A/n: Hello my lovely readers... and of course the few handsome ones...o.0 wink 0.o! Thank you so much for your reviews...! Thank you Max Knight for your encouragement... I would continue this even if nobody reads it or reviews it!!! Anyway I would like to clarify one thing to you guys, I am a girl and I didn't have CIRCUMCISION, which makes two things... oh well.... And by the way... I don't really know if they have circumcision in Japan... o.0 sweat drop 0.o but I do think they do... I am not really sure though... Just keep in mind that this fanfic and that all the information in it are not necessarily true in the physical world...but it exists in my World!

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Mementomori09: Harry Potter or Sasuke? Hmmm... Hard choice... I own both! Bwahahaha!!!

Catherine: Ok... There you go! o.0 wrapped the "memento" in a straightjacket 0.o Bye Best friend! o.0 shuts the door of the ambulance o.0 as you have read... I have already gotten rid of the memento and her crazy antics..! Oh and by the way she doesn't own anything just a pair of smelly socks! Enjoy the story everyone!

Chapter 8: A Series of Multiple Flashbacks!

Sakura laid the fainted Naruto in his bed, using all the chakra she had to carry the heavy-ramen-eater. She decided to do him a favor, he, himself, didn't ask for.

Sakura thought of fixing Naruto's house wreck since she felt guilty about hitting his... umm... never mind. There are lots to do... Sakura thought as she forced herself not to laugh as she recalled Naruto's priceless facial expression when she had hit his "vulnerable spot". Gomen Naruto... Blame the crazy cockroach for it... Sakura thought as she watched the whiskered-boy sleep with his eyes swirling, giving up on the laughing spell that had possessed her.

Sakura closed the door of Naruto's room so as not to disturb the poor boy and reluctantly looked for the things she needed. Time to clean up! Sakura thought as she swept the debris that had fallen off the walls after the rampage.

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Meanwhile...

"Where is that impostor?!" Ino grunted angrily as every girl in Sasuke's fan club asked the same thing, searching for a familiar figure, hiding in one of those tall trees.

"Don't just stand there! He's just around and he's gonna pay! Real hard." Ino finished as she started transforming into a psychotic monster just as Sakura's inner self looked like. "You will pay hard... YOU IMPOSTOR!" Ino stated as she started scanning the trees for a clue where their prey might be hiding.

Sasuke sweatdropped as his tree was encircled by raging femmes, shurikens ready with their deadly icy glares. Why am I hiding anyway? Sasuke asked himself as the girls took another step to the tree. I didn't do anything wrong didn't I? Another step closer. They're so unpredictable. With that last thought, Sasuke revealed himself to the girls, hands on pocket and matching emotionless profile painted on his face.

"What do you need?" Sasuke asked, as he heard himself croak again, now in a higher pitch. Sasuke watched the girls as their eyes sparked in a burning fire... Sasuke sweatdropped.

"Nani?" Sasuke asked, his voice still out of tune. With the girls continually approaching him, weapons in hand and the menacing and disturbing look on their faces. Sasuke swallowed the lump that has formed in his throat, now , knowing why he was called the impostor.

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In Naruto's house

"Oh so... that's what happened..." Sakura said as Naruto relayed the story to her, Naruto was slurping his ramen as he told the story, Sakura's treat of course.

Naruto smiled. Maybe it wasn't so bad after all... getting hit straight on the ... He thought as he watched Sakura get lost in her thoughts... at least I have Sakura with me... I had my house cleaned... and RAMEN! Hmm... I wonder what happened to Sasuke... Naruto thought happily as he thought aside Circumcision does have its privileges. I wonder when I'm gonna have it again, Naruto thought as he slurped the last of his ramen bowl.

Sakura, meanwhile, daydreamt as she mentally spoke to herself. I was just leaning on the wall when a group of girls suddenly barged out of Naruto's house. According to Naruto's story, Sasuke had a different voice, which sounded more like a girl singing in an opera, out of tune that is. And then the girls started calling him an impostor... Wha?! I don't get it!

"Ack! Just that. It doesn't make sense!" Sakura shrieked as she stood up from Naruto's table, causing Naruto to look up to her, his eyes worried.

"What doesn't make sense Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked as he saw her leave him in the table.

"Matte!" Naruto shrieked as he approached Sakura, her back facing him.

"What is it Naruto?" Sakura asked as she felt Naruto kneel from behind her.

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"What are you doing Naruto?" Sakura fidgeted nervously, as she thought of the proposals the guys make in the soap operas she has been watching.

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Naruto-kun... Sakura blushed as she felt her heartbeat grow stronger. Naruto... Sakura thought as she emoted to herself. I understand your feelings but I like someone else... I hope... I hope you understand Naruto.. Sakura said as she practiced the words on her mind. You deserve someone better. Sakura finished her rehearsal as she heard Naruto say... "Sakura" solemnly... making electricity travel her spines.

"Nani? Naruto...?" Sakura said nervously, as she imagined herself saying those lines kindly, the way stars deliver their speeches in soap operas.

"Sakura..." Naruto repeated, his tone turning into a worried one.

Sakura clasped her hands to her chest, waiting for his next words, when the unexpected came...

"What's this? I think you're bleeding again. It smells fishy for some strange reason too..." Naruto said as he pointed the parched spot , touching the spot as if it were a button.

Silence.

"Naruto... Did you realize what you just did?" Sakura said as her sharp fangs started showing and the heretical look on her face. "You. Just. Touched. My. Butt."

Naruto's nape was bombarded with sweat drops as he saw Sakura's chakra rise into a high intensity. "Naruto!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"

After Five Seconds

"Ahhhh!!!"

o.0 to be continued 0.o

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