a/n: hey, been a VERY long time, hasn't it? i no, i no, u all wanna beat me over the head with a big stick, ne? well my computer is an ass and i had to rite this on the one in my living room and its like 2 pages shorter than the other chappies, but i'm hoping to update more often...
disclaimer: don't own
message: don't forget to review, they make me very happy...
Chappie 7
"Hola! Should we do a recap, seeing as it's been so long?" Ducky-dono asked her crowd.
"Nah, they can look in the last chappies if they want a recap," Kaoru said.
"Point taken. This chappie: Riku arrives," Ducky-dono informed happily.
"Who's Riku?" Kenshin asked.
"The one Wolfie dreamed about," Ducky-dono said smugly, giggling.
"OooOOooo! And that cleared soooo much up!" Kaoru told her sarcastically.
"Didn't it though?" Ducky-dono answered triumphantly.
"Wait! Riku is coming here?" Kitsune asked.
"Yeppers!" she replied.
"Why is she so happy?" Kaoru asked, referring to Kitsune.
"Riku's her boyfriend!" Shorty supplied.
"I see..." Kenshin mumbled, thinking.
"He should be here any second..." Ducky-dono murmured, looking out the newly repaired window, "He won't be crashing in the way that Kitsune did, though," she mused.
"I suppose not, although he acts like an ass, he's not completely lost his marbles... he's not quite as crazy as I am..." Kitsune agreed.
"You'd know... he's your boyfriend," Shorty rolled her eyes at her close friend.
"Yeah, I would... Red Bull anyone? IN the can of course, because I can't drink it out of the can..." Kitsune offered holding up some cans.
"I want some!" Shorty yelled, always enjoying the constant sugar rush.
"I won't miss a chance to get sugar high and act like a total retard!" Kitty said, taking a can for herself, "AND I have smarties!" (fyi: smarties is spelled rite and it's an awesome and pure sugar candy that me and kitty love...)
"Put them in my room! We'll have fun when it's just the two of us..." Ducky-dono said.
"Ohh! I can't wait..." Kitty purred. (get it, purred? lol... 4 me at least)
"Whoops! I gotta iron my shoelaces!" Kitsune let out, setting her empty canon the counter.
"Me too!" Shorty followed her into the bathroom.
"Me three!" Ducky-dono also followed.
"And me!" a new, male voice said. They all went into the bathroom. And a special guest appearance by Angelina and Daylynn for this segment.
"Did they really go in there?" Angelina asked, looking towards the closed door and lit light.
"I guess they did..." Daylynn said. Truthfully? They were hiding right beside the bathroom, waiting for someone to notice them.
"Wow... you actually thought that we went to the bathroom together?" the male voice asked.
"Riku! I knew you were the fourth anonymous person to pretend go into the bathroom with us!" Ducky-dono exclaimed.
"Who else would it be? And why am I the only guy here?"
"You're not! Sano, Aoshi, Hiko, Kenshin, Soujiro, and Yahiko are all here!" Shorty corrected him.
"You!" Auk hissed, "What is your problem? Hmmm?"
"What's yours, hmmm?" he mocked.
"Nothing..." they both started laughing.
"Wow... never seen such tads in my whole life," Shorty said, looking away, going to make conversation with Hiko and Kitsune.
"Well, she's right about that one!" Ducky-dono said, smiling widely.
"AOSHI-SAMA!" Misao bounded out of the bedroom after her lover.
"AOSHI-SAMA!" Ducky-dono joined in, chasing the newly freed man.
"HELP ME!" he screamed, running way, clutching at his clothing.
"SHORTY! HOLD HIM DOWN!" Ducky-dono shouted her orders.
"Hey, what is all the fuss?" Kenshin asked, looking up from a game of Shogi with Sano.
"AOSHI-SAMA'S GETTING AWAY!" both girls called simultaneously.
"Oh," Kenshin looked back down.
"This is kinda boring," Kaoru pointed out to Haru who was lazing about.
"Yeah... we should do something... something exciting! Like going to Taco Bell and meeting Gidget! Who not only enjoys Taco bell, but bowling and frozen yogurt!" she responded.
"Hey! I really like frozen yogurt!" Shorty interjected.
"Let's do something!" Misao whined, attaching herself to Aoshi's arm.
"What should we do?" Kenshin asked, easily beating Sano.
"Dunno... But I know that this place can get pretty boring... maybe we should do something fun?" Ducky-dono said, "While wearing my awesome new shirt!" She suddenly pulled out a black t-shirt that said 'quack' on the front in white lettering. She flipped it over and it said 'Ducky-dono' on the back in alternating red and white lettering. And on the sleeve there was a little yellow duck.
"Oh! I have one of those!" Kitty and Haru called whipping out their own shirts. They were very similar, but Kitty's said 'meow' on the front and 'kitty-chan' on the back with a cat on the sleeve. Haru's had the word 'moo' on the front, 'cowie-dono' on the back, and had a cow on the sleeve.
"We should go bowling! Moonlight bowling at the crappy lanes at Frontier lanes!" Ducky-dono exclaimed, pulling her shirt on.
"For sure! Maybe the kid who stole my little green ball gave it back!" Kitty exclaimed happily.
"That would be nice, but even if they didn't you could always use the pink one," Ducky-dono assured her.
"Whoo hoo!"
"I like bowling!" Kitsune exclaimed happily.
"Just don't get the pretty rainbow ball with holes that are way to small for your fingers," Shorty advised her.
"But it's sooooo pretty!" Kitsune whined.
"But the holes are to tiny..."
"Let's go already, I'm sick of standing around," Riku said.
"We're going, idiot!" Aku answered, feeling more than a little pissed off at him.
"Right," Wolfie stepped in between the two to prevent a fight.
"So which lanes are we going to?" Haru asked.
"The crappy lanes of Frontier Lanes, of course! Did I already say that?" Ducky-dono asked herself.
"Sessha's never heard of bowling, that he hasn't," Kenshin admitted.
"I'll help you Kenshin," Kaoru said, a smirk tugging at her lips.
"Sessha..."
"I'LL HELP YOU KENSHIN! I'M GOOD AT BOWLING!" Kitty screamed, latching onto his arm.
"No you won't!" Kaoru argued.
"I wanna help him!" Wolfie joined the fray.
"I guess I'LL help Aoshi-Sama," Ducky-dono said, moseying over to him.
"How about we both help him?" Misao suggested as she came over.
"Works for me," Ducky-dono said, shrugging.
"Psh, sounds like a stupid game if you ask me," Yahiko said, rolling his eyes. Hiko nodded in agreement.
"No one said you had to come," Kaoru pointed out, bashing each of them over the head.
"I thought we were leaving?" Riku said.
"We are! Hey, we can walk you know! It's not far from my house," Ducky-dono remembered.
"Okay!" They all agreed.
"Wait!" Haru stopped suddenly.
"What?"
"Sano's not here!" Haru and Kitsune said simultaneously.
"Oh, then we should go get him! Oh! And Sou-chan!" Ducky-dono said, remembering the cute little boy that she adored. But not as much as Aoshi-Sama.
"Right! Operation: Rescue Sou-chan and Sano, commence mission," Kitsune said, slipping into her cos-play once more.
"Let her do it. She likes to play as a ninja," Shorty informed them.
"Yeah," Ducky-dono reinforced the statement.
"Come on!" Riku said impatiently.
"Relax, we can't leave without them!"
"Can't we though?"
"NO!"
Kitsune emerged, still crouched in a stealth like position as Sano and Soujiro followed her out. She glanced, left, then right, making sure that nothing would attack her from either side of the porch. Sano and Soujiro stared at her with curious expressions.
"Oro?" Kenshin let out as soon as she started humming the 'Mission Complete' song from Final Fantasy X-2.
"Okay, no more sugar for her today," Ducky-dono said.
"Did you have a Red Bull or something?" Shorty asked.
"Yep! Two!"
It was going to be a long bowling match.
