A/N: haru is a gonna kill me after she reads this chappie..... anyway, i has another dedication to do, this sone goes out to Kitsune!! who in real life is my way cool cousin, and the sad thing is she acts like this all the time!! (w/ me at least....) so, plz, REVIEW!!!!!

Chappie 2

"Hey, I wonder, how the heck am I gonna send them back?"

"I don't know, you're the mage," Shorty told her.

"Oh, thanks," Ducky-dono said sarcastically.

"Your welcome, hey where's Kenshin?" she answered looking around.

"He's under Kaoru's watch," Haru answered, "And Sano?"

"Under a wench of a fox's watch," Ducky-dono told her, "And Aoshi-Sama?"

"Under Misao's protection," Kitty said, "And Kenshin?"

"We already answered that one, now shall we go steal them back?"

"Hell yeah!!"

"What do you think they're talking about?" Kaoru wondered, looking down at Kenshin.

"Sessha hopes it's how to get us home," he confessed, "This room is so dirty, I just want to clean it."

"Then clean it, you wussy," a strange voice said.

"Ahhhh!!! Who's there?" Kenshin cried.

"It's your other half, dumb-ass!"

"Oh, Battousai, I haven't had a conversation with you in forever," Kenshin said to him in a friendly manner.

"Cut the shit, I heard there was a girl here," he interrupted.

"Now, is that any way to talk?" Kenshin asked nicely.

"Battousai! So nice of you to join us!" Ducky-dono greeted.

"Is that her?"

"Iya, the one you're talking about, would be Shorty, she's over there," Ducky-dono directed him.

"Matte!! I'm supposed to be protecting you from her!" Kaoru protested.

"Okay, now I have two sides of Kenshin running around in my house! Anyway, does anyone want to help me take out this nasty garbage bag that you all lost your cookies in?" Ducky-dono asked.

"NO!! That smells way to bad to carry!" Yahiko said at once. She stuck her tongue out at him and carried it out to the road.

"Ewwww!" she let out, plugging her nose, and fighting the urge to lose her own cookies.

Ducky-dono went back inside while the Fed-ex truck came down the road. The nice man was sitting in his truck, driving down the quiet street humming to himself when he came across the house that he had visited a few days ago.

"Hmmm, I wonder what that girl did with that hopelessly large garbage bag I gave her?" he wondered as he stopped the truck. As he got out, he noticed the hopelessly large garbage bag sitting at the curb with a disgusting odor protruding from it.

"Ewwww! What did she do with it? She said she was going to clean her room with it and now there's vomit in it? Sick!" he exclaimed, picking it up and heading to the door. He rang the bell.

Ducky-dono was trying to get everyone to calm down for two seconds.

"OK!!! SHUT UP!!! MY HOUSE MY RULES!!!!!" she shouted over all the noise. Everyone got real quiet, because no one was louder than Ducky-dono. (A/N: u no that shorty!)

"That's better. Now, if you are all going to fight over your guys than I'm just going to have to sic Shrimpy on ya!! That's my demon-hell-spawn of a sister by the way," she enlightened them. Shorty covered her mouth with her hands, a gasp escaping her mouth, while Haru and Kitty looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Yep, I thought that would do it," she sounded happy. Before she could utter another word, the doorbell rang and she bounced off to answer it, the Rurouni Kenshin crew hanging around behind her.

"Hello! Oh, it's you! The really nice Fed-ex man!" she greeted him.

"How could you do this to me?! I could have given that bag to anyone, but I gave it to you! And what do you do with it? You puke in it!!" he yelled, holding up the bag.

"I'm terribly sorry, but the toilet was out of my way and well it was there," she lied, trying to shove the people behind her away.

"Are you all alone in there?"

"Si senor!" she answered in Spanish.

"It doesn't sound like your home alone," he reasoned, hearing the Battousai argue with the rurouni.

"Shut the fuck up!! I'm so sick of you!!! First you keep me locked up without any sex might I add!!" he yelled.

"Oh, that's just that new rap, ya know! Always swearing and talking about sex!! Hang on just a sec, I'll turn it off," she said through gritted teeth.

"SHOVE OFF!!! OR I SWEAR SHRIMPY IS A COMIN' OUT!!!!!!" she threatened. All fell silent.

"Ok, it's off," Ducky-dono smiled sweetly.

"About the bag-" he started.

"I'm am so, so, so, sorry!" she apologized, bowing.

"I was just going to say that it was alright and I'll give you a new one," he told her.

"Oh!" she said, shooting back up, "Tankie tankie Mr. Fed-ex man!!"

"Your welcome, I hope you feel better!" he called, climbing back into his truck. As soon as he was gone, Ducky-dono's sweet smile melted into a death glare.

"You!" she said, taking the Battousai by the ear, "are spending some quality time with a seven year old demon."

"Ducky-dono! No!! He'll die!!!" Shorty protested.

"Tough!!" she answered, throwing him in the basement.

"Fine! I hope you know this means I'm after Aoshi-Sama now!" she told her.

"Yeah, yeah!" she was about to say more, but she was cut off my Battousai's screams coming up through the vent.

"Oh, that was mean," Kitty said.

"She really is evil, I imagine she's making him play some dumb game where they act out a show or something and the worst part is that she won't hesistate to use violence to get you do her bidding. Yep, she even tied me to a chair with her yarn one time then she smacked me until I agreed," (A/N: seriously! she did!! and it hurt!! i was practically beggin' for mercy....) Ducky-dono said, reminiscing of all the times she'd been forced to do the same.

"Feel very bad for him," Haru shook her head, before returning to her pursue of Sano.

"Hey! Just where are you going?!" Megumi (A/N: a.k.a. the whore!!) demanded of her.

"Where do you think? To steal Sano's heart of course!" she answered with a large smile.

"I think I like this girl, she actually shows an emotion other than hate for me," Sano said, liking all the attention he was getting.

"You shouldn't be enjoying this!!!" Megumi yelled.

"It is loud," Aoshi stated.

"I'm gonna go check on poor Battousai," Ducky-dono announced, hearing him scream again, although this one sounded like it was a cry of agony.

"Good idea, he's been down there a whole five minutes, I'm surprised he's not dead yet," Shorty said, slowly advancing on Aoshi.

As Ducky-dono descended down the stairs, Shorty moved real close to Aoshi and started a conversation. Misao was god knows where in the house.

"So, Aoshi-Sama," she started, "Why are you always so quiet?"

"I like the quiet," was all he said.

"Aren't you going to talk to me?"

"No."

"That's not very polite," she admonished him.

"I don't care. I can't stand this, you and your friend, won't leave me alone, not to mention Misao," he said standing up.

"Hey Aoshi-Sama!!!" Misao called, running up to him.

"What?"

"Come look, they've got fishies!!!!" she told him, smiling brightly.

"Fine," he answered, a hint of a smirk on his face.

"No luck Shorty?" Haru asked, her hand interlocked with Sano's.

"Nope," she sighed.

"Hey, where's Kitty?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen her, Kenshin, or Kaoru in a while," Shorty admitted.

"Leave him alone!!! He's allergic to cats!!" Kaoru yelled.

"I'm not a real cat!! It's just my name!!" Kitty shouted back.

"Maa, maa ladies, why don't we-" Kenshin tried to settle them down.

"SHUT UP!!!!" they said in unison.

"You're too young for him!" Kaoru accused.

"You're no better!!!" Kitty reminded her.

"Age is just a number!!"

"Then my age shouldn't matter!!!"

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Dammit!!! No, I'm closer in age!!!!"

"But as I recall, AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!!!!!!" Kitty threw her words at her.

"NOT FOR YOU!!!!!!!" Kaoru screamed.

"I think we found them," Haru said, having heard all the screaming and shouting.

"God, what's going on up here?" Ducky-dono came up, dragging an unconscious Battousai and a rather large stick.

"Did you beat him unconscious?" Shorty inquired.

"No! My sister took care off this, I just had to use this to beat her back," she said.

"Wow, she's that bad, huh?"

"Not as bad as Shorty's brothers," Ducky-dono told them.

"Honto?" Sano asked, shaking his hand out of Haru's.

"Really, they are-" Shorty was interrupted by a distant scream of 'Banzai' coming from outside the window.

"What the hell?" Sano let out. Ducky-dono looked down at her watch and thought to herself,

'Right on time.' Megumi rushed to the window to see what was coming. She was suddenly greeted by a foot flying in through the window. A new girl had flown through the window and landed on Megumi in a heap.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" she screamed, "Sano help me!!! Get off me you bitch!!!!" Before she could say another thing the girl karate chopped her on the shoulder while saying,

"Hiya!! Nice to meetcha!!!!"

"Sano!!! Get her off me!!! She is sooooo fat it hurts!!!! Get off me you fat slut!!!!!" Megumi cried. The girl then proceeded punch Megumi's face in.

"Hey, Kitsune, what's up?" Haru asked.

"Hey!! Everyone, meet Kitsune!! I mentioned her earlier, she never told me her name, that's why I call her this. And in case you were wondering why she dresses this way, she likes to cos play a lot," Ducky-dono introduced. After the introduction, Sano causally strolled over to Kitsune and lifted her up by her arm.

"Poplar-dono!!" Shorty greeted, "Don't ask, that's what I call her," she added seeing the puzzled faces.

"What are you talking about? She's really light, in fact compared to her you're a cow!!" Sano said.

"Hey! What's wrong with cows? And are you favoring her?" Haru asked.

"Sano! I can't believe you would say that!! She almost killed me!!" Megumi protested, ignoring Haru.

"Yeah, yeah-" he started.

"Have a pockie!!!" Kitsune said, shoving a candy in his mouth. He bit down on it and set Kitsune back down.

"Hmmm, this is pretty good," he stated. As soon as she was on the ground, she ran to Ducky-dono screaming her name. Kenshin, coming out of the bathroom, saw a ninja girl running at Ducky-dono. He ran in front of her in a protective stance and knocked the ninja girl back. She smacked into the wall.

"Owie!" she exclaimed, holding her arm. Both Ducky-dono and Sano rushed to her side as she started to stand up. "You a meanie!!!!!" she yelled at Kenshin.

"What's da matter with you?!" she demanded, flinging a plastic shriken at his face.

"ORORORORORORO!!!!!!!!!" he cried as it connected with his face.

"Are you okay?" Sano asked.

"I'm so sorry he did that to you!!!" Ducky-dono apologized.

"It's okay, I better be going, sorry for crashing your party," Kitsune said, making her way to the door. Before she could leave, Sano grabbed her arm.

"Owie you fool!!! (F-O-O-L)" she cried.

"Hey, she said fool, hee, hee, F-O-O-L!!" Shorty giggled.

"Sorry, but it's okay, we don't mind having you here," he told her.

"Sano!!! How dare you!! Just be on your way, boyfriend-stealing-bitch!!!" Megumi shouted.

"Shut up, can't you be nice for once?" Sano said.

"I can't believe you just said that to me!"

"Well, he did, so deal with it!!!" Kitsune answered, "I think I'll stay for a while, things around here are pretty interesting." With that said she ran over to Ducky-dono.

"Ducky-dono!!!!!! I missed you soooo much!!!! I only saw you yesterday!!!!!!!" she exclaimed. Ducky-dono threw her arms around Kitsune in a tight, but friendly embrace.

"OWIE!!!!!" she screamed, as Ducky-dono put pressure on her injured arm.

"Megumi, you should look at that," Sano said.

"Hmph!! No way am I looking at her wound!!!" she whined.

"Fine, I'll do it," Sano compromised, taking Kitsune into the bathroom to treat her arm.

"Your not even a doctor!" she protested.

"Yeah, but I know how to wrap bandages," he reasoned with her, starting to wrap Kitsune's arm.

"Hmph!!" Megumi pouted.

"Ya know, Kitsune, you shouldn't play ninja for awhile, you banged your arm up pretty good," he said as he gently wrapped her arm up.

"Don't worry about me!!! By the way, what's your name?" she asked him.

"Sagara Sanosuke, but you can call me Sano."

"Okay Sano!!!" she said with a bright smile.

"Ya know, kid, you're kinda cute," he told her patting her on the head.

"Hey!! I'm no kid!!" she said, giving a karate chop to his head. Their conversation was cut short as Ducky-dono called for Kitsune.

"Kitsune, could you please take out the garbage bag that the Fed-ex man brought back into the house?" she asked her.

"I'll do, she doesnt' have to," Sano volunteered.

"Hey!!! I can do it!!! I'm no cripple!!!!" she protested, "Unlike poor Ducky-dono over there."

"I am a cripple no longer! I can walk I tell you!!! Walk!!!" Ducky-dono made a huge dramatic scene out of it.

"We know, Ducky, we know," Shorty assured her, patting her arm in a soothing manner.

Before Sano could say another word against taking out the bag, Kitsune jumped out the broken window, garbage bag in hand. She sprinted to the curb and dropped the bag. She then leapt up on top of the roof, waiting.

Inside....

"Hey, you're spending some time with Kitsune, do ya have a little crush on her?" Ducky-dono accused. He flushed red and mumbled a negative answer. They then heard footsteps on the roof.

"Oh, no," Sano groaned, knowing exactly who it was. They looked up and saw Kitsune running across the roof. She had a blow pipe in her hand and binoculars in her other, aimed at the garbage man. She blew into the blow pipe, while running, hitting him with a dart on the side of his neck.

"Die fool!!!" (F-O-O-L) she shouted in triumph.

"Hey! I thought I said no more ninja play!!" he yelled. Startled by the voice behind her, she began to fall off the roof.

"Kitsune!!" Sano yelled in dismay.

"Boom!!!! I'm flying!!!" she shouted in glee.

"No you're falling!!" Sano corrected her, grabbing her arm as she fell.

"Ugh," the garbage man was starting to come too.

"Yipee!!!!" she let out, running up his shoulders and onto the power lines. She then slid down the telephone pole to where the garbage man was lying, looking around. She picked him up, threw him in the back of the truck, sat herself in the front and drove off. Sano took off, chasing the truck.

"Do you even have a driver's license?!" he asked, running faster.

"Nope!!!!! Whoop, whoop!!! 100 hit!!!" she yelled back.

"Get back here!!!!"

"That was interesting," Ducky-dono said with a huge sweatdrop on her head.

"Definately. I've never seen her like that," Shorty said.

"Has anyone seen Kitty? I haven't seen her since Kitsune got here," Ducky-dono asked.

"Nah, she took off towards the bathroom, dragging Kenshin with her about twenty minutes ago," Haru supplied.

"Oh, god," Ducky-dono sighed, going towards the bathroom.

"Kitty, this isn't time for some sick perverted joke, okay? Get out here now," she said through the wood.

"Oh, but that tickled!!"

"Ororo!!! Kitty-dono, please, let me go!" they heard Kenshin cry.

"No!!" she responded evilly.

"Oh, I'm glad that this is a pickable lock," Ducky-dono sighed, taking out a hair pin and beginning to pick the lock.

"Hey!! You are such a scam, Kitty!!" Haru accused.

"For real, you were just like totally making us think that you actually did something!" Ducky-dono accused.

"Did not, okay so maybe we did," she said, getting of the floor, where she had just been talking with Kenshin.

"Hey, where's Kaoru?" Shorty asked, "And more importantly, where are Aoshi-Sama and Misao?"

"Oh, I saw Kaoru and Battousai take off towards that room, and I haven't seen Misao or Aoshi," Megumi answered.

"Really? Oh, shit, that's my parents room," she said.

"Should we knock?"

"We might get killed if we don't," Ducky-dono pointed out, knocking on the wood.

"Go the fuck away," came a curt response.

"Oooookay, let's go look for Aoshi-Sama and Misao," Ducky-dono said, leaving them alone.

"Hee, hee, Aoshi-Sama!!" they heard Misao giggle.

"Not another one," she sighed, walking away.

"We're back," Sano announced, carrying Kitsune over his shoulders.

"What happened?!" Ducky-dono cried in alarm.

"She tried to throw the garbage man in the river, so I had to, uh, knock her out," he mumbled. Ducky-dono sighed for the third time.