I got this idea after having a fun time annoying people during lunch. Afterwards, I added a variation of this scene to a story, but I'm debating junking it, however decided to make this its own short little one-shot.
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Jack happily bounced over to Teal'c's new shiny red convertible. He'd recently received it from the President, as a sort of thank you for saving the Earth so many times. After all, he never got paid.
Teal'c glared at O'Neill. He was quite protective of his car, ever since he had received it, and wasn't willing to lose his car or his license. He also didn't want anyone else driving said convertible.
"I will drive O'Neill," he rumbled.
O'Neill nodded. The four members of SG-1 were heading over to Jack's house from the base for team movie night, but due to the price of gas, had decided to carpool. It was only fifteen minutes away, but the price of gas was floating somewhere above 3 dollars per gallon.
Sam and Jack were relegated to the back seat, while Daniel got the honor of the passenger seat. Teal'c slowly started the car, and took off. After five minutes, Jack and Sam shared glances.
"Uh…Teal'c…Buddy…You do know that we actually have to move to get to my house, right?"
"Indeed we are moving O'Neill."
"Um…Teal'c…" Sam cut in, "…We've only moved about five inches right?"
Teal'c sighed and gave the pair a Jaffa glare in the rearview mirror, and sped it up.
Ten minutes later, they had made it onto the road. Teal'c was driving slightly faster, but he was still as bad as an old lady in rush hour traffic.
"Teal'c, buddy, can you speed it up?"
Teal'c glared in the rearview mirror, and Jack slowly subsided into silence.
The other three members of SG-1 were getting increasingly annoyed, and the two passengers in the back decided to take matters into their own hands. After whispering for several minutes, Jack and Sam sat back with identical evil grins on their faces, and promptly broke into song.
Jack and Sam's singing was actually pretty decent, but Daniel's singing was horribly out of tune.
As Teal'c began to hear the song, his hands gripped the steering wheel tighter, he slightly speeded up and a facial muscle visibly twitched.
"Ohh, this is the song that never ends, for it goes on and on my friends…"
Jack stopped singing suddenly, and quietly hissed to Sam, "Wait, how does the rest of the song go?"
Sam shrugged, and hissed back, "Just repeat the parts you do know."
As the trio sang their hearts out with that unbelievably annoying song, Teal'c finally snapped.
"DESIST!" he roared, Daniel's lenses cracking imperceptively.
There was instant, blissful silence. Content that they had ceased, he slowly went back to his original speed.
About five minutes later, Teal'c's facial muscles began to twitch again. Jack, Sam, and Daniel had started up again.
"…just because this is the song that never ends, for it goes on and on my friends…"
After five minutes of suffering that infernal racket, Teal'c was breaking the speed of light and the speed of sound. Not to mention the speed limit.
The convertible screeched to a halt outside Jack's house, one hour after they had originally left the base.
As Teal'c angrily slammed his convertible's door, he growled. That song was stuck in his head.
The End
