"Kakashi-kuuuuuuun!" a girl yelled as she ran up to the masked ninja at full speed and hugged him around the waist.

"What the- Who are you?" he asked out of fright as she smiled up at him.

"I'm Alex Tsukihime!" she said she blinked her horrendously huge purple eyes. Well, one was purple. The other was half sharingan, half Byakugan.

"Um... Yeah. What's up with the eyes?" he questioned. And he thought his eyes were weird.

"Oh, one of them is purple and the other is Sharingan and Byakugan. Wanna know why? It's because I'm actually Itachi's long lost sister and Hinata's cousin. Sasuke's mom had me with Orochimaru and so she had to abandon me. I was raised by a witch who put a wolf youkai in me and taught me what she knew! I'm also part angel and part cat! I had a sad and tragic past because the witch's husband beat me, but I have no scars whatsoever and still am completely intact, mentally and physically! I ran away when I was ten and I trained with Itachi and Kisame, who adored me, until I came here to reluctantly marry you (but eventually end up loving you, of course) because we've been engaged since we were babies, even though I'm only 14! Of course, I'll almost leave you for either Sasuke or Neji once, but it'll all work out in the-"

Kakashikilled her before she finished hersentence. He had had enough of these stupid Mary-Sues.