A/N:
this comes as an apology for Genki and Ice... that it does
don't own rk, what u gonna do about it?
Chappie 8
"Look! It's the crappy lanes!" Ducky-dono exclaimed.
"I know, it's almost as crappy as your personality," Riku responded, smirking.
"That wasn't nice!" she answered, smacking him.
"Stop hitting on me," he stuck his tongue out.
"Ugh! You're such a jack ass!" she spat.
"So? You like to jack asses," he rubbed in her face.
"I... you sicko! I do NOT!"
"Only mine, ne Ducky?" Kitty asked, purring.
"Ororororo..." Kenshin let out, not believing the conversation at hand.
"Get used to it," Battousai muttered.
"Hey! My little green ball is here!" Kitty exclaimed happily, taking her ball and rubbing her cheek against it.
"Ah... so it is. What about you Kitsune? Is your rainbow ball here?" Ducky turned to her friend who was conversing with Sano and Haru.
"Yeah! Awesome! Now I just have to remember not to get my fingers stuck!" she answered, smiling widely as she held her ball up.
"Oh! I'm gonna Willis Magahee bowl!" Ducky said, grabbing HER blue ball, "What you thought I'd use the shit here?"
"Oro..."
"Come on Kenshin! Let's get balls!" Kaoru said pointing to the racks.
"Hahahaha! Balls! Racks!" Kitty was rolling on the floor, thinking of all the innuendo's that a bowling alley offered.
"Come on... not til tonight, okay?" Ducky smiled.
"Yeah, cuz you're on the top..." Haru reminded her.
"Cuz you're not cumbersome, right Haru?" Ducky smiled slyly.
"Right... not fat."
"NO! Not clumsy!"
"Fat!"
"Clumsy! Cuz Mrs. Bruno said so! And she rox!" Ducky argued.
"Grrr!"
"Settle down ladies," Sano said, casually picking up a ball.
"Hey! You know what this alley needs?" Ducky said randomly.
"What?"
"DURAN DURAN!" she screamed, running to the desk where Gerry was.
"Hey! I like Duran Duran!" Kitsune agreed.
"Gerry... could you please give us ballistic bowling... with my awesome Duran Duran CD?" she asked sweetly.
"Sure."
"Great! Come on Aoshi-Sama! Let's dance! Cuz the 'Union of the Snake' is on the climb!" Ducky grabbed Aoshi and swung him around.
"Wait for me!" Misao cried, joining them. (whoa... three some, kitty, wanna join?)
"Sano!" Kitsune and Haru yelled simultaneously, "Let's dance!" So he accepted both girls offers.
"Fine... Soujiro, will you bowl with me?" Kitty asked sweetly, still rubbing her little six pound green ball.
"Of course, Kitty-san," he smiled his never ending smile as he walked over to the lane with her.
"Kenshin..." Kaoru whispered, "Dance with me."
"Hey Wolfie, in for a match?" Aku asked, noticing all the couples, er, three somes around her. It sickened her to no end.
"Sure," Wolfie nodded, also watching them.
Ten minutes later...
"Okay! I'm sick of dancing! Time to kick ass, right Riku?" Ducky said, walking over to the four people bowling, "Besides this is one of my favorite songs. A View To A Kill, Duran Duran at it's finest."
"You know... I noticed something," he said, "This is the RK cast, so where's Tomoe?"
Dead silence. Until...
"YOU DISGUST ME!" Ducky screamed, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! EWWWWW!"
"ORORORORORO!"
"Oh no..." Shorty said, recognizing the tantrum, "Duck, literally, and cover... it's the 'I hate Tomoe so much don't mention her or I'll kill you' rampage."
"ORO!"
"DIE!" Ducky borrowed Misao's kunai and threw them at Riku's head, "YOU'RE SO BLOODY LUCKY YOU'RE A FUCKING DEMON, OR ELSE YOU WOULDN'T GET UP!"
"Dammit! I just wanted to know! I mean, she's hot!" he defended. (wrong defense)
"AHHHH! DIE! AGAIN! DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING HURT YOU!"
"No, I don't want you to fuck me."
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID! SHE IS NOT HOT! HAD THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN! UGLY BITCH! SHE'S AN UGLY BITCH!" Ducky continued to thrust (not that way kitty...) kunai at his head.
"Poor Riku... he should have just not said anything... then again, he likes to antagonize her," Kitsune said, shaking her head.
"That he does," Kenshin agreed.
"Tell me about it..." Shorty murmured, going to find Aoshi while she had her chance... seeing as Ducky was a wee bit preoccupied.
"I won! I won!" Kitty screamed, looking at the scores.
"She must have cheated," Aku hissed.
"Calm down... oooohh! Look! Ducky's killing Riku, wanna help?" Wolfie suggested.
"Boy do I ever!" she smiled evilly, withdrawing a silver gun.
"I knew you would."
"Bastard!" Aku yelled, pulling the trigger, "Too bad he's a demon," she shook her head as he got up after the hit.
"I know!" Ducky agreed, "I've killed him fifteen times!"
"Maa, maa... we should all just calm down, that we should!" Kenshin tried to make everyone settle down.
"Shut up Kenshin! Don't you know? This a chance to bash some skulls in with my bokken!" Kaoru smiled, revealing the devilishly evil side.
"Oro..."
"Give it up, man, she's a woman on a mission..." Sano shook his head.
"Sano," Haru cooed, "Now that Kitsune is gone..."
"Kenshin! The word!"
"Oro!"
"Urm..." Sano said as Haru lost control and completely overtook the situation.
"Oh! I wanna help!" Kitty said, rushing over, seeing smut.
"No way, he's mine!"
"DIE BASTARD!" Ducky's enraged scream interrupted them.
"Dammit, he's not going down!" Aku yelled, firing the pistol several times more.
"He's a demon, what do you want?" Wolfie shrugged as she too pulled out a gun along with a katana.
"That's it! Give me the fucking katana! He's dead!" Ducky said, swiping Wolfie's katana.
"Oh boy," Shorty sighed, walking over to Kitsune where they had a civilized conversation. Well as civilized as the two of them put together could be. But I'm sure someone heard the words, 'It's a microwave! Didn't Alexander Bell invent that?'
"Right..." Soujiro frowned. Pause, rewind, play. He frowned. OH MY GOD! HE FROWNED.
"I don't think anyone is bowling..." he sweatdropped watching the chaos in front of him.
Ducky, Wolfie, Aku, and Kaoru were all trying to kill Riku.
Check.
Kitty and Haru were trying to have their way with Sano.
Check.
Misao and Aoshi had disappeared to god only knows where.
Check.
Kenshin was watching and going back and forth from both parties in amazement, many 'oro's' escaping his mouth.
Check.
Kitsune and Shorty were talking about microwaves and their inventors, lots of giggling.
Check.
Soujiro was standing bewildered actually frowning.
Check.
We forgot all about Hiko and Yahiko at the house.
Check.
And that my friends is what was going on in the bowling alley at the time, all the while to the wonderful music of Duran Duran. So much for a bowling trip...
A/N:
so? not bad for being written in about ten minutes, ne? not long, but not short. hope it's enough to satisfy needs. Oh, and flames not bother me... so for u people who read eight chappies and flame... i laugh at u. i'm a cold hearted bitch... for all of u who didn't no that... don't forget to review, good or bad, cuz personally, flames r funny to read... especially when ur a ferret named gergina... or whatever the hell it is... lol! but i'm a ferret! ok, so that's an oxymoron... oh, well, REVIEW!
