THE CLIFF
Regardless of the fact that no one voted for it, I decided to make a spoof chapter just for the heck of it. No cast party though, cause I'm lazy tonight.
I don't own Megaman… (If I did, Roll and Bass would be going out behind Megaman's back!)
ON WITH THE SPOOFS!
THE CLIFF: Chapter 9
Spoof-tacular!
Spoof 1: Located in Chapter 1
He stepped back away from the cliff edge, then ran straight off it. Roll couldn't help a gasp of surprise. She looked over the edge and watched as the Wily bot fell, faster and faster, and just when she thought he was doomed…
Auto ran him down with a truck before he hit the ground.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Bass screeched. Roll sweatdropped.
"Well… that wasn't in the script…"
Spoof 2: Located in Chapter 2
The shock of this thought caused her to accidentally bump a small red button on Bass' back. Bass abruptly slumped over.
"Bass? Are you alright?" Roll asked, shaking him. He didn't move. She looked at the button. It said, "Multiple personality disorder control." She sweatdropped.
"This can't be good…"
Three hours later:
Roll, Rock, and Blues were sitting in a coffee house, talking. In the background, someone is singing Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl".
"That was one weird personality disorder. I could almost feel my eyes burning out of there sockets…" Blues commented, taking a sip of his coffee.
"I dunno. I think he kinda looked cute!" Roll disagreed.
"Either way," Rock said, "Bass in a dress, prancing around singing Gwen Stefani is just WRONG!"
… I'm not gonna put you through the pain of describing it…
Spoof 3: Located in Chapter 4
Roll reached Wily's base in record time. Looking around her, she saw…
A cardboard box with two feet sticking out from under it. Picking up the box, she unveiled Crashman.
"No! How could my masterful hiding skills be defeated so easily!" he shouted. Roll stared at him.
"That joke has been done so many times already that you should be lucky Bass isn't here to disassemble you."
If you don't know what game this is from… Either I'm delirious on what's a popular joke, or you are. It's probably me though…
Spoof 4: Located in Chapter 5
"Kind of sad, really…" Bass said to the reploid, even though he couldn't hear him. "You never even got a chance."
Cutman appeared behind him. "Do you always talk to yourself like that?"
Bass turned. "Cutman! What the bloody heck are you doing here! The buildings about to explode!"
"Well… Crap."
/One… Zero. Have a nice afterlife/
Spoof 5: Located in Chapter 6
"On the cliff, he's… nicer. More sensitive. Almost sweet."
"I'm touched, really," came Bass' voice from Zero's back, who promptly dropped him in surprise.
"OUCH!DA-- IT!" Roll helped him to his feet, scolding him.
"Bass! Watch your mouth!
Blues started snickering. "Oh, how the mighty have fallen."
Bass shot him a glare, but didn't say anything.
"So how long have you been awake?" Zero asked.
"Only a little while." He paused. "Why are we walking if we have teleprocess?"
Everyone stared at him. "You know, he does have a point…" Crash said.
My notes directly after writing this from my notebook:
Sorry! This was another spoof. Don't kill me, I'll continue the real story… even though I am missing 11 FREAKIN' HOURS OF SLEEP! --; Sorry. Back to the story!
I was crazy when I wrote that!
Spoof 6: Located in Chapter 7
Zero shook his head and resumed his exploration of the house.
Blues quickly unpaused the battle and finished the unsuspecting Rock with a devastating finishing move. "You lose!"
"No fair! You always win with Eddie!" Rock whined.
"I can kick your but with anyone on Tekken 3!" Blues retorted.
"You're on!" They resumed fighting.
I like fighting people on Tekken 3.
Spoof 7/Alternate unfinished ending: Located after Chapter 7
Bass did manage to steal the camera from me, but since it was digital, I password-locked it. He probably hasn't figured it out. I'll get it back when he's not looking. Heh heh heh. Bass was, for once, a gentleman, and asked Dr. Light for permission to date Roll. He nearly had a heart attack. And I got that on tape too.
Blues has a -Gasp, shock- actually found a girl.
He refuses to tell us her name though. Well, I'm going to hide this now, because Bass never gives me any privacy. Bye!
-Crash
You taped that! Look who's not giving privacy! Next time I see you near me with a camera, I'm gonna take my buster and fry your sorry little a
Sorry about what Bass wrote. I managed to get Crash's diary before he started swearing in it. But I'd have to agree with him, Crash. Your constant 'stalking' during our dates is irritating. By the way, Blues' girlfriend is named Rhythm. That's why he wouldn't tell you. I'll go put this in your room.
-Roll
Roll, how could you? I told you not to tell him her name!
-Blues
Well, the only people that haven't gotten into my diary yet are Zero, the dogs, and Dr. Light!
-Crash
You missed Tango, the cat.
-Dr. Light
I stand corrected. (Sarcasm)
-Crash
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Hope you all liked the spoofs. This is just a little treat while I finish up another chapter of the sequel... and come up with a name. If you think of a name that sounds cool, please tell me, because I need a name for the sequel of The Cliff.
