A/N: Okay, my crazy friend helped with this one again. Its just as weird and scary. Only this time there was a bit of a mix-up. See, when we were talking, she was also talking to her cat, Tobbi. So its extra weird.
Disclaimer: Own nothing since there is no plot.
2. Cabbage
Mulch sat in his prison cell, clutching a rather large, glowing, cabbage. He had to be careful, because it was filled with acid.
Trouble Kelp stood outside Mulch's cell. He had been standing there for many hours and was very hungry. He clutched his stomach and looked in at Mulch. He spotted the cabbage and licked his lips hungrily.
Mulch looked up at him, waiting for him to leave. The minute he did, he could escape by throwing the cabbage at the cell wall.
Trouble opened the cell door and stepped inside. "Erm…I'm going to have to confiscate your cabbage." He said, trying to sound professional.
Mulch shook his head. "No. You cant. I was told I could keep it."
Trouble blinked. "Yeah? Well…" He grabbed the cabbage and stuffed it into his mouth.
Mulch jumped to his feet. "NO! DON'T DO THAT!"
Trouble laughed mockingly, then gagged and started screaming shrilly. He dropped to the ground, writhing in pain.
Mulch watched him for a few moments, then turned and skipped out of the open cell door.
A few hours later, Corporal Lili Frond walked into the cell and saw the remains of Trouble Kelp. She bent down and touched a manicured nail into a pool of greenish-red liquid. She pulled it out, and then went running out of the cell, screaming.
"HELP! HELP!"
Holly Short ran out of her cubicle and grabbed Lili by the shoulders. "Frond, whats the matter?"
"I…I…"
"WHAT?"
Lili took a few breaths. "I…I broke a nail!" She sobbed.
Holly blinked, then turned and walked back to her cubicle.
A/N: Review and please don't kill me.
