A/N: Okay, this one Cabbage Girl, or Lee, helped with again. So it's just as weird, if not more so. So I'm just gonna close my eyes and prey that no one hurts me.

Disclaimer: If I did own Arty or any one else, I would no longer be alive.

3. Pillows

Opal was curled in her HoverBoy, purring at the sight of the vast amount of pillows in front of her. She was in a giant, deserted pillow factory in Central Wisconsin, and all that was there were millions of pillows. Some had not yet been stuffed and some had been carelessly thrown in a corner. Most were in a large neat pile. But these were not just any ordinary pillows. These pillows had tiny bits of Fairy Rubber inside them instead of feathery down. Fairy Rubber was not like the human brand. It was a ten times as stretchy and a hundred times as bouncy. And extremely uncomfortable.

"At last." She purred. "I will have my revenge!"

Suddenly the door banged open and Foaly galloped in. "Opal! No! Don't do it! Wait-where are we?"

"Why, we're in a pillow factory, you stupid centaur. And I will have my revenge."

Foaly frowned. "What's your plan, Opal?"

She smirked. "I'll tell you. You see humans are like fairies in some ways. For instance, they need comfortable pillows to get to sleep. I will sell off these pillows, which are filled with fairy rubber. The humans will not be able to sleep. They will become tired and therefore grouchy. Then, they will want revenge on who sold them the pillows. I will tell them that it was the LEP, an organization of fairies beneath the earth. They will find the LEP, and name me queen! And there's nothing you can do about it!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Foaly.

"YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!" Screamed Opal.

Foaly stopped screaming. "Um…Opal?"

"Why, yes, Foaly?"

"That plan doesn't make any sense."

Opal thought about it for a few moments, then cackled. "Well, the author of this fic is a moron and so is her friend, so we don't have a choice. Now, hail me! Mwuahahahaha!"

Foaly blinked. "You know Opal, what if we didn't do what the author or her friend says? What if we just did something completely different? We could…"

At this point, the author and her friend became outraged and threw Foaly out the window of the factory.

Opal gave a wicked laugh. "VICTORY IS MINE! MWUAHAHAHAHA!"

The author's friend then became jealous of Opal and threw her out the window too.

Holly ran into the factory. "Koboi! You will not-hey, what happened to Koboi?"

"This." The author threw Holly out of the window as well. The author and her friend looked at each other and walked away.

A/N:

Lee's Note: I had my mind on knitting when we wrote this, so I'm sorry for the weirdness of it. Please review. Oh, and if you don't mind, please call an ambulance for my friend, the author. She seems to have gone into shock. Hee Hee Hee…I-I mean, how terrible! Review!