"Starfire, I just wanted to say that I love-"
CRASH!!!!!!

Raven crashed. Ignoring the splintered window behind her, she shook slivers of glass out of her hair and leather jacket. The motorcycle was beyond fancy, jet black with white on it in a spider-web pattern. The entire thing shone seamlessly.

Cyborg's jaw dropped.

Beast Boy was angrily hopping up and down mouthing curse words at the leather jacket.

Robin was blushing furiously. (No, he doesn't like Raven, he's just humiliated about being that close to Starfire, with hands touching, about to admit that he is madly in love with her. Comprende? ) He and Starfire quickly retreated to corners of the box.

"Um.......toast?" Robin mumbled. "Yes, that's it.....I am....inextricably fond of....toast."

The reporters snapped photos of Raven instead. The soap-opera fans cursed and marched out with their noses turned up. The entire room was quickly emptied.

"Cyborg," Raven said, "You're going to have to guest-star on American Chopper next week."

Cyborg fainted.

Allllll-righty. I don't own TT or AC. (Neither American Chopper nor alternating current.) Yes, I know it was really short. This is what little I have conquered over my writer's block. I am working on my first two novels (no, seriously. Don't laugh. ) and I AM ON MY SCHOOL WRITING TEAM!!!!! YAY!!!!! so I am writing more and more outside the realm of fanfic. Since these two chappies are basically the same one, I have no reviews to respond to. But that's all right, because this is a Ramahanakwanzmas/solstice present for all my favorite (and only) fans.

Happy Holidays.