plot! The plot is to see just how many different ways I can get the X-Men laid. And make fun of Cyke, that's a plot! Really it is....okay maybe not, but shh!
Cris-X: Lol, that was great, and Betsy Warren? That I think I can do. *think of an evil idea* and Kurt? Whatever happened to Amanda? She's the only one I'd stick him with.
Shelma: I won't leave you hanging!
Demonic-Gambit: There! Now you know!
MisseShelli: Thanks!
Wolvertique: Thank ya kindly! I like my sense of humour, even if it does get me in trouble all the time! And yeah, I can't spell to save my life. And fear not, this isn't the end yet!
Yours Regretfully: Thanks! I always like the first parts.... oh well. Here ya go!
Wow, that was a lot of typing. But it is now... 230 am and I think I should maybe sleep. Hmmm... maybe... or maybe update another fic! Ohh... could do that... anyways! I'm outta here!
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