A/n: Hello people!!! Thanks for your wonderful reviews especially to you Maya Amano! By the way, please read her fanfic... it is entitled 'Memories Unleashed' thank you so much! Anyways... on with the story... hihi... 0.o I'm so evil o.0 Hey, I know I promised a fanfic to anyone who could guess what happens next but I can't stop writing about this that I ultimately forgot about the deal... oh well... maybe next time...! Is that alright? Gomen ne.. :D

Disclaimer: Since I couldn't own Sasuke, I'll just have Neji for myself!!! Any part takers? 0.o dodges a tomato nearing up her face o.0 I thought so...

Chapter 3: Boys will be Men! Who's next?!

Sasuke gaped himself as he saw a boy, around 3 years younger than him, walk out of the clinic wearing a red skirt, which hemlines were 5 inches below the knee, a tiny tear in his right eye and a proud father behind him.

"Well, my boy, looks like you're one step to being a real man!" the father prodded his son as they walked home with the younger boy walking painfully behind his father and answering Naruto's stare with his own. "What are you looking at?" the boy said rudely as he walked past Naruto, not waiting for an answer but only for effect.

Naruto followed the boy and his father with his gaze, mouthing the same words the father had given to his son. "One step to being a real man..." Naruto repeated rather loudly, making his other two companions stare at him in confusion.

"Kakashi-sensei..." Naruto started. "What do they do in there?" Naruto asked, his fingers pointing to welcoming door of the little clinic before them. The silver-haired jounin sweatdropped as he remembered a really painful memory in the same clinic.

"Circumsicion..." Sasuke said bluntly just to make the blonde-haired boy shut up.

"Circum... Circum... Si... sicion..." Naruto said in between his stuttering words.

"Hai. Circumsicion." Sasuke repeated, his face ever serious.

Naruto lisped an O in his mouth and finally had the courage to ask the questions that had been stuck on his head since the boy in a red skirt went out the clinic.

"What's with that Circum? Why was the boy crying then? Did you have it Sasuke? What's with the one step to being a man got to do with this Circum?" Naruto asked, flooding his audiences with more questions.

Sasuke, then, interjected. "I pity you."

"Nani?!" Naruto shrieked, half-seeing how their sensei left them but didn't care about it, what mattered was Sasuke was getting in his nerves, pitying him.... HIM... the next Hokage!

"Sasuke!!! Don't tell me you had this... this Circum before?!" Naruto asked, as if challenging Sasuke.

"Of course. I was brave enough to have it just after birth." Sasuke said, as he pivoted his heels to the direction of his home, leaving Naruto behind.

"Well... then... I'm having it too! Just you wait Uchicha Sasuke!!! I shall be more of a man than you and that way... Sakura-chan might notice me! And the girls will be screamin my name instead of yours!" Naruto screamed, panting heavily after his speech. And that way... I will be closer to being the next Hokage... Naruto follow-upped as he smiled to himself, as he watched the retreating figure of his teammate.

Do as you wish, dobe...Sasuke thought as he walked further from the nosy blonde boy.

"Alright!" Naruto said enthusiastically as he bravely entered the clinic's hall, sitting beside a plump boy who had his teeth jittering in fear for some reason, he did not know.

0.o


Naruto waited patiently without a word, eyeing suspiciously at those boys who had just gone out of the certain room. Why were those boys sobbing? Naruto thought to himself as he felt his nervous system work in a jolt when the plump boy beside him was called into the room.

(heartbeat)

"Wow... You are very brave to come here by yourself..." an old woman said to Naruto as she handed him a navy blue skirt.

"Eh? What's this Oba-san?" Naruto asked, curiosity getting the better off him.

"What?" The old woman asked cupping her ears to hear the boy clearly.

"Oba-san! What is this SKIRT for?!" Naruto asked in a quite loud voice.

"Take off your underwear and wear it, my boy..." the old woman said, a warm smile placed on her face. "You're going to be next."

"Oh... Arigato.... Oba-san..." Naruto said while looking closely to the navy blue long skirt he was holding, feeling his heartbeat race for some reason, he did not know. Yet.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto gulped as he heard the plump boy's loud screams of plea, hoping he knew what was really going on inside there. And before he can say another word, the plump boy went out of the room, having the customary watery eyes and the long skirt below his knees.

Naruto followed the boy with his gaze, feeling his heart almost jump off his body upon imagining the things that must've happened in there.

"Who's next?!" the old man asked from inside the room, opening the door slightly to see if the line was going any shorter.

Naruto bolted up and then nervously entered the torture room just as his mind had registered. I'm going to be the man!... The next Hokage... The... Naruto thought as he approached the grouchy old man, holding a pair of sharp knives in his both hands.

"So are you ready son...?" the old man asked, his smile never failing.

Naruto gulped the lump on his throat as he followed the instructions given to him by the elder man in front of him.

"This is it, boy, you're finally going to be a man..." the old man said kindly, as he raised his hand, his knife held tightly.

"Matte!!!" Naruto shrieked in horror as he saw the knife almost hit him. "Before anything else... Could you tell me what Circumcision is?" Naruto stuttered in fear of whatever it was that was about to happen.

The old man smiled reassuringly, still holding his knife tightly, watching the boy's changing expression from anxiousness to fear. "Oh... you'll know that in a second."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Bull's eye!"

o.0 to be continued o.0

a/n: So am I evil or what? Haha!!! Review, aright?!!

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