Disclaimer: I do not own Gilmore Girls or any of those Characters - Amy Sherman-Palladino does. I do own most of the plot, if it was used on a different fanfic, I am not aware of this
A/N: Thank you all for your amazing reviews. I would think no one would read my story and I thought I really wasn't that funny. Seriously, I am not that funny. My friends are mad at me for over using the phrases: Poopy Head, Your Mom, and best yet Your Face. I should totally make a character like me in my story and all she says are those three things. That would be funny, but too much work. These reviews are amazing. I am amazed by all the reactions you have to it. Especially the ones that are like this is my new favorite story or this is the first time I reviewed twice. Those make me feel happy so I will procrastinate doing homework just because you guys need me to! Ok, its only funny if you knew that was really sarcastic.
"So, what's going on?" Lorelei asked Rory on the way home.
"Whatever do you mean mother?" Rory asked sarcastically.
"Very funny, open up, what happened last night." Lorelei got serious.
Rory explained everything that she said to Lane. Their Decision. Their love. Their not knowing each other. She also added, "I don't know, but, when Jess came back, it seemed that something else came back of mine. Does that make sense?"
"Honey, I think you are in love with Jess. I think a major piece of your heart went away with him when he left."
"I know mom, what the hell am I going to do?"
"You mean about your whole Logan situation?"
"Yea."
"I say you make this more enjoyable and Dr. Philish and like keep going out with Logan, but tell Jess you broke up with him. Oh, then you date Jess. Then you date about 50 other guys. RORY, you should totally do that."
"Yea, not asking advice from you anymore."
"You know you like my advice."
"Your Face" A/N: Hehehehehehe Rory added.
"Your Mom"
"Your Mom's face."
"Damn, you just one that one."
"Woohoo"
Lorelei and Rory drive up to Luke's and go in for their coffee.
"LUUUCAS"
"Lorelei, what did I say about calling me that?"
"Do it every time I see you."
"I give up."
"Nice choice." Rory added.
"Can we get coffee?" Lorelei asked.
"No,"
"Come on Luke."
"No"
"Luke, the more coffee I have now, the more energy I have for tonight."
Luke blushed, Rory covered her ears and yelp along with Logan and Jess, who were still there.
"If I give you some would you shut up?"
"Yes"
Luke got two mugs and poured two coffees muttering something under his breath about coffee and short people.
Rory went over and sat next to her boyfriend who was playing cards with Jess. Logan kissed Rory and went back to playing cards. "Ok, since when are you two buddy, buddy?"
"Dean stopped by," Jess said.
"I think I got it" Rory said.
"Oh, yea what was that he said about you trying to get close to Rory?" Logan asked.
Jess smirked and simply said, "Huh, I didn't hear him say that."
Rory's face was in shock. Man am I in for it! "Oh, was he referring to how you used to take all my study time to help you study?" Rory tried to cover up.
Jess smirked. "I did no such thing." And he started playing along.
"Oh, yes you did, my grades started slipping that week."
"No way."
Logan's head just dotted from Jess to Rory. He was totally confused, but what was he to do. "Back from time travel guys. What was this about you getting into Yale?"
"Well, I wrote an amazing essay." Jess smiled at Rory, who smiled back. "Then I did some other stuff to get in."
Lorelei chipped in, "this is the best part."
"You told her?" Jess asked Rory.
"Jess, do you remember my relationship with my mother?"
"Good point. Well, Logan, I joined a local crew team knowing that helps getting into Ivy League schools." Lorelei just started laughing. Luke walked in with a shocked face and then saw that Jess was serious and laughed also.
"I have to get that on video Jess." Luke stated.
"What is with you and being more loving others humiliation?"
"She started it." Luke pointed at Lorelei.
"I did no such thing!" Lorelei added.
"Ok, I hate to stop watching this, but shall we go Rory?" Logan asked.
"Uh, yea sure." And with that, they were out the door.
"Wait when did Logan get here" Lorelei just noticed that Logan was in Stars Hollow.
"Just look pretty and drink you coffee." Luke said.
"When did you become more like me Luke?"
"Exactly 1 day, 4 hours, 19 minutes, and 34 seconds ago."
"Really?"
"No!"
"Aw, how cute." Jess chimed in.
"Shut up Jess" Luke said.
"Oh, Luke, I totally forgot, is it alright if Dave comes to help me out at with my shifts sometimes."
"Yea, but what does he get in return?"
"To share the apartment."
"Whatever."
"Awesome." Jess was a bit happy about that, but he still wanted to be the one that Rory had left with. "Can you handle the rest? I think I'm going to go out."
"Yea, just don't get into any trouble."
"Luke, Luke, Luke, now do I look like that kind of person?"
"Yes."
"Well, actually, I have changed." Jess said seriously.
"I'll wait for you to prove that to believe it."
"How 'bout I take tonight's shift so you and Lorelei can go out and do whatever you crazy kids do these days?"
"That would be great actually" Luke was surprised.
"You would seriously do that for us, if yes, that first impression I had from you years ago is now erased from my memory. Actually, Jess when was the first time I met you? I totally forget! How do I know you?" Lorelei started to joke around.
"Wait, I can't remember the first time I met you either. You erased that moment from everyone's memory!" Jess joked along.
"NO, my powers, they are growing to strong, erasing every memory I have!" She turned to Luke, "How you doin'" Lorelei said in a true Joey Tribbiani fashion.
"Ok, we are leaving, this is getting to far." Luke pushed Lorelei out the door. "Don't do anything crazy Jess."
"Who is this Jess character you speak of," Lorelei added when she was getting pushed out the door.
Jess smirked and went on with cleaning the counter. The bell on the door ringed and Jess looked up. Not again.
"Hey, Jess" Dean stated.
"Hey, where's Jack, because I found his beanstalk," Jess decided not to make things easier.
"That was a good one, it was so funny I forgot to laugh," Dean retaliated.
"Did you actually say that? Seriously, that was so 3rd grade man. Oh, I'm sorry, did you get held back?" Jess was starting to have fun.
"What are you doing here?"
"Working, what does it look like? Would you rather me do a Coyote Ugly dance on the counter? If so, I don't think I'm wearing the appropriate clothing for that."
"Ok, man, you got to stop with the sarcasm"
"I have, but you just bring out the 17-year-old in me again." Jess said that sarcastically, but meant it.
"What are you doing here, man?"
"I decided that the chicks in New York were too easy so I needed a challenge," Jess smirked.
"Will you take something serious for once? What are you doing here?'
"Ok," Jess got into his serious tone, "I'm doing…well…I'm doing your mom."
"That's it man," Dean lunged over to punch Jess, but Jess ducked.
"No, if you want to take a swing at me, just do it outside. Don't ruin Luke's Diner. Where would everyone get their food in this town?" Jess was semi-serious and started walking outside not to ruin the diner. Lane took over for now, as Dave came out to make sure they wouldn't do anything stupid.
"Jess, don't do anything stupid." Dave said.
"I won't, I don't want him to ruin the diner, and I won't punch him or anything. He isn't even worth it" Jess said not taking his eyes off of Dean.
Just as he said that, Logan and Rory walked by. Logan's arm was around Rory. Jess looked over; just then Dean took a swing. He luckily missed, but some how hit Logan. Logan just fell to the ground.
"Logan, you ok, come on Logan, speak." Rory got worried and knelt to his side. Jess came over to help Logan up.
"Whoa, that hurt a bit." Logan said with a smirk. There was blood running down his nose. He had trouble standing and leant on Jess and Rory.
"We should take him inside and clean that up." Jess added, "Rory, can you handle it, or would you rather Dave take over?"
"I'm good, I had my wheaties this morning."
Dean somehow fled the scene when Logan was on the ground. Logan hobbled inside with Rory and Jess on either of his sides, Dave followed. When they walked in, Lane gasped.
"What were you guys doing out there?" Rory asked a bit frustrated as they sat Logan on a stool.
"Well, I was being all sarcastic when Dean kept asking me questions and I think I threw in a your mom," Jess started to explain.
"Good move," Rory added.
"Thanks, well, then he said that I went to far and took a swing at me in here, so I ducked. I told him we should go outside even though I had no intention of fighting him. If he wanted to fight me and with my dodging, I didn't want him to break anything in Luke's. I guess his aim is a bit off because he totally missed me and got Logan."
"Wow." Rory said in amazement.
"Its all true." Dave added.
"Oh, I forgot to add that I told your mom and Luke to go out and I would take 2nites shift."
"How very Jem of you." Rory added with a smirk.
Jess looked at her with a trying-to-figure-it-out look. Ok, it has to be a book. Jem, where have I heard that name before? Ok, I was very polite to my uncle and more mature than ever. Where have I heard that?
"Figure it out Jess, this is a simple one" Rory added.
Ahh. "To Kill a Mockingbird," Jess said.
"Yup"
"I still got it."
"Sorry to intrude on your guess that book moment, but there is this red stuff running down my face." Logan said.
"Oh, sorry, man." Jess ran in the back for a wet towel and ice. Rory sat down next to Logan and rubbed his back in sympathy. When Jess came back, it killed him; this was the only time he wished he got the punch. If I took that punch, would Rory be rubbing my back? Maybe she would confess that she had made up her mind. She got to know the new me enough. Damn Dean's bad aim. Jess walked over and placed the ice back and wet towel on the counter.
As Rory helped Logan, Jess went to talk to Dave. "Oh, I talked to Luke and the whole you living with me idea is cool. You can move in whenever."
"Yea, is now ok? I can not stand living with those guys any longer."
"Yea, do you need help getting your things? I'm sure Lane and Caesar could hold the fort down for a little while, the crowd died down."
"That would be very helpful."
Jess told Lane where he was going and left to help Dave. Lane found her own excuse to get out and steel Rory for some girl talk, "Uh, Rory, can you come with me to pick something up at Doose's market."
"Yea, sure."
"What are you guys getting, I can't hold this place by myself."
"Caesar sure you can, there is only one customer here and its Kirk, and Logan is just cleaning up."
"Fine"
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Outside:
"Ok, so how do you really feel about this Jess thing?" Lane interrogated.
Rory first looked around to make sure that no one was in earshot of what she was about to say. "Well, I think I'm still in love with him I feel in-love with the new Jess as well, if that makes any sense."
"I think I got it, what are you going to do about Logan?"
"I don't know, but I don't want to hurt him."
"Yea, but you can't keep Jess waiting forever."
"I know, but I think he would wait a little bit longer."
"So, what are you doing about summer, this week is you exam week, right? Wait, this isn't the Rory I remember? Why aren't you studying and going nuts?"
"Holy crap, you're right, I have to get home and study!" Rory rushed inside and got Logan. They went back to Rory's place. Rory studied as Logan flipped through the channels on the TV."
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Back at the diner:
Lane went back inside to work and Jess and Dave came back to start moving Jess into the apartment. They came downstairs.
"Hey, Lane, where did Logan and Rory go?" Jess asked.
"Well, Rory forgot she had exams next week…"Lane started.
"Say no more." Jess caught on.
"Mon Amour, take you loving right to my front door." Lane added.
"Thank you Rex Manning." Jess said.
"Empire Records" Lane nodded
"Great movie." Jess added.
"Indeed," Dave gave his 2 cents.
"Ok, you two can go, I'll lock up." Jess said, seeing his friends' faces.
"Thank you Jess." They chimed in, and in a flash, were out of his sight.
A/N: This was a long one. I had fun writing it though, and not doing homework.
