A/n: Haha!!! The last chapter was really evil...! Bwahaha!!! Anyways... Thank you for your reviews... They helped me a lot and inspired me to go on with my writing. The routine still goes on... Comments, suggestions, and violent reactions are still welcome..! Alright! By the way... Keep your reviews coming! Arigato!!! BTW... the characters in this chapter are OOC... I'm positive about it... but just as I said I made them that way because this is my story... So Bare with me...! It's not really humorous on this chappie but you'll get the picture later on...I am, still, after all, a lover of romance but we'll get even with it later... Ok?

Disclaimer: Nobody is competing with me for Neji! 0.o jumps for joy! o.0 So I'll go to the second step... Can I own Iruka-sensei? 0.o looks around and finds no one objecting o.0 Ehem... I therefore own Iruka-sensei!!! 0.o gets splat by a pie on her face o.0 Crap! There goes my brown-belt...

Hints: Sakura went first. Naruto went second. Guess who's next?! Very good kids! You've got it..! Here's a star! :D o.0 so evil 0.o Heck I wanna be a pre-school teacher! Kawaii!!!

Chapter 4: The Out of tuned Soprano!

Sakura, leaned on her arms as she stared out the bay window, simply looking at the stars, daydreaming. She recollected the events of that day when she suddenly remembered Sasuke's absurd outburst. Who did this to you...? Who had hurt you? His words were ringing in her head... And it just reminded her of how he fought for her during that time when the Sound Ninjas attacked her. She sighed sadly as she pondered how Sasuke felt about her, ending up with nothing but the same cold icy stares she usually saw from the dark-haired boy.

Could there be something else behind it...? Sakura thought deeply as she closed her eyes. She smiled as she reopened her green celestial orbs and looked lovingly at the shadowy figure below her. Sakura slapped her left cheek, telling herself "Baka Sakura... daydreaming at the middle of the night..." and with that she shut her windows silently, closing her curtains slowly, as if someone would awaken from the creaks that the windows made.

For what she thought was a daydream was reality...

Sasuke rested his head upon his pillow, thinking about the absurdity of that day. A smirk appearing on his face as he imagined the pain Naruto just gone through. Just right for him. He thought glumly as he stirred from his position. What could be happening next? First, Sakura gets this bloodstain on her skirt, then Naruto gets circumcised, then he...? What? What more could happen? Sasuke asked himself, yet didn't get his answer. As if.

He just passed by Sakura's house and found her deep in thought by her bedroom's window just as he presumed. She didn't even notice him. Sasuke blinked. Why would he care about that nosy girl anyway? He asked himself. Yeah. Why?

He shook his head to get over his least favorite subject if ever it would be one of his favorites. I still have my goal. And I will have it. He thought to himself as he felt the spurge of anger in him. Itachi...

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Naruto groaned in pain as he tried to lift himself out of bed. Darn it! If I knew that this Circum would hurt so much, I wouldn't have had it! Naruto thought as he slowly stood up. I couldn't go out like this...! Not wearing a girl's skirt at least...! He thought as he stared at his reflection on the mirror just opposite him, wondering in his subconscious whether girls have to go through the same thing to be a real woman. Hmm...

Naruto slowly took off to his mini kitchen, grabbing a glass of expired milk from the refrigerator. He was immune with this type of milk, somehow. He slowly gulped the sweet-sour milk in his glass, which he hoped would replenish his hunger for ramen. Ugh... I couldn't get out like this... Naruto sighed as his stomach mumbled something like 'FEED ME!', making Naruto pity himself. More.

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Sasuke sat up on the same tree like he always did, swinging his left leg into mid-air to ease his boredom as he watched the blurry blue sky open her mouth for the sun's light entrance. He gently sighed mentally as he saw that no one is coming for training today. Sasuke smirked at the thought of Naruto's pain that he might be going through today and for the rest of the week and as for Sakura... Sasuke shook his head mentally as he saw a long blonde-haired girl nearing his tree along with the other searching girls, who were quietly sneaking into every tree in the forest, which was near to their training grounds. Sasuke sweatdropped as he though Oh no... Not again...

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"Sasuke-kun!" The girls shrieked as they ran after their LOVE, who was at the moment, busy from running away from them.

Iie!!! I gotta think of something! Sasuke thought as he saw Naruto's house nearby. He smiled to himself secretly. Now that's what I've been thinking about... He thought as he disappeared in a puff of smoke, well, out the girl's vision at least.

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Naruto sat on his wooden chair, wondering what the noise outside was all about but his thoughts were easily answered when he heard squeals of 'Sasuke-kun!!! Where are you?!'. Naruto bent his head slowly then stood up in determination. "I shall be better than you, Uchicha!" Naruto screamed as he curled his fist to form his latest pose but stopped in the middle of it when he felt a familiar chakra just behind him.

"Baka... Did you really think you could be better than me because of circumcision?" Sasuke said coldly as Naruto knelt down in defeat or was it?

"Ah...! Why did this thing have to hurt!!!" Naruto shrieked as his eyes flooded the house with his tears and along with his stomach, which mumbled more like the crash of thunder.

Sasuke looked at fox boy with his emotionless eyes as he squealed "Do...Be.."

"Huh? Nani Sasuke?" Naruto asked, confused over what the high-pitched boy said, all of the sudden.

Sasuke's eyes widen as he repeated the same words he uttered awhile ago "Dobe..." he squealed once more in an even higher pitch.

Naruto blinked as he heard the rat-like voice of his teammate then it struck him...

"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" the foxed boy retorted as he pointed to the disgusted face of the remaining Uchicha in the village.

"Nani?" Sasuke tried again, yet heard the same squeaky voice he had when he repeated the words to Naruto. What in the world is happening to me?! Sasuke thought as he patted his chest, hardly, hoping that it might do the trick.

"Nani? Sasuke?" Naruto said as he imitated Sasuke's voice makeover. "Nice voice, SASUKE!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Naruto continued despite Sasuke's 'Shut up'-s!, making him laugh more and roll over the small space in his little kitchen. He even forgot about the stingy pain that occurred to him awhile ago.

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Outside Naruto's house

The girl's alerted as they heard Naruto's words, from inside the house, specifically Sasuke's name. They squeaked happily yet quietly as they surrounded Naruto's home, with Ino leading them.

At last, I found you, Sasuke-kun! Ino thought as she blushed crimson, hands on her cheeks, thinking about what might happen after their meeting with pink hearts at her background, in her imagination though. This is it... Ino... You just have to have the right moves! Ino straightened up then kicked the door and jumped inside, declaring her love for Sasuke.

The two boys blinked as they saw Ino remove her ponytail to reveal her "now" long hair, stopping their physical assaults to each other.

"Sasuke-kun..." Ino started as she stared at her fingers, which were interloping themselves by her command. "We just want to know something... One question.. One answer." Ino said, fixing herself from her current position. "We just want to know one thing and if you answer it, we'll never bother you...Tell us...!" Ino said bravely to the cornered Sasuke.

"Which one of us do you really like?!" Ino finished, her cheeks now pale as paper.

Sasuke, however, looked at the girls with his icy onyx eyes, looking for an entrance of escape, which he didn't find, because the house was too much crowded.

"Answer me!" Ino pleaded.

Sasuke opened his mouth, the girls held their breaths as the answer to their questions finally revealed...

o.0 to be Continued o.0

A/n: hehe... I know it's quite lousy but I promise thrilling action in the next chapter... The same routine! Review! Alright!!!