A/N: I'mmmm baaaaccccckkkk!!!! i hope u all forgive for the long wait, but here it is an update! and sooner than i promised! i got some time and i wrote this chappie and even found time to post it!! along with a bunch of one shots!! so enjoy!! luv ya lots!!!
disclaimer: haven't done this yet, but now i'm doin' it for the rest of this ficcie! so for the rest of these chappies, NO!! i don't own kenshin!! or aoshi-sama, no matter how much i want to!!!
Chappie 3
"We need some kind of real punishment," Ducky-dono sighed.
"Yeah, for the Fox Lady!!!" Kitsune agreed.
"Hai, for that stupid Fox," Haru said.
"I KNOW!" Shorty interjected.
"What?" Ducky-dono demanded, desperate for a way to punish the Fox she hated so much. (a/n: yes, i do hate her, with a passion.... although not as much as tomoe......)
"My brothers, no da," she informed her. Ducky-dono's eyes lit up with happiness.
"Good idea!" she instantly loved the idea.
"I'll go get them!" Shorty said.
"You do that!! And I'll try and find a way to send them back for when we're finished," Ducky-dono said.
"Will do," she said, leaving.
"BYE DIGIKO!!!!!!" Kitsune bid her good-bye. (a/n: that's what she calls her for real, so plz try to keep up w/ it.)
"Okay, Kitsune, do you want to help me find a way to put them back in there own world?"
"Why would I want to send Sano back?" she asked.
"For real," Haru agreed.
"Okay, I think I found the spell," Ducky-dono interrupted, "Only we'll leave Megumi here to be tortured."
"Sounds good!!" Kitsune agreed.
"Hey, a Kitsune, I have a song for you....." Ducky-dono started.
"Oh no!! NOT JITTERBUG!!!!!"
"It's not called jitterbug," Ducky-dono corrected her, placing a cd into the player.
Jitterbug, jitterbug Jitterbug, jitterbug
You put the boom boom into my heart You send my soul sky high When your lovin' starts
"TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kitsune pleaded.
"No," Ducky-dono said, letting the music play, singing along.
Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same But something's bugging you Something ain't right
"PLEASE!!!!!!!!" Kitsune begged.
"Nope."
My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
"Oh, god, I'm gonna die!!!!" she cried out.
"Still a no."
You take the grey skies out of my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day Turned a bright spark into a flame My beats per minute never been the same
"Is it over yet?"
"Uh uh."
'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on, baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing, everything will be all right
"Now is it over?"
"No."
Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)
"Come on, yet?"
"Almost."
(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)
Cuddle up, baby, move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead
(Jitterbug)
"You said it was almost over."
"Did I? How foolish of me."
Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight
"What about now?"
"Okay, for real, it's almost over."
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Take me dancing
(Boom-boom-boom)
"Okay, now it's over."
"Thank god!!!!" Kitsune let out as Shorty walked back in along with two girls.
"Hey, look who I saw," she said, "Wolfie and Aku Naraku."
"Ahola ladies," Ducky-dono greeted them.
"Hi Ducky!!" Wolfie greeted.
"Hello," Aku Naraku added.
"Good to see you, where are the tiny terrors?" Ducky-dono asked.
"Right here," Shorty answered pointing to two children, "This is Murphy." He was the taller one, wearing a plaid shirt and a Jason mask on his face. (A/N: MOMIJI!!!!!! i lost da paper w/ da descriptions, so plz forgive if dey r off a bit.... or a lot......)
"And this is Damien," she introduced the other. This one had more belts around his waist than on Lulu's dress from Final Fantasy X. (A/N: totally good game, if ya got PS2 i seriously recommend it......) Looped in those many belts, were numerous plastic poles and toy swords. (A/N: still can't find the damn piece of paper.....)
"Okay.....! Put them downstairs," she ordered. Shorty ushered them to the basement.
"Watch it grow!!!" Kitty said suddenly. (A/N: i luv my math class......)
"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!" Ducky-dono erupted with laughter.
"God, I was only talking about the number of torture weapons," Kitty clarified.
"Were not!! So what? At least I don't like it fast!!!" Ducky-dono shot back.
"Kitty likes it fast..... and I'm fast," Kitty answered.
"Well I like it big!!" Haru added.
"Apparently Wham! does too, because the name of their cd is 'Make It Big.' Hey, I have that cd," Ducky-dono added as an after thought.
"I don't want to know, I don't want to know," Shorty chanted to herself.
"Neither do I," Kitsune agreed.
"Oh, god! Kitty, and Haru!! You'll never believe what my mommy said about Sean Connery!! (a/n: yeah, i call her mommy, got a problem with it?!! huh? huh? u wanna start somethin?! ok, i'll shut up now....)" Ducky-dono exclaimed.
"What did she say about him?" Kitty urged.
"That she would do him you or old!! Oh, god I was in stitches da whole time!!"
"Okay, I thought we were gonna put Megumi in the basement and then send them back," Shorty reminded them.
"Oh, yeah, Come on Kitsune, let's do this..... Ha!! Ha! Innuendo!!" Ducky-dono said wickedly, grabbing Megumi's arm.
"You are so bad!!" Kitty scolded.
"Nah!! I still haven't gotten over you and Cowie going to Vegas to elope without me....." Ducky-dono said in a hurt voice.
"Hey, we didn't do it (a/n: another innuendo!! only this one was totally by mistake... for once in my life.....) because I had to take a shower," Kitty argued.
"Wow! You're heavy Megumi!!" Ducky-dono said lifting her along with Kitsune.
"Aw, quit complaining and help!!!" Kitsune reprimanded.
"Yes ma'am," she shut up.
"Is she in the basement now?" Shorty asked a half-hour when they got back up.
"Oh yeah!! But beating back the torture units was the part that took us the longest," Ducky-dono told her.
"Great, let's send these guys on their way then," Shorty said.
"Wait, before we go, I have a song for you," she said, a gleam of evil in both her eyes and her smile.
"Here we go, number 16, and cue da music," she muttered to herself.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Shorty screamed.
"Oh, yes.... sorry Kitty, that was really nasty," she added, realizing what she just said.
"That's okay, now continue making Shorty mad....." she said.
Stacy can I come over After schoooolll (after school)
We can hang around by the pooooollll (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back From her bussiness trip? Is she there or is she tryin' To give me the sliiiiippp (give me the slip)
"Okay, I'll stop, but only for you Shorty, and because I don't like that song either," Ducky-dono stopped the music.
"That's not fair!!! You didn't stop mine!!" Kitsune protested.
"That's because I liked that song and I don't like this one, now come on I have to send them back. Why don't you take Sano around the block real fast, so you're not here to screw me (a/n: ohohohohohoho!!!!!!! kitty i is sooooo bad.......) up while I say the spell," Ducky-dono suggested.
"Okay!!!" Kitsune grabbed Sano and ran down the street, Haru making a fuss and following.
"Here we go," Ducky-dono took a deep breath and started her spell, "Oh forces beyond, we haven taken these people away. Hope against hope, and don't do what they say. Take them back. Back to their home before me or Kitty has a chance to whack-" Shorty hit Ducky-dono upside the head.
"What?!"
"That was nasty."
"But true," Kitty supplied.
"Alright, I'll change it. Oh forces beyond, we haven taken these people away. Hope against hope, and don't do what they say. Return these people home, back to their dome!! And keep us home, within our dome!!!" she corrected. There was a flash of light and the scenery changed. All shielded their eyes from it.
"Umm, Ducky, we're defineatly not in Lewiston anymore," Shorty said, looking around.
"Hey, why are we still here?" Kaoru asked, looking at Kenshin.
"Sessha doesn't know Kaoru-dono, that he doesn't," Kenshin answered.
"Oh, great, now what?" she asked, sighing.
"Don't look so depressed Kaoru-chan!!" Misao finally came out with Aoshi.
"You two, too?"
"Yep!! And it tickled...." Misao giggled.
"You sound like Kitty," Wolfie pointed out.
"Hey, where's Ducky-dono, Kitty, and Shorty?" Aku Naraku asked, looking around.
"Hmm, I don't know," Kitsune came in, Haru and Sano in tow.
"Oh, great, we have to find them now," Haru let out an exasperated sigh.
"Great!! Now two of our bestest friends are missing and we can't find them!!" Kitsune said.
"I have a suggestion, that I do," Kenshin provided.
"What?"
"That perhaps something was wrong with the spell and they got sucked into our world."
