A/N: dude, totally been 4eva! i felt really bad so i wrote the whole thing last nite... oh, i have a favor to ask of kitty... i kinda lost ur phone # again... and if u could call me tomorrow, Saturday, around 1, it would be great... or just e-mail me ur phone #... which eva u plz... and not in that way... anyway! here's the next chappie and yes, i apologize for the lack of updates, but as mentioned in other ficcies, i'm absolutly LAZY! anyway, enjoy and don't for get to REVIEW! gracias!

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Chappie 6

"Oh! I know!" Ducky-dono exclaimed suddenly.

"What, Ducky?" Shorty asked. She ignored her and went to her parents door and knocked.

"Mom? Is the lie detector still downstairs?"

"Ummm, I think so," she answered.

"Great!" She ran past the Kenshin-gumi and her friends to the basement, where Megumi was still being torchered.

"Hey! Chikita! Throw me the lie detector!" she yelled.

"Sure B!" Shrimpy tossed her the machine.

"Gracias Chikita!" Ducky-dono bounded back up the stairs and set the machine on the table.

"Oh, this'll be good," she muttered, setting it up.

"What is it?" Kaoru questioned.

"A lie detector," Ducky-dono said simply.

"And?"

"I'm gonna hook someone up and ask them a bunch of questions," she informed her.

"Like who?" Misao asked, interested.

"Aoshi-Sama, of course!"

"Should have known," Kitty shook her head.

"Then I think we should clean up the whole Kenshin thing," Kaoru said.

"That we should," Kenshin nodded, not realizing that he would be the one being hooked up.

"SHUT UP WITH THOSE STUPID PHRASES!" Ducky-dono commanded.

"ORO!"

"Anyway, come on Aoshi-Sama, you're first!" she chimed.

"Kami-Sa-" he started before Ducky-dono yanked him into the chair. She then started to hook him to the machine.

"C'mon Misao-chan! Let's see if there's hope for either of us!" Ducky-dono took her hand.

"Okay!" "Now, Aoshi-Sama," Ducky-dono started, "Does Misao-chan turn you on?" "No." Ducky-don's head darted to the paper. Straight line.

"Wah! No fair! You're too calm to take this test!" Ducky-dono whined.

"No." "Okay, what pisses you off then, Mr. I'm-So-Calm!" Misao asked.

"You do." "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Ducky-dono and Misao cried simulaniously.

"The line is straight though," he pointed out.

"That must mean you're lying!" Misao shouted.

"He knows how to cheat! He's too calm for a lie detector test! DAMMIT! NEW PLAN! Unhook him Misao-chan!" Ducky-dono ordered.

When Aoshi-Sama was finally free, he walked as far away from the girls as possible. Then the two crazy girls took Kenshin and hooked him up in Aoshi's place.

"Oro?" he asked.

"Shut up and answer the questions, Himura!" Misao told him, still upset over her Aoshi-sama.

"Oro!" "Hee, hee," Ducky-dono giggled, "Now, do you like Kaoru? As more than a friend that is." "Ummm, ano, uh, eto..." he managed to stutter out a whole bunch of words.

"Your line is going haywire," Ducky-dono informed him calmly.

"No?" he more asked than said.

"You lie!" Ducky-dono yelled in his face.

"Oro? Sessha isn't lying, that he isn't!" he defended nervously trying to regain his composure.

"Your line says otherwise!" Ducky-dono corrected him.

"Oro!"
"You like Kaoru! You like Kaoru! Kenshin and Kaoru sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Ducky-dono yelled while Kenshin and Kaoru blushed bright red.

"Okay, enough Ducky, you're going to embarrass them to death," Shorty heeded.

"What about me!" Wolfie whined, seeing how he was reacting.

"Back off! What about me, Kenshin?" Kitty purred.

"Orororoo... you are both nice girls, that you are, demo..." he stalled.

"Demo?" Ducky-dono urged.

"Demo, Himura?" Misao was right with her.

"Demoit'snotthesameaswithKaoru-dono!" he cried all in one breathe.

"Repeat that, please, Kenshin," Ducky-dono requested.

"Yes, Kenshin... let it all out..." Kitty gave her insentive.

"Oro..." "Too many innuendo's..." Ducky-dono said, grabbing an agenda and putting the newest phrase in.

"Okay! When are we going to put Sano on the machine!" Haru demanded.

"We're not..." Ducky-dono shook her head.

"WHY NOT!" Haru demanded.

"Because she doesn't wanna!" Kitsune supplied.

"And you is supposed to be smart..." Ducky-dono shook her head.

"BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND!" Misao shouted.

"RIGHT!" Ducky-dono answered just as loudly, "Kenshin! Kindly repeat what you said, onegai."

"Oro... Do I have to?"

"Yes..." Aku hissed, "Or you deal with me."

"Oro!"

"She's scary..." Ducky-dono shrank back.

"Damn straight," Kaoru agreed.

"Answer the goddamn question!" Aku ordered Kenshin.

"Oro! H-hai! Sessha will, that he most certainly will!" he cried in fear, "Demo, it's not the same as Kaoru-dono!"

"FINALLY!" Ducky-dono cried in triumph, "He responded!"

"Kenshin..." Kaoru started, "... What do you mean by that?"

"Kaoru-dono, sessha is madly in-"

"We interrupt this ficcie for one important reason. I've just come to realize how sap is starting to get on my nerves. Mainly due to Angelina and all the stupid Phantom of the Opera shit. Tell me: all of you who have seen Tomb Raider I, the bad dude, the really ugly guy with black hair. Did you think he was hot? I sure as hell didn't, but she's obsessed! Anyway, we know return seeing as the sap moment has ended and Kenshin and Kaoru have fled the scene to a place with a lock and a bed. Thank you," Ducky-dono announced, blocking out the moment with one of those cool multi-color screens.

"Alright! Time for my famous serum!" Ducky-dono yelled as soon as she was back, not that she had ever disappeared.

"And that would be?" Misao asked.

"Guess!"
"I don't feel like guessing, tell us already, dammit," Aku commanded from the shadows. Ducky-dono sweatdropped.

"Uh, okay. It's..." she paused and eyed Aoshi-Sama, "Come with me into the kitchen, Misao, Shorty, Haru, Kitsune, Wolfie, Kitty, and Aku." They all shrugged and followed her.

"Why did we leave Aoshi, Hiko, Sano, Yahiko, and Soujiro out there?" Shorty asked.

"Because, Hiko and Yahiko are preoccupied, Sou-chan disappeared about an hour ago, and Sano and Aoshi-Sama can't hear this," Ducky-dono explained in an exasperated voice.

"Why?" Misao asked, interestedly.

"Do I even want to know, Ducky?" Kitty asked, a tone of wickedness apparent in her voice.

"Is it anything kinky?" Haru asked using her word.

"That word was in Ferrari's Spanish dictionary!" Ducky proclaimed, getting completly off topic.

"Oh yeah! I remember that!" Kitty put in.

"Uh hmmm," Wolfie cleared her throat loudly, putting them all back on task.

"!Si! I shall tell you now..." Ducky-dono began in a misty voice, "TRUTH SERUM!" she yelled.

"Shhhh! This was supposed to be quiet!" Shorty reminded her.

"Oh, right..." she blushed and mumbled something under her breath.

"Alright, now let us return with the tea!" Ducky-dono quickly regained her composure. "What tea?" Misao asked, looking around.

"The tea I am about to make of course!" she replied happily.

"Oh, I knew that," Misao said, looking down at the floor. "Anyway! Wolfie, Aku, you is on annoy duty!" Ducky-dono informed them, "You have to keep Aoshi-Sama and the others away from here long enough for me to create this wonderful concoction, got it?" They both nodded and headed off to complete their mission.

"Ya know what? Scratch that! Haru, Kitsune, you keep Sano busy," Ducky-dono corrected herself, "Shorty, you take Hiko and Yahiko. Kitty, take Soujiro. Feel free to play play-doh."

"Right," they said simultaniously. (hee, hee. learned word that from Mrs. Bruno... she is like the most awsome person, i have EVER met)

"Now, Misao, we shall be staying here to take care of the tea, ne?"

"Understood!" she saluted Ducky-dono in understanding.

"Hey! Sano!" Kitsune called.

"H-hai?" he turned towards the two loud girls. (tho, no where near as loud as me! ducky-dono)

"Do you want to talk with us?" they asked together, figuring it was better to work as one during this mission.

"Uh... sure," he agreed hesitantly. (hey, u never no wat those two could do... they is very dangerous... and wicked... don't even let me get into kitty, u just don't want to hear about it)

"Great!" "Hiko-sama!" Shorty called in a sweet voice, pulling sake out from no where. (cuz, seriously, i don't have sake in my house... and if i did... hiko wouldn't have it. i would)

"Sake?" he asked, his eyes straying to the jug she held.

"Hai, and it's just for you!" she answered with a smile.

"Hey! What about me you ugly girl!" Yahiko demanded. Shorty winced.

"I'll pretend you didn't say that Yahiko-chan and continue talking to Hiko-sama," she replied.

"That still doesn't answer my question!" "What the shuck is your problem! You are SO Hewit!" she screamed in his face, thrusting (ha! thrusting, kitty!) the jug of sake at Hiko.

"MY problem! You have problems! Like serious ones! I think you're a skitso!" he accused.

"Why does everyone think that! I am NOT a SKITSO!" she screamed at him.

In the kitchen.

Ducky-dono sighed, "This won't end well... he called her a skitso..."

"What's so bad about that?"

"She hates being called that. You see at a party we were talking about skitsophrenics, ne? I said to them:

'You people's are all skitso's and I'm just a figment of your imaginations!' and then Cassidy said:

'I think Shorty's the only REAL skitso here...' and she's hated being called that every since..." Ducky-dono explained.

"Oh, I understand."

Back in the living room...

"Hey Aoshi-Sama!" Wolfie called.

"Aa."

"What's your favorite color?" she asked, coming up next to him.

"..."
"Come on! I bet it's purple! You were that sexy purple thing underneath your trench coat..." she said.

Kitchen:

"TRENCH-COAT-MAN!" Ducky-dono yelled at the top of her lungs. (only a few people r gonna get that...)

Back to the living room:

"Purple is Ducky-dono's favorite color, ya know," Wolfie pointed out.

"Aa."

"Don't you say more than that word? Or does your brain compacity not hold the ability to speak more than that!" Aku demanded in a low and dangerous voice. Even Aoshi had to shudder at the ki she gave off. Pure evil. There was no good to it.

"Ah..."

"Sounds like the same word," she hissed.

"Um..."

"More than two letters, you dipshit!" she spat.

"Okay!"

"Whoop de do! You spoke two more letters than normal! Let's all celebrate! I don't see how Ducky-dono could like an Ice block like you!" she said, her anger rising. But she wasn't mad. No, not yet. Just irritated. Trust me, you would know if she was pissed.

"Okay! I give in! Purple IS my favorite color! It just matches so nicely with everything else!" he confessed.

Kitchen:

"Maybe we won't need the truth serum," Ducky-dono mused, "I mean, if Aku were to just keep bullying him into answering... nah, this'll be easier than watch him piss his pants."

"Right!"

"It's ready, shall we? I really don't like the way she is pushing him around. It really isn't fair. Now, before he passes out let us force him to consume this evil concoction which shall be used to force a confession of love out of him!" Ducky-dono laughed evilly, causing all heads in the living room to look her way. She then coughed.

"Uh huh, um, yeah-cough, cough-" she said, taking the tea to Aoshi with Misao.

"Here ya go, Aoshi-Sama!" Misao handed it to him, "It's like we never even left the Aoiya, ne?"

"Aa." Aku shot him a glare, "I mean, yes, it seems like we never left." he corrected.

"Wow," Misao said in astonishment, "I don't think he's ever said something that extensive to me."

"How is the tea, Aoshi-Sama?" Ducky-dono asked.

"Good."

"Shorty! Quit beating up Yahiko and come watch! Same goes for you, Haru, Kitty, Kitsune!" she called.

"Oh, and me and Soujiro were having fun with the play-doh..." Kitty said, coming over.

"I... I feel a little dizzy," Aoshi confessed.

"Aoshi-Sama! How do you feel about me! Misao!" Misao shouted.

"Ai... Aishiteru..." he whispered.

"And me!" Ducky-dono demanded.

"You are rather annoying... but your devotion is admirable," he told her.

"Yatta! He called me admirable!" Ducky-dono danced in pure happiness.

"That's not the same as love, ya know," Shorty pointed out.

"Nah!" she stuck out her tongue, "Don't dampen my mood!" "Just telling the truth," she said.

"Who cares! He called me admirable!"

"Oh, Aoshi-Sama! Aishiteru!" Misao cried, flinging herself at him. If he were the rurouni, which was currently busy, he would be reeling off an endless string of 'orororororo's.'

"Misao," he breathed.

"We interrupt this for yet another moment of sap and more on my boring life and how Angelina pisses me off sometimes. Not always. Just sometimes. Like I was saying before, she's obsessed with the guy! She goes on the computer all day and stares at him, I brought this up to her. And ya know what she said to me!

'Just shut up, I bet you do the same thing with your stupidAoshi-Sama! (yes... she called him stupid, that wench...)' and I was all,

'Actually I don't. I have a google image search of him saved in my favorite's, which I only go into when I want a new backround on my computer.' and she was all,

'Suuuuuuuurrrrrreeee ya do. You know what Ducky, you need to get over yourself.'

'D... did you just tell me to get over myself?'

'Yes.' What a bitch! I am SO not egotistical! I asked like fifty people! They don't think that I love myself! I mean it's not like I go around saying, 'I love me!' I really go around saying, 'I love Aoshi-Sama!' okay, back to the ficcie, I do believe you've heard enough about my pitiful life...

"So where did Aoshi and Misao disappear to?" Shorty asked.

"Dunno..." Ducky-dono said, wiping a tear from her eye.

"I'm not egotistical, am I?" Ducky-dono asked.

"What! What kind of shucked up question is that!" "Just answer please..." "No... You are obessessed with Aoshi-Sama, but no, you are SO not egotistical.

"You make me feel so much better!" she cried, throwing her arms around the poor girl.

"Don't I get a hug?" Kitty whined.

"But of course!"

And this is where this chappie ends... it doesn't go on and on my friends... for this is where my chappie ends... and where I apologize for the wait...