LB: I have a lot of energy to burn! RANDOM FIC TIME!
Skullkid: lets lynch the landlord!
Both: REVIEW!
Tidus sniffed his foot. "Jecht sin... so if I take of my shoe... IT EQUALS CUPCAKE!"
Yuna burps and everyone stares at her. "What? ... I'm normal! IM NORMAL! IM NOR-"
Valefore swoops down and eats the tiny dancing bumble bee and Yuna's head explodes out of confusion. Then the cast of SouthPark appeared in Jecht's sphere. "Oh my god! They sent Kenny to work at Fedex where child labor laws don't apply!" Meanwhile the owner of Fedex was clam digging. "I AM ABOVE THE LAW!" The sphere exploded killing many babies. And the corpses were made into slippers that cried with every step.
Seymour looked at his fellow maesters. "Well... it's official... I CAN'T HAVE KIDS!" he ran away crying as maester Mika flew away to Never land and killed captain Hook with A1 steak sauce! Yeah... it's that good.
Tidus accidentally broke Kimahri witch caused it to spark and cause a forest fire. "Only you can prevent forest fires." said president Bush. Auron wabbled to Tidus who was poking a shoompuff. "You know... your father farted on one of these, he was drunk... and it was dead before it hit the ground. We offered all our money as an apology, and Jecht never ate a breakfast burrito again.
Later... "Tidus why is the rum gone?" cried Wakka.
"To make room for... the cupcake!" he reached into his bag and ate his right shoe. Lulu had more liposuction witch caused her to explode with rage! Her tiny doll fell and turned into a domo! Who soon after ate Yunalesca.
"I'm a bird!" squealed Tidus as he jumped off a cliff flapping his arms. He landed on sin and some how got suck into him via transported beam.
"I AM THE DARK LORD SIN! FEAR MY POWER!"
Sin exploded and everyone had liposuction, on me! Bobby McCrime Dog!
LB and Skullkid held ice packs to their heads.
LB: We're fine, we only look like we have sugar hangovers...
SK: Wee wee cappy taan!
Skullkid fell over after a crisp salute that hit his head to hard...
