Nina danced around on the stage. "YEAH! 20+ people reviewed! I'd like to use this time to thank all you guys.

Anikario- Thank You so much n.n

Xiren- Yeah I can tell you obviously favor Pilika. Ty n.n

Kira Asakura- Hehe... Sorry I couldnt make your AnnaxYoh wish come true!

Kitsurumenokitsune- Wow a long name. Remember to vote only for the nominated people n.n

Sky Blue Writer- Yep! The winner was RenxPilika n.n gratz

Holy Girl- Yep! Updated 3 times including this now ;)

Silver Blossom- You seem to like Anna and Hao very much! backs away, just incase she begins to act like Anna and make Nina do training

friendlyperson250- Thank You! n.n

Awesome Girl- Yeah I woulda voted for Tamao too! (If only I wasnt the host!)

Freya Kurenai- Sorry to say, your Jeanne wish didn't come true... Gomen

Nightfallwingx- backs away Hey dont kill Tamao and Jeanne! n.nU

Exploded Toilet Bowl- Wowiez what a funny name n.n Ty

Hope Usui- Hello! Yeah I guess I should hold off on chapters for 2 days or something. shrug Anyways, I wanted Horo to win too! Btw I like your name!

If I missed anyone at all, I thank you also! Oh! By the way!" Nina pulls out a super-duper LONG piece of paper with her speech on it. She cleared her throat.

"Four score and seven years ago, our father brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedi-OW!" Several punches came.

"Dont bore us with your speeches!" Xiren said, tying Nina up with Lysergs pendelum. "Ja!" Anikario tightened the ropes.

"Now suffer the way WE suffered!" Sky Blue Writer open a 2 liter bottle filled with Jalapenos. She then stuffed the bottle into Nina's mouth, forcing her to eat the chili from (insert opposite of heaven word here)

"Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!" The reviewers picked up Nina and carried her to a volcano, followed by all Shaman King characters, and guest stars.

The reviewers through Nina into the lava, then went back to the stage and threw a party.

THE END

"...Yeah that WOULD have been fun wouldn't it?" Nina said, finishing reading a story. "Too bad. Sakura, tell us who the winner is!"

Sakura walked up to the podium. "And the winner iisssssss... AGH! " Sakura pulled out dirty laundry from the envelope.

" That's mine also." Nina snatched the laundromat mail away. She handed Sakura another envelope.

Sakura peeled it open. And inside, was tho most hideous...vile... EARTHWORM

...No I'm just kidding. Dont mind me I'm just the narrator.

Sakura peeled open and... "Anna -5 votes, Tamao-2 votes, Pilika- 1 vote, and Jeanne-1 vote. The winner is Anna Kyo...Kyo...Kyohama? No. Um. Kyosham? No. Kyo-"

"KYOYAMA!" Anna 'Inn Hostess punched' Sakura.

She took the blue statue, then went back to her seat, without so much as a speech.

"I forbid this!" Pilika and Jeanne stood up and pointed to Anna. " You dont deserve to win you...IceQueen, you!"

"Geez you guys are in synch." Yoh piped up.

"Well it wont be a bummer dude. You still get to watch the soap opera." HoroHoro said.

Ren looked at Horo with a confused face. "Huh?"

HoroHoro looked at Ren with a chibi-like smile. "What would you say if our friendship would say... deepen?

" I still have no clue what you are talking about."

"My GOD MAN YOU'RE DENSE! DENSE AS A DOORKNOB! DENSE AS AN OGRE! NOW I FORBID YOU FROM STAYING IN THIS AUDITORIUM! PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE!" HoroHoro pointed a no-no finger at Ren.

" What the (beep) are you talking about!"

"Stay away from him Pilica. He's dense as an ogre!"

" Well I get that I'm really getting made fun of!" Ren moved to the back of the auditorium.

"You sonuva-" He mumbled the last part.

Nina sweatdropped.

"Um yes well.. Sasuke please tell the audience the next award before we break the auditorium again."

Sasuke nodded. "Best...Hair! Here are the nominees:

Ren

Horo

Ryu

Chocolove

Remember to pick only those who are nominated!"

Just then, Horo and Ren were ing. The fight reached the stage. HoroHoro mistook Nina for Ren and chocked her, pulling her into the anime dust cloud.

"Mother of Mercy!"

beeeeeeeeep.

Status of the chapter. To make a long story short,

Everyone (not including Horo and Ren) Sweatdrop

Horo and Ren Angry

Overall I was SUPER SLEEPY when I did this, so bout a 2. I'm sorry everyone! I shoulda ate more brownies!