IMPORTANT NOTE: Please look at bottom of page. It explains why i dont use bad words.
"Alright! Now introducing our next guests..." Nina pushed Sakura and Sasuke into the closet with Kyo and Kagura.
"Our next guest stars are not from an anime...but they are YOUR VOTERS!" Nina pointed to Hao.
"I REFUSE TO BE VOTED BY HUMANS! DIEEEEEEEE!" Hao lunges for the curtain, attemting to murder our guest stars.
"Hao, treat!" Someone from behind the curtains called. Hao stopped mid-air, fell, and began dancing around, barking.
Then ETB (Exploded Toilet Bowl :D ) stepped out from behind the curtains, holding a small bottle of laxatives. Disguised as chocolate.
"Here Haaaaaao..." ETB whistled. "Come here boy..." Hao ran up to him, happily scratching his ear with his foot without being judged.
ETB let Hao eat the chocolate (coughlaxativescough) and waited for the next move.
Nina sweatdropped again.
"Hey this tastes funny..." Hao said.
"Tis because those are chocolate laxatives n.n" ETB replied, laughing.
"Listen you, I- BATHROOOOOOOOM!" Hao ran to the bathroom, rushing out the door. He was such in a hurry that he didnt notice the bathroom sign he entered in that said: Girls Only.
Dun dun duuuuuuuun.
Screams can be heard. It is unknown to Nina and the audience whether the girls were screaming because there's a boy in their bathroom, or if there was a cute boy with his pants OFF in the bathroom.
Silence. A tumbleweed appeared out of nowhere. "What the-" Nina said, picking up the tumbleweed. "Hey this was supposed to be used on scene 4,061,283,935,463!" Nina pouted. "Sorry we'll get that." A camera man took off with the tumbleweed.
"Anywhosit, ETB, please announce the winner of our Hair award!"
"9 votes for Hao! 1 for HoroHoro!" In the back of the auditorium, you can hear a muffled "Oh man!"
"3 votes for Ren, and None for poor,scary, old Ryu. The winner is-"
Just then, the auditorium door burts open, and in came Hao, leading a band of cheerleaders into the auditorium. "Smile everyone smile!" Hao happily commanded.
"Two four six eight Who the guy who's really great! Hao! Hao! Yay Hao!"
ETB yelled over the cheering crowd. "Hao! You won the hair award! GET UP HERE OR I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS MIKE UP YOUR butt (A/N: flinch I'm not used to swearing n.n;;; )"
ETB stole the mike from Nina. Nina steals it back. "If you wanna shove a mike into someones butt then do it with someone elses mike!" Nina petted her microphone.
Hao hopped up to the stage. He took the blue award and held it up high. "Fellow shamans! Mark my words! I-...oh my." There was a yellow puddle infront of Hao.
Silence.
Then disgusted remarks from everyone.
"Ah well. At least I get to sing my big solo..." Hao took the mike from Nina.
"Oops! I did it again!" Hao started shaking his booty. "My eyes!" Nina covered her eyes. "My ears!" ETB covered his/her (i forgot which) ears.
"My butt!" Lyserg jumped up and scratched his butt. "Gah! Lyserg what are you doing!" Horo yelled at Lyserg. "Ren put itching powder in my pants!" Lyserg pointed at Ren.
"Uh..." (crash) "Erm..." (crash) "I'll introduce the new award and nominees then n.n
Best eyes! Donated by Xiren!
Nominees
Hao
Ren
Lyserg
Tamao
Please remember to vote!"
Outside the studio, crashes and shouting can be heard.
Everyone is currently fighting, so i think i dont need to say how they feel o.O
Overall: Pretty good I guess. 3 maybe...?
Notes: ETB you got your wish! who wants to be on next? First two who review this chapter get to be on the chapter after the next chapter! A.k.a chapter 8! and so on and so forth. New guests will be announced every two chapters, excluding chapter 5.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I saw a review that asked how come i wasnt writing bad words. It's because I have a parental control on my computer that filters off bad words, therefore i can't go to that particular page. (as u can imagine, i dont like my parents) If i cant go to that particular page, Parental Control will stop me from adding more chapters. So bear with me. It's also cuz i dont use bad words n.n They give me the jibblies.
