Welcome to the 2005 Shaman King Awards! Inspiration from Rena Kuroyama and Kids Choice Awards.
... Oh and MTV. Yeah. Okay.
Me: Welcome to the... the second.. non annual... 2005 Shaman King Awards! (crickets start chirping)
Uh yeah. Yay! (claps)
First of all, this is going to be hard. This is only my 3rd fanfic and I'm not that funny. I think. Maybe.
So yes you know the rules. Review your picks yes? alright. Here we go! nn
Nina opened a blue envelope and walked up to the podium. "The first guest star today will be...!" All of the sudden, out of the blue, a square yellow sponge appeared. "Uh." Nina sweatdropped. "Hi! I'm Spongebob Squarepants!" The yellow sponge said. "We know. Not only are you not an anime, but you're ont he wrong show!"
"I like jellyfishing!"
"Yes. Okay. But you're on the wrong-"
"This is my best friend, Patrick!" Spongebob said, pulling a starfish out from behind the stage curtains.
"Hi." The pink star said.
"Look you guys I appreciate this and all but-"
"We! Love! Water!" Spongebob and Patrick began chanting. Loudly, mind you.
"Yeah I kno-"
"WE! LOVE! WATER!"
"You're on the wrong-"
"WEEE LOOOVE WATEEEEEEER!" Sponge bob and patrick threw their pants into the air.
"Oh Gawd."
Beeeeeeeeeeeep.
"The first guest stars today will be... Kyo and Kagura from Fruits Basket!" Kyo Sohma comes out with a boar scratching him to death.
"Hello everyone-ow! Kagura stop that! Anyways, OW!" (POOOOOOOOOOOOF) Kyo went wide-eyed. Nina animefell. The audience had a HUGE sweatdrop on their head.
"Woman! Put some clothes on!" Kyo cried, tossing Kagura a towel. "Oh but Kyo-kun... we'll be married soon and.."
" NO NO NO! I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!" Nina cried out. The ceiling burst open, with ear muffs falling on the audience. "Ahhh. That's better."
"Best Shaman King Couple! Here are the nominees:
Anna/Yoh
Tamao/Horo
Horo/Ren
Tamao/Ren
Ren/Pilika
aaaaand..." Kyo reads the last pairing carefully.
" Nichrom and Marion?"
This last bit earned a gasp from the audience. Dun Dun Duuuuun.
"Well. Um." Nina looked at the audience. "Your pick! What will it be?"
(Jeopardy song starts)
Status of the chapter:
Yoh: Sleeping nn
Anna: Wide-eyed. OO
Horo:Wide-eyed OO
Tamao: Fidgeting.
Ren: Looks bored, but is blushing. -/-
Pilika: Is protesting o
Ryu: Is sobbing because he wasn't Nominated. TT
Lyserg: Is crying happily that he didn't get nominated ,nn,
Hao: Content nn
Overall Chapter: 3 stars. Not as good as I expected it to be.
EXTRA NOTES: Vote! Vote! Vote!
