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Chappie 11: Playstaion and Ballroom Blitzing

"I have a song!" Kitty yelled, "Emmy learned it at Jesus camp!"

"I forgot she went to camp. She's going back, too…" Ducky sounded disappointed.

"Who's Emmy-dono?" Kenshin asked.

"Really, we learn about all these people and we have no idea who they are," Kaoru added.

"How about we just sing?"

"Kitty should do it," Kitsune suggested. "ELECTRICAL TAPE ROCKS!"

"That was random," Aoshi commented.

"I wanna sing, I wanna sing! Ducky and Haru, sing with me!" Kitty exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Ducky agreed.

"They're always so noisy," Aoshi said.

"Are you complaining about something?" Aku demanded.

"No!"

"Good."

"You sure have him on a leash," Wolfie observed.

"AOSHI-SAMA IS MINE!" Ducky and Misao yelled at the same time. They looked at each other for a moment before correcting their statement.

"OURS!"

"Time to sing!" Ducky announced, taking the words from Kitty's review and holding it in front of her face. (a/n: kitty, I laughed so hard when I read this)

"Here we go!" Kitty warned.Beaver 1,beaver all,
Let's all do the beaver song!
(make beaver noises)
Beaver 2,beaver 3,
Let's all climb the beaver tree!
(make beaver noises)
Beaver 4,beaver 5,
Let's all do the beaver jive!
(make beaver noises)
Beaver 6,beaver 7,
Let's fly up to beaver heaven!
(make beaver noises)
Beaver 8,beaver 9,
STOP! It's beaver in' time!
(make beaver noises)"That was relatively harmless," Aoshi said. He was the only one not laughing.

"You," Ducky pointed, breathless in laughter, "How… how… not… dying… of… sooo… funny…."

"Breathe Ducky, breathe!" Kitty commanded, still giggling herself.

"I am…" she promised.

"Kitty… we have to thank Emmy for that song…." Haru said.

"That was hilarious!" Kaoru concurred. (who concurred in math? I think it was u, kitty…)

Misao was dying, laughing so hard that she was on the floor, pounding her fists on the ground; Aoshi was standing, wondering why everyone had gone completely nuts; Kenshin was chuckling to himself in the corner; Kaoru was giggling with Kitty, Ducky, and Haru; Sano was laughing with Kitsune and Shorty; Soujiro was inching away from the scene and Kitty, a broad grin plastered on his face; Wolfie and Aku were standing close (too close in Ducky's opinion) to Aoshi, both laughing their heads off.

"Aoshi-Sama! Come on, that was hilarious!" Misao punched his arm in her delirium, trying to get him to laugh.

"I… It wasn't that funny." He observed everyone around him, broken into hysterics. Even the people who weren't part of their little group were dying.

"Yes it was!" Everyone in Tin Pan Alley contradicted him.

"O-Okay!" Ducky said breathlessly. "Wh-What now?"

"Oooohh! Ohhh! I know!" Kitsune screamed.

"What?"

"PLAYSTATION!"

"Oro?"

"What's a play station?" Kaoru asked dumbly.

"That's a great idea!" Ducky agreed. "Hmmm, or Gamecube. Resident Evil 4 is always fun."

"Yeah!" Shorty shouted her agreement. "Or Silent Hill 4!"

"To my house then!" Kitsune announced, bouncing off towards the bus stop.

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"What game should we play first?"

"Silent Hill!"

"Resident Evil!"

"DDR!"

"Okay! Stop!" Ducky yelled, standing in front of everyone. "Why don't we vote?"

"How about you tell us exactly what these things are?" Sano asked.

"Yeah, we should tell them," Haru agreed, clinging to Sano.

"Okay!" Kitsune volunteered to explain. "They're video games! You have a controller and the game is on the TV screen and… and… and you play! Just try it! Ducky sucks at all the games, so it really doesn't matter what we play."

"Don't worry Ducky," Kitty crooned. "I'll still love you no matter what you're video game status is."

"Thanks, Bunny Bunch," Ducky whispered.

"What about me?" Soujiro asked.

"I love you too!" Kitty glomped him.

"So what do we play?" Shorty asked again. "Silent Hill and Resident Evil are both basically horror and DDR is a dance game."

"Okay, raise you're hands for Silent Hill," Kitsune said.

Sano, Shorty, Kitsune, and Haru all raised their hands. Four.

"Okay, Resident Evil."

Kitty, Ducky, Kaoru, Kenshin, and Soujiro. Five.

"DDR?"

Misao, Aoshi, Wolfie, Aku, and where did Hiko come from? Five again.

"It's a tie between Resident Evil and DDR. Another vote with only those two choices. Resident Evil?"

Kitty, Ducky, Kaoru, Kenshin, Soujiro, Shorty, and Kitsune. Seven.

"DDR?"

Haru, Wolfie, Aku, Misao, Aoshi, and Hiko. Six.

"Okay, Resident Evil and then DDR! Up to my room! Ducky, Shorty, lead the way and get the game in and I'll get us all some food," Kitsune suggested.

Kitsune rustled up some chocolate milk and cookies (oreos!) before heading upstairs where she found everyone huddled, trying to set the game up.

"Hey, back up! Shorty, do you have it yet?"

"Yeah, if you would all move!"

"Ohh! We have to put 'Ballroom Blitz' to the beginning movie!"

"Ballroom Blitz…?"

a/n: i no it's kinda short, but i wanted to get somthin' up for this ficcie... and look! no more kareoke! and a hilarious song! and aoshi! btw, ddr is 'dance dance revolution' really awesome game, but no lie, i suck at it and resident evil... and silent hill from what i've played... oh, and a long time ago someone asked me y me and misao weren't like in a death fight for aoshi... teaming up to conquer an opponet works better than working individually... so we're allies!