Fox, Roy, Yoshi 5: The Donut and the Party
Introduction: Hi. You're all probably tired of me saying hi, but oh well. This is the first Fox, Roy, Yoshi story with an introduction, and if you haven't noticed, I've updated the titles so that you can easily see the stories in chronological order. This intro is IMPORTANT! It covers important things about the story. Yes, I know it's long, but don't just skip it. It has information you should know.
I want all of you to know that this story's EXTRA LONG, because it has two separate plots. In Fox, Roy, Yoshi 4, I said I'd do a story about Fox eating a radioactive donut. But, in Fox's Eating Habits, I said the next Fox, Roy, Yoshi story would be about recycled plots. So which is it? Well…it's both of them.
I'd like to share a short (ok, not so short) story about me and my stories. (That sentence sounded weird…) Anyway, I've been part of this site for over a year and a half. I was an addict to Super Smash Bros. Melee, and I was furiously trying to get Mewtwo as a playable character. Apparently, I took the hard way and played 700 VS matches. A friend, who is part of this site as well (although that fat lug hasn't written any stories) introduced me to this wonderful place, Ok, I thought it was wonderful at first. I skipped over to the SSBM section and said, "Holy crap, these stories are FUNNY!" So, building on my favorite character, Roy, I added two characters: a talking fox and a talking dino.
That's the story of the first (and the VERY first) Fox, Roy, and Yoshi saga. If you've ever seen it, it was called "The Weird Exploits of Fox, Roy, Yoshi, and Others."
Anyway, after the first chapter was posted, it was a not-so-instant success. I continued to post more chapters, each time gaining a loyal fan base and new fans. As well as the occasional flame for torturing Link so much, but oh well. We all have our dislikes, don't we?
At the peak of my career, I had written TEN Fox, Roy, and Yoshi short stories and packed them all into one story. So many people read it, so many people liked it, and I was on the verge of writing my eleventh story.
Then suddenly, it happened.
One day, I woke up and my beloved treasury of stories was NOT there. "What the-!" I yelled, along with some words that would probably burn a hole in your tongue if you tried repeating them. I checked my email, and there it was. A nice big fat notice telling me that my story had been scrapped for two reasons:
1. It was in script format.
2. I had included "Guest characters". (This means that other authors had been included in my story.)
Now, this pissed me off. Everyone else had script in their stories, too! Why hadn't theirs been banned? I was so mad and so sad, that I deleted all of my stories and withdrew from never to be seen for another half a year.
Time passed, and as we know, we all must change. I was sitting at home one day, being bored like hell. So I went to the computer and went to just to read some funny stories. I read a few, and then thought, "Well, I might as well give it a second shot!" So I changed my pen-name and on March 22, 2005, wrote a non-script story.
It was called "Fox, Roy, and Yoshi: Soda Thieves."
It was either a success or a flop, depending on who you ask. Whatever it was, I got a load of reviews, telling me how great it was. I followed the first with "60 Bombs" three days later, and personally, if you ask me, today I consider it the worst of the Fox, Roy, and Yoshi stories. However, that too drew great cheers, so I prepared to write a third. However, the chains of school confined me for two months. In May, I got the chance to write "The Cream Donut War." This, if you ask me, is the best today. (Except maybe for this one.) After that, I wrote "The Donut Bazooka," which came to me while doodling in social studies. That subject never did anyone any good…
Anyway, somewhere along the line, I decided to make a serious jump. I was playing a Mozart sonatina (quite possibly the most BORING piece ever written) on the piano when a brilliant ray of pure inspiration struck me. Why not put the Smash Bros. into a James Bond-ish spy thriller? That's how Yoshi 007 was born. Of course, the title doesn't make much sense, since Fox, Roy, and Yoshi have an equal share of the work-but who cares, that was great too.
And finally, I was burnt out on ideas for the fifth Fox, Roy, and Yoshi series. In desperation, I wrote a chapter of Fox's Eating Habits to please everyone for the time being. At first I intended it to be something to work on while I was being bored, but I realized how popular it was and made it a full-time project.
That's the history of me. I also wrote a few angst fics, but they, if you ask me, were pointless. I don't think anyone even remembers them today.
And now, a few notes on this story. First of all, I don't care what anyone says. I am putting an extra character in this story. That's me. I need to be there, because at a Smash party, you definitely need a moderator. And I was going to torture Link, but when I saw the mob with swords and guns and signs with Link's face on them, I decided to torture some other people.
The summary of this not-so-quickie is that Fox eats a glowing green donut and becomes radioactive. When Fox is finally cured, they throw a party to celebrate. Unfortunately, a party with the Smashers is no ordinary party, and I get caught in it.
That's probably set a record for the longest introduction. So, have fun with Fox, Roy, Yoshi, and the rest in this newest story in the Fox, Roy, and Yoshi series!
Kal Takane Veras
