Arguments


"Pyro, what shape were those flames in?" Magneto asked softly. Remy and Piotr automatically moved away from their friend, knowing that voice meant trouble.

"Uh... Flowers?" John asked innocently.

"No. One more guess."

"Um... Butterflies?"

"NO! They were of my daughter. Why was that?" Magneto asked calmly. Remy and Piotr exchanged a glance, and ran out of the room.

"Mates, don't abondon me again!" John yelled nervously. Magneto advanced on him, smiling.

"Dat don' sound t' good." Remy winced as they heard crashing.

"Him or us?" Piotr raised an eyebrow.

"Him." Remy nodded.

"Vould you like to see vhat's on TV?" Piotr forced out.

"Y'. Want t' watch TV. Mon Dieu, it mus' be a miracle!" Remy dragged him into the TV room. John's screams could just barely be heard over the movie.

A few hours later, John came into the room covered in bruises.

"Y' look good. Non, really." Remy snickered.

"Shut up, mate!" John glared.

"Vould you be quiet?" Piotr raised an eyebrow.

"F'r th' last two hours, Remy has been forced t' watch art programs!" Remy groaned. John glared at him.

"For the last three hours, I've had staplers, knives, chairs, thumb tacks, transportation orbs, electric plugs, and any other metal in that office hitting me. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again!" John twitched. Remy grinned. Magneto walked in.

"I overreacted, and I... apologize." he forced out. "You may have one favor in return."

"Bet y' anyt'in' Mastermin' t'reatened t' lock up all de booze if 'e didn' do dis. Even de monkey man likes a laugh." Remy rolled his eyes.

"Can I date your daughter? Or, if she turns me down, stalk, annoy, and generally harras her?" John blinked. Magneto turned red. "Just quoting the court case 'gainst me, mate!"

"Here we go!" Remy cackled. Piotr simply turned up the television, caught up in the art specials.

"No! Mates, help me! HELP ME! I jus' wanted to date your daughter! OW!"


Yeah, I know, short chapter. And very long wait. My apologies! But, school has started again. Wonderful. And, before that, I was on a cruise. Twas fun, I tell you. Yes, I was on the carnival ship, Ecstasy. Yeah. When I first heard the name... I though of Remy making some sexual innuendo about it... Anyway, said ship is docking for six months to help the New Orleans refugees. So cool, in my opinion. My ship helps them! Okay, my next therapy fic may take a bit longer, as I have a one-shot in mind before I can continue this.

Review replies:

Serpents Sphere: I'm glad it made you laugh. I was gonna have Remy angst about New Orleans and Katrina in this chapter, but that shall be my one-shot coming up! Read it and review it!

Prexistence: No murder. He may be rich, but he can't afford to replace my dear Pyro! But... yeah... I'm glad you liked the last chapter!

Dis Chick Digs Da Fuzzy Dude: Yeah. F4 not too smart! Heh... I had to see that Sky High movie. My brother wanted to see it, my dad and step-mom didn't. Guess who got to take him? Anyway, sorry this was so late! But, I explained!

Cat2fat900: Of course. John just can't let anything alone.

Realtfarraige: No! I love John too much to kill him. Though, I am quite happy to allow Mags to torture him.

vine: Remy's my favorite too. John gets second. I love them both very much.

Crash Slayer: Of course. Don't you know this is normal for therapy? Psh! Actually, my mom has had people throw chairs in her therapy sessions before. Don't ask.

sheikgoddess: Poor mutant-hating, fire-hating, Aussi-racist therapist. He needs help. Tehehe...

WeaselChick: Glad you loved the chapter!

Remy's Girl: Well... this story just doesn't fit Romy description. Sorry! But... at least I mention him stalking, harrasing, and generally annoying Roguey!

Miss Ginny: I'm doing the Misfits, then the New Mutants, and then the adults. Dangit! You just made me want to do the X-men's peers! Fine, that comes next. And I will dedicate it to you.Then Misfits, New Mutants, and adults.

Zero0: Sorry! It's late! And not that funny! But... I'll do better!