SUGAR HIGH STORY 2

Lil' Bombchu: It's Saturday and I've had one to many sodas!

Skullkid: WOOT!

Auron stood his sword drawn. "I wear my collar this way to hide the fact I suffer from the horrible gum disease known as gingivitis." He said as Rikku's head a-sploded. "I'VE LOST THE ABILITY TO SEE!" screamed Tidus running around with his eyes closed. Yuna leaped into the air, "TRANSFORM!" she transformed into a jet pilot and flew to mars where she created the word "spazaliciuos" and became famous.

"I must hold this face to waste more time!" Wakka thought as worms ate his toes. Rikku came back from the dead bearing cake and was soon beaten back to death by the rest of the cast. "YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND DON'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH ABOUT US TO GET MELON! melon!" They all yelled in unison except for Wakka who is always off beat. "SILLY WAKKA TRICKS ARE FOR NOT YOU!" They once again said in unison scolding the young violinist. It doesn't have to make sense! It's candy! Tidus said. OH MY GOD MY VOICE ISN'T IN THE QUOTES! AHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Tidus melted away into the night.

"You my friend wreak of soap! I can never love you!" Wakka cried. "But why?" pleaded Lulu. "Because you're really a man!" Wakka yelled with an accusing finger. "But how? How did you know?" Lulu's girlie man voice squelched as she danced on Rikku's grave. A huge figure that looked like Skullkid towered over the puny planet. "Momma Muffin!" his large voice boomed over the planet killing everyone except for Positively Steve the man with a plan, who did a tiny tiny dance.

Lil' Bombchu: (types this last sentence and passes out.)

Skullkid: (pops out of nowhere) Thank you Scotland!