"Shit," Sora muttered, looking at Donald and Goofy with a glare, as if this was their fault. "I'll be back…" He said with a scowl, and before he got a response, ran after her. Donald closed the door behind him, making a slight thud.

"Finally," Donald quacked. He gave Goofy a seductive look. "We can be alone."

Goofy growled in response. "Yes, alone at last."

He paced over to that sexy hunk of animal and stared into his glorious eyes. "So, it's Thursday, that means my turn to be on top, right..?" He said in a low, husky voice.

"Of course, my pet."

Donald smiled before slowly starting to unbutton his blue sailor shirt….

PSYCHE! April fool's day! Haha sry I HAD to, but don't get me wrong, I think that Donald and goofy having sex is about as attractive as a dead squirrel covered in maggots. And anyone out there who is offended because they think they are cute together-

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. Same with Sora/ Donald shippers. Sick. HOW DO THEY KISS? ahem But this is sora/kairi and kairi/riku maybe (maybe that's a hint? Ohoho), so I don't think any of them will be reading this.

Anyways….

Happy April 1st!

"Shit," Sora muttered, looking at Donald and Goofy with a glare, as if this was their fault. "I'll be back…" He said with a scowl, and before he got a response, ran after her. Donald closed the door behind him, making a slight thud.

"…So, how long do you think he'll be?" The duck said in a monotonous drawl.

"Oooh, I dunno, anywhere from twenty minutes to two days."

Donald sighed. "I'll go make some coffee."

Sora's heart was beating so hard he could hear in ring in his ears, as he frantically look back and forth the third district. No sign of her.

'Okay,' He thought to himself, taking a big breath. 'If I was Kairi, and I was pissed off at me, where would I go?' He thought for a moment, but it ended up confusing him more, and he found himself cursing at no one.

"Damn! Shit! Fuck!" He yelled, earning himself a few weird looks from a passing moogle.

"You!" He suddenly yelled, pointing at the small moogle. It jumped in shock, and got a horrified look on its face.

"Have you seen a girl with red hair go by here?"

He shook his head violently, causing him to lose balance, before running away as quick as his stubby legs would take him.

Sora sighed, realizing this would be harder than he thought. "I guess," He said out loud to himself, "I'll go back to the underground sewer. That's where I would go."

And he did go to the sewer. After killing several pathetic heartless, getting drenched, and dropping his keyblade in the water twice and having to dive under the sewer water to get it, he found that Kairi wasn't in sewer, and he was just as lost as he was half an hour ago.

"Ugh!" He yelled as he chucked the keyblade at the wall, his voice echoing all around the cave. "Okay… The church."

And so he went to the half destroyed church, where he and Kairi shared on of their first romantic moments after they were reunited. He checked both floors thoroughly, and got rid of a heartless that had itself perched on the stain glass window, which was blending in poorly. And once Sora got to the roof, he took a look around at the town, in case she happened to be outside. But she didn't happen to.

"Kairi!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, making the few townspeople stare at him. He glowered. "What are YOU looking at!" He growled angrily, and they all instantly put they're heads down and scurried away.

"That's what I thought…" he muttered before starting on his way back down to staircase.

"Alright…. The Dalmatian's house?" He was starting to get desperate, and starting looking in random places around the districts; under boxes, on roofs of buildings, etc. And when he occasionally got aggravated, would interrogate an innocent bystander. But after about 3 hours of pointless searching, he finally admitted he needed help, and headed to the small house.

"Leon…" He said as he burst the door open without knocking. "I need help, there's an emer-"

Yet, instead of seeing Leon, he stood speechless for a moment at the six eyes staring back at him.

Yuffie was in one chair, dressed in the pajamas Kairi tried to wear once (they were slightly stretched), and Kairi in another, in only a spots bra and a borrowed par of baggy black pants. Yuffie had a tub of ice cream in her lap, with a large spoon sticking out of it, and Kairi had two small moogles in hers that she was stroking. The TV they were watching was blaring the Fresh Prince of Bellaire theme song.

Yuffie took Sora's temporary silence as opportunity. "Have you ever heard," She started in a fake sweet voice, "of KNOCKING?" And she slammed the door in his face. Kari waved before she did so, giving an evil smile.

Sora stood dumbfounded some more as several things went through his head, such as, "why didn't I look here?'", "why is Yuffie such a bitch?", and "damn Kairi is hott, I wish I was that moogle." He quickly shot back to reality, and started pounding on the door. "Yuffie!" He yelled, "Let me in you stupid bitch! I need to talk to Kairi!"

"If you're trying to get in, that's the wrong way to go about doing it!" She yelled, and turned up the volume so she couldn't hear his response.

"I hate you! I hate you so much! Let me in or I'll kill you, I swear…" His voice trailed off as he stopped pounding his fists, and he gave a fake sob. Sora ran to the back of the house, where the added room was, and tried to open the window. It was locked.

"Not a problem." He gave an evil laugh, before putting the tip of his keyblade near the top of the window. "Graviga." He whispered, even though the volume on the TV was up so loud it didn't matter. The window instantly fell backwards, and he skillfully caught it before it clattered on the ground. Crawling thought, he set in back in place, even though it wouldn't stay because he broke. Big deal.

He started to creep across the floor, until he got distracted by the unmade bed, which still had Yuffie's laundry tossed all over it. He knew it was wrong- but HONESTLY, when would he get the chance again? He picked up a lacy bra, and looked at the tag. Size A. He knew it.

"Okay, back to the matter at hand," he told himself, even though he was still snickering. He stood with his back to the door, mentally preparing himself to have a bucket off ice cream thrown at him.

"Here goes…" he said, before slowly easing the door open. He was surprised to see Yuffie wasn't in the room at all. No, relieved was a better word.

Kairi still had her back turned, and Sora started to sneak up on her. But before he took his first step, he heard a very angry voice catch him off guard.

"What do YOU want?"

It was Kairi, duh, but she still didn't turn around to look at him, she just kept petting the moogles.

"Kairi…." Sora started, in an apologetic voice, as he started to walk over to her. She still barley acknowledged him.

"Please talk to me Kairi?" She continued to pet the moogles.

He made an irritated noise, which was somewhere between a groan and a grunt.

"Where's Yuffie?" He said, pretending nothing was wrong.

"Looking for you."

"Oh. Sweet." He sat down in her chair.

There was silence for a few minutes, excluding the television.

"Please talk to me?"

Kairi looked like she was thinking for a moment, and finally said, "Alright, commercials. You have five minutes of my time."

Sora looked offended for a moment, but got over it quickly.

'Kairi," he started. She was looking at him with venomous eyes that he remembered her doing from childhood. He almost laughed, but stopped himself quickly. "Kairi," He said again. "I'm… I'm sorry, but I ca-"

He suddenly stopped talking, and froze for a moment.

"But…?" Kairi said, annoyed.

Sora started to get really dizzy, and found that he couldn't form words. He stood up, trying to clear his head, but found that only made things worse.

"What are you doing? If this is your sad attempt to…" but Kairi stopped herself as Sora fell to his knees and started to breathe heavily. "Sora..?" She said uncertainly. She started to get up when he coughed. Kairi knelt down next to him, putting an arm on each of his shoulders. "Are you alright?" She was worried enough now to stop being mad. Her question was answered, however, when Sora fell against her and passed out, his heart beat still beating furiously, and his breath still short.

Okay, I know that's a short one, I'm sorry! I'll make up for it next time with a long on, promise!

r&r. Do I have to bother putting that any more?