A/N: Oh SORRY big time! I love you and bla bla bla…. Soooo sorry for being so long! I've been having a non-one piece face in the summer. There were just too much to wonder about. So, after the new 25 book came out I'm totally obsessed again….sigh... especially with Zoro...sigh again

Oh yes my fellow readers, as the respectable writer I think I am, I got very worried about my story having too much OOC, especially concerning Sanji's girly-ness, so I read the whole piece through, and about the girly thing.. I don't think it's that bad at all! But I would be ever so happy if you'd write to me which scenes you experience very girly, So I can try and revise my work.. thanks :)

Pairings: SanjixZoro(or so Sanji'd want it to be)

Disclaimer: Me do not own se One Piece. Se One Piece belongs to Sensei Oda

So, prepare yourself for this next highly amusing chapter.

Remember kids: Thinking and 'speaking' :)


Part V(haha I keep fuckin this part up)

Sanji awoke on a sunny day clutching the blanket over him. He cracked an eye open and got the sun right into his face. God it was hot! He tiredly kicked off his cover and stretched slowly. He lay there for a few seconds before he discovered what he was wearing. Then he remembered everything from the night before: the tangerines, the freezing weather and the cold body stealing his heat in the dead of the night.

He snorted at the whole pretty-story and got out of bed and walked tiredly into the bathroom. His eyes were still half closed…

'WAAAAH!' Usopp screamed crossing the cook in a run. Sanji jumped back reflexively and made a tired squeak. He glared after Usopp. He stoned for a moment before turning his eyes to the other side just in time to catch a very short glance(well, it was merily a glance, more like a noise)lol at Nami who was running screaming, crossing the cook as well, trying to catch Usopp.

'UUUSOOOPPP! GIVE THAT BACK! I STOLE IT MYSEEEELF…..' Her voice started to fade into the distance.

Sanji scratched the back of his head and smiled his everlasting smile when seeing Nami.

The cook shrugged as he entered the bathroom

Sanji lit a smoke as he sat down to relax on the kitchen bench. He watched his newly prepared meal for the crew.

The cook closed his eyes and enjoyed the ever so rarely empty and silent kitchen as he inhaled slowly. He held the smoke inside his lungs and decided to take a few moments before calling his nakama to breakfast. Though, as he slowly opened the eyes again to blow out, a hungry and noisy Ruffy had just landed opposite to him and had already eaten half the table.

Sanji sighed and yelled to the other guys.

'Mornin Ruffy.'

Ruffy glared at him like the sun had pleased the sky for almost a day as he kept eating, munching like a whale (looking hilarious).

'It's okay… Don't answer.' He mumbled and smiled at his crazy captain.

His crewmates stumbled in to get a share of the representative remaining pieces.

As Sanji chased Ruffy out of the kitchen when there was no more food, though still required by a certain captain, Zoro had fallen asleep on the kitchen bench. The snoring was calm but very noticeable.

Sanji gathered up the plates and cleared the table. He lit a smoke and started the dishwashing. When finished He lit another smoke and turned to lean with his back on the kitchen table. Zoro was still snoring in his gentle sleep.

The cook carefully poured up a glass of cold water and placed it violently in front of the swordsman, who cracked an eye open at the sound of glass hitting wood.

'I'm not thirsty.' He growled and leaned back to look at the cook.

'Yes, you are, now drink. I made a special drink for you.'

'You've probably poisoned it.'

'Of course I have.'

'Asshole.'

'Thanks.'

Zoro lead the glass to his mouth anyway and sipped slowly, not taking his eyes from the cook while tasting. After realising the perfectly peaceful substance in the glass, a light pink appeared on his cheeks.

The cook laughed satisfied with a hint of mock.

He spun around to clear up the last of dishes, when a very wet liquid was held quickly down at his back. He shivered and gasped in schock, letting out a girly squeak, but he reacted very quickly and grabbed the swordsman's arm staring at him.

A large grin appeared on Zoro's face.

'Laugh it up, fuzz-ball.'(just pretend he's saying it like Solo is in S.W) Sanji said angrily. He held the swordsman by his arm as he grabbed a glass of water placed behind him, and splashed I right into his nakama's face. Zoro cursed and spat as he quickly removed the water from his eyes.

Sanji strolled quickly out of the galley. He ran around the ship and joined the others on the front deck.

'Sanji why are you wet all o-' Chopper began, sounding worried with an open mouth, but the reindeer shut his mouth closed as a shadow appeared behind the cook, watering him with water out of a big bucket.

Sanji's mouth opened slowly as he looked down at himself. There was not one single spot where he wasn't wet now.

The whole crew burst into gigantic laughter as they all pointed at him. Sanji turned around to face the swordsman and with a quick move he kicked the man roughly out over the railing and into the water. A scream drowned in a big splash underneath the ship.

The crew laughed still when a gritted Zoro and pulled himself up so he could peer over the railing.

'I'll kill you, asshole. You should've seen the size of the sea-monsters down there!' He growled angrily.

Sanji laughed scornfully.

He bent down till he was at Zoro's level.

'And since when, has a shitty swordsman become afraid of those kittens?' He said and pocked Zoro on his forehead with a pointy finger.

'Asshole.'

'Whiner.'

Zoro punched the cook, but he dodged and went into the galley. In a mix of anger and laugh, Zoro tramped after him.

'This is so you!' Zoro yelled once inside. Sanji turned on his heel to face Zoro.

'Oh yeah?' Sanji said amused, trying hard not to laugh.

'Yeah! You always get the last word! If I don't want you to leave I just have to keep talking!'

'And you're not exactly the same in that matter?'

'No, cause you always get the last word!'

'That's because you're a moron to do comebacks and I'm not! You're as stubborn as I am!'

'I am not!' Zoro snorted.

'You are! And you know it!'

'Ha! You're full of shit!'

'Oh I am? Well what about when you didn't want me at first but now you do and I can't say no?' Sanji teased triumphantly. Inside it troubled him that had actually said that.

'What are you talking about? You can walk away anytime you want!'

'Oh I can? Then why are you holding me so tight against the door right now?' Sanji questioned smart-ass-like into Zoro's face. Zoro opened his mouth but closed it again and listened to Sanji's short-winded small breath. He was holding him very tight up against the door.

When did this happen? Zoro thought innocently.

His arms shot down and the green haired man raised a finger to point at the cook fiercely.

'That was because you were about to leave and I wasn't finished with you!' Zoro shot back.

'Oh! I thought you could keep me as long as you wanted! You just have to keep talking right?' Zoro grimaced and gritted his teeth looking rather dangerous. He didn't look like any laugh was about to burst out anymore.

'argh! This doesn't concern anything!'

'Then why do you keep talking about it?'

'You're talking about it too!'

'Yeah cause you're accusing me! Remember? You came to me to talk about how damn stubborn I am and how much I want the last word! Right?'

'Right' The swordsman yelled.

'Right' Sanji said, now being the only one amused in the kitchen still.

'Oh shut up.'

Sanji patted himself down to look for smokes but he noticed Zoro's triumph;

He was about to leave and he had gotten the last word. He couldn't back out now

'I thought you were going to pour water at me.' Sanji cursed at the lame come back.

'You're such a fucking ass.' He growled angrily.

'So… wanna fuck?' He said casually.

Zoro swore lowly as he fiercely strolled quickly past the amused cook.

'You could've at least said 'yes, please.'

He mumbled before disappearing into the galley to look for the swordsman.


Mmh somebody explain to me why I am so damn amused... i actually wrote the specific argument a long time ago and wanted it to be in chapter two or so...oh well please review!