A/N: hey!!! i'm back, i no it's been 4eva!!! But, i was seriously lacking inspiration!!! but perhaps some reviews would re-inspirate me? the only thing i had to keep me writin' at da moment, was hearing of Wolfie's naughty dreams....... YUCK WOLFIE!!!!! but, it gave me all i needed to complete this chappie, so i expect reviews from ALL who read this!!! or u won't be gettin' anymore cuz i won't be writin' due to extreme lack of inspiration...... so why don't u just REVIEW!!!!!!! okies? thankies...... btw, i tried to make this one pretty long, due to the long wait..... which brings me to REVIEWS!!!!!!

Chappie 4: Wanna Elope?

"Hey, Shorty, how are we gonna get ourselves back?"

"Don't know," she answered.

"Don't look so depressed!! Nowme and Duckycan run off to a shrine somewhere and elope!!" Kitty said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Not right now, but I do like that idea," Ducky-dono told her.

"Okay, all we have to do is reverse the spell, do you remember what you said?"

"Something about me and Kitty whacking-"

"Not that!! What you really said!" Shorty interrupted.

"Ah, right, that, no I don't remember. Sorry, you know how bad my memory is," she reminded her apologetically, scratching the back of her head.

"Great."

"Come on Sano, let's go get out of here!!!" Kitsune suggested.

"Umm, no, first we have to figure out how to get your friends back," he told her.

"Alright! You and me then!!" Haru suggested.

"I just told Kitsune that we had to try and get them back," he said exasperated.

"Ok, ok, ok," Kaoru started, "Let me see that book of hers."

"NO!!" Kitsune shouted all of a sudden.

"Nani?"

"You can't touch that book," she said.

"Naze?"

"Just don't." Kaoru rolled her eyes, not liking the 'Kitsune' much better than the first. And her screams could still be heard from the basement.

"That's a stupid answer," she said, picking up the book.

"Alright, I warned you." The book glowed purple and zapped her.

"ITAI!!! What the hell is with that thing?!" she said, holding her hurt hand.

"That was a spell she put on it so that no one but those of magical origin can touch it," she explained.

"Greaaaaaaaaaatttttt," she said, "Now we have no way to get back!!"

"We do," Kitsune corrected her.

"How?"

"By me!!"

"Oh, I like choco bars!! Any kind of choco bars!!" Shorty was singing to pass the time as they walked through the market.

"Okay, give it a rest," Ducky-dono requested.

"Alright, alright. I brush against the freckles that I hate it so and I heave a little sigh for you!" she began another.

"Oh!! I like that one!! It's heavy the love that I would share with you, then it dissolves like it was just a sugar cube!! Kitty join us!!" Ducky-dono sang along as well.

"Don't know the words, I'll listen until we hit a shrine to wed in," she said.

"Now the little pain sittin' in my heart has shrunk in a bit, but it really doesn't hurt me now!" Shorty went on.

"Those silly horoscope signs, guess I can't trust them after all!!!!! Together!!" Ducky-dono invited.

"If we could get further away, ooooooo, I wonder what it would be like, yeah!! I'd be so happy inside my heart!!!" they sang as one.

"All the memories, I have are beautiful in my mind, but they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul!!!" Shorty sang.

"And tonight I thought, that I'd be just sittin' in my sorrow!!! Together again!!" Ducky-dono decided.

"And now I must wonder why, what it did really mean to you, I just can't see it anymore!!! I just can't see it anymore!! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" they finished, more than a few heads turning to stare at the new comers.

"Now we have an audience," Kitty observed.

"Yay!! People to recognize our singing skills!!!" Ducky-dono rejoiced.

"Um, no Ducky, no," Shorty admonished her.

"Oh, sorry then," she apologized.

"It's okay."

"Hey!! The Akabeko!!" Ducky-dono called.

"Let's go!!" Shorty said.

"Is it a shrine? No, I know it's not," Kitty smiled.

"Hahaha, but come on, I'm starved!!" Ducky-dono whined.

"Alright, let's eat and maybe that will help your memory," Shorty said thoughtfully.

"Hopefully," Kitty said.

"You?"

"Yep!! I can touch the book because Ducky-dono loves me!!!" Kitsune said.

"Okay, now we have a crazy girl that is telling us she can make everything right," Kaoru sighed.

"Don't worry Kaoru-dono, I'm sure that Kitsune-dono will find a way to get us back, that she will," Kenshin tried to assure her.

"You better be right!!"

"I am, relax!! Wolfie, will ya come over here and help me?" she requested.

"Sure," she answered, shooting a longing glance at Kenshin.

"Not again," Kaoru muttered, catching her gaze.

"Kaoru-dono is anything wrong?"

"Iya, Kenshin, I'm fine," she told him.

"Okay, now would ya just hold that?" Kitsune instructed Wolfie.

"Yep," she did as she was told.

"Great!! Now we're almost ready to start!!" she said.

"Uh oh, we're in trouble, somethin's come along and it's burst our bubble. Yeah, yeah, uh oh, we're in trouble gotta get home marchin' on the double!!!" Shorty sang for the millionth time.

"Okay, it was fun like the first ten times, but now it's annoying," Ducky-dono informed her.

"Another one then?"

"I'm Henry the VIII I am! Henry the VIII I am, I am," she began, motioning for Shorty to join her, which she did, "I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before!! And everyone was a Henry, Henry! Wouldn't have a Willy or Sam, no Sam!! I'm her eighth old Henry. Second verse, same as the first! I'm Henry the VIII I am. Henry the VIII I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before and everyone was a-"

"Enough!!! Come on let's go get something to eat," Kitty had heard too much.

"Ah, gomen ne, Kitty," Ducky-dono apologized, "We're still on for tonight though, right?"

"You know it," she purred. (ha! purred! cat! purrs!!)

"Oh, good!" she squealed.

"Alright, let's go," Shorty cut short their joke time.

"Right, right," Ducky-dono said, before breaking out into a new song.

"When I first saw, you lookin' at me, the gleam in your eyes made my heart skip a beat. My body felt nervous and my heart began to pound as this test of love you brought me to my knees," she began.

"No! That song is way weird!!" Shorty protested.

"But, it's a Kenshin theme song!!" she whined.

"I know but it's weird."

"Fine! But the song isn't over and I will finish later....."

"Good!! Now time to repeat after Kitsune!" Kitsune said, "Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my friends to me! To me, to me!! Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my friends to me!!!"

"Isn't that a song?" Aku Naraku inquired.

"It is?"

"Um, yeah, only it goes a little different. Actually we sing it in chorus as a warm up," Wolfie agreed.

"Whatever!! Are they back yet? They should be," Kitsune said.

"I don't think it worked," Haru pointed out.

"Oh, bummer ted!" Kitsune muttered.

"Okay, so how are we gonna get them back now?" Kaoru asked.

"Dunno, I'll just keep trying that spell," she said.

"Oh Kami. Well if you can't get them back, then send us back at least," she tried to compromise.

"Don't know how to do that. Only Ducky does."

"Don't worry Kaoru," Wolfie tried to assure her, "It'll be okay."

"No it won't!!"

"Hola Tae-san!!!" Ducky-dono said upon entering the restaurant.

"Umm, hello?" she answered uncertainly.

"Oh, yeah. They don't speak Spanish," Ducky-dono remembered.

"No da, Ducky," Shorty rolled her eyes. (A/N: ok, i no that they don't speak english either, but play along, ne?)

"Come on, I'm starving!" Kitty said.

"Right, right, let's go find somewhere to sit. The sooner we eat and I have brain food then the sooner we can get back!" Ducky-dono said, "Because I miss Kyo!! I hug him, and squeeze him, and sleep with him allllllll night, every night!!"

"I wish I could hug him, and squeeze him, and sleep with him all night, every night," Kitty whined.

"If you're nice, then maybe I'll let you hug him," Ducky-dono said to her.

"Oh, my," Shorty said, not very interested in the topic.

"Okay, let's eat!!"

"Good idea."

"BRING BACK!!! BRING BACK!!! OH BRING BACK MY FRIENDS TO ME!!!!!"

"I don't think that's helping," Kaoru pointed out.

"Yah, but it will eventually," Kitsune told her.

"Oh, Kami, kill me now," she prayed.

"Ah, ah, ah! No dying until after we get them back!! Sano will you help me?" she asked innocently.

"Sure Kitsune," he answered.

"I'll help too!" Haru offered.

"Okies, hold this," she handed her a crystal.

"What the hell is that for?" Sano asked.

"It's for a portal. You two make a circle with it-" she was suddenly cut off by the sound of screaming. Loud and long shrieks.

"Probably just Megumi, as I was saying, make a circle with the crystals."

"Okay, don't see how this will help, but hopefully it will," Sano said.

"I told you before! It's to make a portal. Now!! Everyone sing with me!!! Come on Aku Naraku!! Pitch in!!"

"I don't want to sing a happy song. Let's sing something dark and has some involvement with Hell," she requested.

"No! This is a happy song!! Which we will use to help us get our friends back!! You'll help me, won't you Wolfie?"

"I will," she answered with a smile, moving closer, "Come on Aku, for me."

"Oh fine! But afterwards something to do with demons," she compromised.

"Deal," Wolfie shook with her.

"Okay, now everyone has to sing, yes even you Aoshi," she told the silent man. (A/N: who is oh so fine......)

"No."

"Please, Aoshi-Sama!!!!!!" Misao pleaded.

"Alright."

"Say more than two words at least!!" Wolfie told him.

"No."

"I must wonder why Ducky likes a man like him....." Wolfie mused.

"Like I was saying, we should really try to figure out how to get- OH!! A shrine!! Come on Kitty," Ducky-dono lost her train of thought.

"No!" Shorty grabbed her by the back of the shirt.

"Awww!! Why not?!" she demanded.

"We have to find a way to get home!!" she reminded her.

"Sure thing, right after the ceremony," Ducky-dono protested.

"Please?" Kitty joined the plea.

"NO!! What would Banana-dono (A/N: Haru.... what shorty really calls her....) say?"

"What she doesn't know, won't hurt her," they said simply.

"At least, not until she reads this and gets really pissed because she wasn't here," Ducky-dono added thoughtfully.

"But...." Kitty whined.

"NO!! What the shuck (sp momiji?) is wrong with you?! That's just mean!!" Shorty said.

"Aww, now you make me feel bad...." Ducky-dono said.

"Now let's go," Shorty said, dragging them both away from the shrine.

"But....." Ducky-dono started, tears forming at the corners of her eyes, "I wanna let Kitty know how much I love her!!!!!!!"

"What the shuck is the matter with you?!?" Shorty repeated, "That is sooooo WRONG!!!!! You are both girls!!!! Not to mention only thirteen!!!"

"But I love her!!!!!!" she wailed.

"Oh, Ducky!!!!! I love you too!!! But I think you should know that I'm already married and cheating on you with about five other people!!!" Kitty confessed.

"I knew that already!!! But I still love you!!!!!!" Ducky-dono said, getting emotional.

"ALRIGHT!!!! This is shucking (cracks me up every time, momiji, especially da conversation.....) crazy!!!! Let me rephrase that: YOU are shucking crazy!!!!!" she pointed at both of them.

"Aw, do you really mean that? By the way, I didn't need a memo, I know that I'm crazy," Ducky-dono informed her.

"Help me, help me........" Shorty prayed as the other two tried to sneak towards the shrine again.

"ONE MORE TIME!!!!! BRING BACK, BRING BACK, BRING BACK, OH BRING BACK MY FRIENDS TO ME!!!!! TO ME!!!!!!" Kitsune sang at the top of her lungs, causing all to cover their ears.

"Hey, Kitsune, maybe you should stop," Sano advised.

"Hmmm, it doesn't seem to be working!! Help me Sano!!" she flung her arms around his neck. Haru's eyebrow twitched.

"Sano," she began sweetly, "Could you help me fix the crystals?"

"Sure thing," he answered, removing Kitsune from him.

"Thank you," she replied, a small blush staining her cheeks.

"Okies, now for another song!!!!" Kitsune yelled.

"NO!!!!" all occupants of the room shouted.

"Hey, Kenshin....." Wolfie purred (i can't believe u were purring and shit in ur sleep and about THEM!!!!)

"Ororororo," he uttered.

"Not now girlfriend!! He has been hit on by like three girls today!!! He does NOT need another one of you on his case!!!" Kaoru defended, stepping in between them.

"Aw, you ruin my fun," she whispered. (i can't believe it!!!!!!!! i luv dis side of u!!!!!!!!!! so much perverted humor and you were purring and shit!!! ABOUT THEM!!!! Nasty!!!)

"Good!!!" she said.

"Maa, maa, ladies, we should try to settle down, that we should," Kenshin said with a smile.

"SHUT UP!!!!" Kaoru instructed.

"Oro....." he whispered, slinking back against the wall.

"Kitsune!!" Sano shouted, "I don't think that it's gonna help!!!"

"Listen to him already!!" Haru agreed easily.

"One more time!! It might work this time!!"

"Pleasure man, pleasure man, he gets pleasure from his hand, pleasure man," Kitty sang as she walked with them.

"Okay, too much nasty talk, let's stop," Shorty asked.

"Wow!! Look!! It's soooo big!!! I've never seen one so big!!!!" Ducky-dono said, pointing to a man, erm, a bit low on his body.

"Ducky!!!" Shorty exclaimed, surprised at her.

"Oh, Ducky, that was bad...... in a good way," Kitty said.

"What? I was just talking about the dog at his feet," she corrected. (okay, have u ever seen da episode w/ notaru? well, in da preview kaoru's talkin' about notaru and she says what i said up above)

"Oh, erm, I'm so embarrassed," Shorty said, blushing.

"At least you're not so embarrassado," Ducky-dono told her.

"Oh, yeah, poor Senora," Shorty sympathized, "she said she was so 'pregnant' instead of 'embarrassed.'"

"Yep, but I'm still marveling at the fact that Shorty thought that you were talking about, ya know," Kitty said.

"Oh, just let it fly!! It was only once, at least we don't have her saying all our sick perverted jokes every five seconds, like we do," Ducky-dono said.

"Yeah, but can ya repeat what you said? I have to put it in my agenda," Kitty requested.

"Why of course!!! Look!! Wow!! It's sooooo big!!! I've never seen one that big before!!!" she obliged.

"Oh, thank you," she thanked.

"De nada," she replied with a smile.

"You know I don't understand the Spanish shit," she reminded her.

"Who said I did?"

"Okay!! This is it!! Everyone has to sing," Kitsune told them, "Let's do it!!!"

"Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my friends to me, to me!!!" They all belted at the same time. The portal did something funny. Yes, it did something funny. Don't make fun of my word usage, it did something funny.

"Ahhhhh!!!! Kitty!! Hold my hand, I'm scared!!" Ducky-dono cried as darkness surrounded her.

"Oh, we never even got to elope!!" Kitty moaned. (moaning..... say like, in Spanish? with aladin?)

"Next time, I promise, as long as you don't have to take a shower. Now hold my hand!!!" Ducky-dono promised.

"All right, next time it is," she said, taking her hand.

"Ahhhh, what is your shuckin' problem?! We're being sucked into a vortex and you want to hold hands?!" Shorty said.

"Yes," they replied.

"Help me........"

"They're back!!!!!!!!" Kitsune exclaimed in joy, "See!! My song did work!!!!!!!!"