(REMINDER: This is an unrelated drabble. These were written in responses to specific challenges on fanfic group I belong to. This challenge was: Illusions.)

A/N: Since I think it might be fun to try and write new characters, if you R&R, I will attempt to write a drabble using your request. Name the characters of your choice in the reviews.

By Request: For AriRashkae - the Ginyu Frog

Self-Delusion

He was the strongest. He was the best. He was elite! As the head of Frieza's most feared fighters, it was only natural that he should possess good looks, charm, the ability to strike fear or admiration into the hearts of onlookers, and a wonderful stage presence.

Taking a deep breath, the Captain leapt into his newest pose. Grandeur, power, authority and command radiated from every pore. His eyes glared at those surrounding him, deigning to notice them. They were nothing compared to him.

He was Ginyu!

Secretly, though, he didn't think it worked quite as well with webbed feet.