Oh golly, finally an update, you say? Well, I say, maybe you should have kicked my bottom for a lack of one, as stated in the last chapter. See, this is entirely your fault, not mine.
Oh, and, I'll be using a few dub names, since I'm too stupid to remember the lesser popular characters Japanese names. Don't yell, it's not my fault I was born without a brain.
Disclaimer thang: I do not own YGO, Alice, or the blame game. I just like to play with all three of them.
"Manhole."
Grumbling, Bakura had taken to paddling his little door raft across what had become an ocean.
"Come ON. Who actually goes down those things anyways? And a manhole. What kind of name was that? I'd like to get him in my manhole, that's what I say." The last words of the sentence drifted off as someone appeared in the distance.
As Bakura drifted closer, he discovered just who this someone was.
Mako.
In a boat.
Pushed by what appeared to be some kind of whale thing.
"Hey! You! Fish guy!" Bakura somehow managed to stand himself up on the door, flailing his arms and looking like some kind of demented surfer.
Unfortunately for everyone's 'favorite' yami, he was promptly ignored, as Mako drifted by singing some odd version of a sea shanty. It sounded a bit like a mix of some Beatles songs, with a little Depeche Mode mixed in, with an Irish drinking song tune. All in all, it sounded like crap. But hey, what sea shanty didn't?
"Shanty.." Bakura grumbled to himself, back to paddling. Only now, he had somewhere to go. He was going to follow Mako. The guy had to be going somewhere. Somewhere with land, preferably.
Somehow, he managed to catch up to the boat and the whale. It was obviously a very slow movie boat, because otherwise a paddled door wouldn't have gotten anywhere near it. Not that a door would actually float.
Hell, it's wonderland, nobody asks questions about Wonderland, even though it doesn't always make sense.
Nobody asks questions about Yugi's hair, either, and that doesn't make sense.
Well, maybe they do, but that's beside the point.
Meanwhile, while the author was off on a tangent, Bakura had managed to gain access to the small craft. Moving his way to the front of it, he prodded Mako roughly in the shoulder. After gaining no immediate response, he prodded him again. And again, and again.
Until, however, the fish boy stopped his singing and grabbed his shoulder, rounding on Bakura. "That hurts!"
"Maybe you shouldn't ignore people, then?" Bakura crossed his arms, jutting out a hip and looking very much like a kindergarten teacher scorning a young child.
"But I'm being the dramatic sailor!" Mako pouted childishly, shuffling his feet.
"You can't be the dramatic sailor, though." Bakura pointed out, eye twitching slightly.
"And why not?"
"You're boat is sinking."
And so it was, sinking quite quickly, too. Because things like that just happen in Wonderland. One minute you float, and then you sink. It just happens. Takes you by surprise.
"Well, shit." He sighed, and started shuffling to the back of the boat. Bakura looked after him, "Uh..what're you doing?" "Getting off the boat. It's sinking after all." And with a cheeky smirk, he perched himself on the whale thing, and floated away. Because whale things don't sink in Wonderland. Sometimes.
"Hey! Wait! What about me?" Bakura demanded, begining to flail his arms at Mako again.
"You sink, and die. That happens sometime. Better luck next life!" He waved, turning around. Then, thinking again, he turned just his head, "Oh, and don't flail your airs like that. You look like a demented surfer."
And he was gone.
Sighing, Bakura sat down on the boat.
He missed his door. He missed his house. He missed his television. He missed Ryou, and all of the stuff Ryou owned but he thought belonged to him.
And, he was hungry.
But, as he was pondering all that he missed, and how he wanted some food, like macaroni and cheese, but not Kraft, because Kraft sucks, Velveeta is better and Kraft is falsely advertising being the cheesiest, somehow, the craft hit shore.
Or rather, disappeared and was replaced by a lot of sand and stuff, because the authoress has a lack of inspiration at the moment. Luckily, this is Wonderland, and things like that can happen in Wonderland.
And that's when a little playboy bunny ran by; Mickey Mouse watch clearly stating that he was late. Because in Wonderland, watches change, and say that people are late. And also, create a dramatic area in which an authoress can stop a story and have a cliffhanger.
Woo, so, that's it, then. Chapter 2. Pile of crap even bigger than Chapter 1! And here I was, thinking I'd never beat my Chapter 1 crap, and I did! Go me!
So, anyways, review and whatnot, and I'll update whenever I can remember to.
