"Okay drumroll please!" right hand corner of a stage, a drum begins to roll. And by roll, I MEAN roll

"...Anywhom. Kagura will you do the honors?" Nina said, handing the blue envelope to the boar.

"Yay! The winner issssss..." Kagura re-read the letter again. And again. And again.

"Hey wait this couple wasn't on the list! I WILL SUE YOU NINA!" She reaches for Nina's neck, and is pulled back by men in white clothes. "Lemme go! I'm gonna kill her! Lemme gooooooooooo!"

Kyo picked up the letter. "...Kyo and Marion Phauna? WTF?" Kyo threw the letter at Nina, but the letter only went a couple of inches away. "God!" Kyo exclaimed. Out from the audience, Lyserg stood up. "How dare you say His name in vain! I told you not to say it!"

"I can say it all I wan't to. It's my choice, not yours, Brocolli-head." (A/N: puts on gear that says "Beware of Lyserg fans")

"You have the right to remain silent!" Lyserg pulled out his pendelum.

"Bring it on, Brocolli-head! God god GOD!"

Lyserg covered his ears. "Lalalala I dont hear you I CAN'T hear you!"

"Oh its on now!" Kyo hopped on Lyserg, attempting to pry his hands of his ears.

"Chloe!" He integrated his main spirit into his pendelum.

Just when Lyserg shot, Kyo perked up. "I...I LOVE string!"

Kyo ran after the pendelum, going this way and that.

The pendelum came up to Nina and stopped infront of her nose. She then looked at the pendelum, then looked at Kyo. Pendelum. Kyo. Pendelum. Kyo.

"Dear God."

At the same time Kyo tackled her, there was a big POOF! and then a white cloud.

When all was clear, replacing Kyo was an orange cat, that was jumping to get the pendelum.

Nina turned different shades of red.

"Ah um... Enh?" Nina looked around and saw another blue envelope. "Oh!" She exclaimed, picking up the blue envelope. "Here Kyo." She handed it to the orange cat. At the same time, there was another POOF!. Nina slowly looked up. "Gyaa! Good Heavens!"

Beeeeeeeep.

"Sorry for the interuption everyone."

"Ok and the winner isssssssss...I'm suprised. It actually ISNT Horo/Ren. The winner is Ren and Pilica!"

The light shown on the steaming pointy headed shaman, and the suprised long haired Ainu. Behind them was a steaming spiky headed Ainu, that looked like he was about to tear Ren's brain out. "Yay! Omigosh Ren! Do you think our parents are watching?" Pilika happily exclaimed.

"I hope not." Mumbled Ren, slumping in his seat.

In northern Japan

"Bah. I can't get this dumb thing to work!" Pilika's father yelled, throwing the remote at the TV.

Surprisingly, It switched to channel 862, where they were broadcasting the 2005 Shaman King awards (2nd).

"Oh my! Look honey! Its PIRIKA! I think she just won something!" Pilika's parents looked at the TV in awe.

At the very same time, in China

"I need some rest." The behemoth (coughrensfathercough) sat down on his super-sized couch.

He switched on the TV and stared in awe. "Everyone come quick! It's Ren! I think he just won something!" Everyone, even the corpses, ran...or hopped... to the TV.

back on the stage

"Ren, Pilica come on up!" Nina called.

Pilica dragged Ren up the stage, and took the blue little statue quickly. "Thank You so much for this award! I appreciate everyone who voted for us!

Especially Sky Blue Writer, and Xiren! Thank you so much!" Pilika finished her speech, and dragged Ren back to her seat.

"Yay! Now for the next award! Kagura, you do the honors!" Nina pointed to a girl in a strecher.

"Okay! This time, you pick your favorite male character on Shaman King!

The nominees are:

Yoh

Ren

HoroHoro

Lyserg

Ryu (A/N: Hey he deserves to be NOMINATED at least!)

Hao

Faust and

Chocolove!

Vote now everyone!"

Just then Hao came up on the stage. "Vote for me!"

Yoh pushed him aside. "No! ME!"

Horo pushed him aside. "No! They'll vote for me!"

And so on and so forth.

Status of the chapter:

Yoh Happy

Horo Happy

RenAnnoyed

HaoHappy

Anna Annoyed

Lyserg Is shy

Chocolove Happy

Faust Happy

Tamao Twiddling her fingers

Chapter: 4 stars I guess :) or maybe 3.5.

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