A/N: Well hello all! I'm back with a new fanfic. I'm taking another stab at a humor fic since I'm in a crazy hyper mood. I hope everyone likes it.
Warnings: There are no gay pairings, but there is homosexual and transsexual content, mostly in later chapters. If you don't like that kind of thing, you are now forewarned. Cussing at times, maybe violence at one point. OOC-ness will be frequent since it IS a humor fic.
Summary: Inuyasha is a celebrity and Kagome is completely and utterly obsessed with him. But something happens that summer that will change her life forever…….
Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha. The idea of this story was actually based on a play me and my friends made. It wasn't originally a Inuyasha fanfic, just a story about my friend being obsessed with Johnny Depp. So to Danielle the Johnny Depp obsessor and my sister Rebecca, thanks for letting me use the idea.
Chapter One: Scary Biker Dudes
Kagome sat on her bed in her room, walls adorned with posters and magazine cutouts. She was staring at the shrine on her closet wall, her eyes sparkling with a certain passion. She was an admirer.
Kagome glanced her digital alarm clock on the table next to her bed. Only 2:30 am. Damn still haven't broken my record of six hours nonstop admiration, she thought groggily. Oh well only two more hours to go! She continued to stare, still keeping the anticipation going.
Ms. Higurashi entered her room, hands on her hips. "Honey are you up late again worshipping your Inuyasha shrine?"
Kagome rushed over to her closet in a futile attempt to cover her many Inuyasha pictures and little toy action figures. "No," she said innocently.
Her mother sighed. "Kagome, don't you realize how unhealthy that is? I swear don't act like I don't see what you're hiding behind your back! You have got to give me some credit."
"But I love him!"
"Don't give me that shit! I don't approve of this kind of worship of idols, spending hours upon hours gazing at his stupid face and even pretending he can hear you talking to him!"
"I KNOW ALREADY. YOU TELL ME THE SAME THING EVERY FRICKEN DAY!"
"Don't get snippy with me missy." Her mother warned, but Kagome just growled.
She pushed past her mother, muttering , "Give me a break" and ran down the stairs ignoring her mother's angry calls. Forget her, she thought, I'll just run away, that will teach her to yell at me. (sorry for making Kagome's mom mean, it's necessary.)
Kagome stormed out of her house. She didn't know where she was going exactly, but she knew it was as far way from that dump as possible.
"Where am I supposed to go now?" She wondered out loud.
She continued walking. It seemed like she was walking aimlessly for hours, down the dark narrow road. She finally found a small alleyway and settled in. This might not be too safe, she thought, but it'll have to do. She fell asleep, welcoming dreams of her dog eared idol.
When Kagome awoke, she saw two scary biker dudes above her. One had tattoos all the way down his arm, long black hair in a high ponytail down his back, and very light blue eyes. The other one had jet back hair in a short ponytail, and dark blue eyes, a perverted grin on his face. Kagome shuddered, trying to back away, but she was cornered. The one with the tattoos pinned her against the wall.
"Where do you think you're going, sweetie? I think a little cash is in order." He was so close she could smell his breath, and man did it smeeeeeell.
She coughed at his toxic B.O. "I'm sorry uh…. Scary biker dude, but I don't have any on me."
The other one laughed, his mouth forming into a lecherous smile. "Well that's too bad. You are just gonna have to pay us in another fashion…"
Kagome's eye's widened as big as bouncy balls. "No, no! Anything but that! I'll do anything else!" The second biker started to reach out for her. "Come on, please…" she said, tears starting to form in her eyes.
The first biker, letting go of Kagome, stopped his companion's hand. "Actually, she could be of some use to us." Kagome grimaced. He rolled his eyes. "I meant in business. Calm down." She relaxed.
"Oh, yeah, she could," Biker #2 said, a hand stoking his chin. "The boss said we've been needing some extra help in our little factory."
"WHY DOES EVERYTHING YOU SAY COME OUT SOUNDING SEXUAL?" Kagome shouted.
"Just shut up and come with us," Biker #1 ordered, grabbing her arm.
She roughly pulled away from him. "What makes you think I would want to do that?"
"Well, it's either come with us or…." Biker #2 snickered.
"He has a point you know." Biker #1 said.
Kagome, sighing, followed them in contempt and got on Biker #1's bike, feeling safer with the one who seemed less perverted. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.
Chapter One End
A/N: Okay, that was fun! Mwhahaha, Kagome really doesn't know what she got herself into. And I bet Kouga does smell, he looks like it. I would have done Bankotsu and Jakotsu as the biker dudes but Jakotsu doesn't like girls, so yea. If I get at least one review by tomorrow I'll update that day since the whole story is practically written already. Review please!
