Hiei's Puppy

By Jabber-Nut

Nut: Hi! Thank you to all my reviewers who gladly support my "Hiei's Puppy" story! I can not say who reviewed me because I'm typing this on a computer that doesn't have the internet! Gr…………… anyway thank you to all of you! (Pats you on head)

Shawlynn: 0.0'

Nut: So you join me in intro do you?

Shawlynn: 0.0'

Nut: What are you DOING?

Shawlynn: There… is… actually… someone… actually… reading this! How can they possibly like YOU!

Nut: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…………! (Starts a major dust cloud)

Semi-Somethin': My turn! 0.0'… he he, just had to do that! Going on, The Nut does not own Hiei or anyone from the show YuYu Hakusho! But she does own Sars, the puppy and any other things/people/objects/titles/plots and stuff in this story! NO TOUCHIES! I like that movie!

Nut: TAKE THAT BACK SHAWLYNN!

Shawlynn: NEVER!

Chapter 2

Hiei was walking in now down pouring rain and was totally soaked. The puppy was trenched and slouching underneath his arm. Out of the blue, the puppy started whimpering and squirming.

"There is something wrong with the puppy." said Sars coming out of Hiei's scarf to take shelter underneath his hair.

"What's wrong little guy?" asked Hiei putting the puppy in his two arms like the position you would carry a baby.

The puppy's coat was stringy and clumped together from the massive amount of rain. He also looked very tired and hungry.

"I think he's just tired."

"I agree." The puppy curled up and started to shiver. "I think I'll pick up the pace a little." Hiei used his teleport powers to jump and launch off buildings to increase speeds. The streets were empty except for a few business people with umbrellas. He jumped on one more building before coming to the front door of Yusuke's house. He threw his long and wet bangs back and knocked on the door.

Yusuke answered. "Hey Hiei. Come on in."

"Thanks Yusuke." Hiei tried to fix his hair with one hand while Yusuke shut the door.

"We're just about to have dinner. Want to join us?" Just then Yusuke noticed the puppy. "Who's this?"

"An abandoned puppy that I found in a trash can. The owners didn't want him I guess."

"Hi there!" said Sars wanting to be introduced.

Yusuke starred at the demon bee who was now on Hiei's shoulder.

"Ignore him. He's just a cling on."

"I could leave if I wanted to!"

"Then why don't you?"

"I'd be bored. And I'd miss the puppy."

"He can stay Hiei... as long as my mom doesn't get out the fly swatter."

"Who's there Yusuke?" said the "grim reaper" that just came around the kitchen door a little ways down the hall. She then saw the puppy. "How... cute!" She came and grabbed the puppy out of Hiei's arm in mach speed. "Oh, you poor baby! Your soaked." said Botan in a babying voice. Botan ran up stairs obliviously to grab a towel for the puppy totally forgetting about Hiei until a towel landed on his head.

"Thanks Botan! I love you too!" Hiei shouted sarcastically grabbing the towel off his head.

"Your welcome!" she shouted back running down the stairs. "Why don't you take your cloak off and I'll wash and dry it for you."

"Thanks Botan." Hiei pulled off his cloak and handed it to Botan. In turn he took the puppy who was wrapped in a towel all looking warm and comfortably.

"Come on boys! I didn't make breakfast just for it to sit there."

The boys started off toward the kitchen and into the very clean kitchen. The table was laden with enough food to feed the army. Botan went over to finish the cooking.

"I think you made enough Botan." said Yusuke sitting down in a chair followed by Hiei.

"I'm not making food for us Yusuke. I'm making food for the puppy."

Sars popped out and looked around at the food. He flew onto a chicken leg and sniffed it... then took a bite. He got starry eyes with a clump a chicken in his mouth making him look like a squirrel in bee form. "Hist fodo si os godo!"

"Sallow with you?" demanded Hiei.

Sars swallowed. "This food is so good! What is this delicious morsel!"

"It's chicken with a bit of Hawaiian BBQ sauce." said Botan putting a bowl of food down for the puppy. It caught a sniff of it and jumped off of Hiei. He got closer and sniffed it. He sat and starred at it before performing a face plant in it. "Oh puppy!" Botan grabbed the towel and wiped off the puppy's face then he faced planted again.

"It's useless Botan. He's a face plant maniac. He's not going to stop." said Yusuke fulling his plate full of food.

"Got enough Yusuke?" asked Hiei sarcastically grabbing some food and setting Sars and his beloved chicken leg on a separate plate.

"I could have more."

Botan sat down and fulled her plate. She looked back at the puppy. "We need a name for him you know."

"I think face planter is a good name." suggested Yusuke.

"Ridiculous Yusuke. I think sweetheart." The puppy turned around with full squirrel cheeks and glared at Botan.

"He's a boy and he's is very jumpy... I'd call him Pogo." The puppy barked with squirrel cheeks still and put on a cheesy puppy smile at Hiei.

"I think you made a life long friend Hiei." said Botan happily.

"I guess so."

"This chicken is ssssssoooooooooooo good!" shouted Sars cutting through the silence then he rolled himself and the chicken off the table. "Ouch..."

"Way to go." commented Hiei.

"Shudd up!"

End:

Nut: I hope you all liked it. I don't think it was as funny as the first chapter because I wasn't as hyper as I was the day I wrote chapter one.

Semi-Somethin': Yeah she was at school and totally bored writing chapter one. Say where's Shawlynn?

Nut: Tied up in the closet.

Semi-Somethin': 0.0'

Nut: Please R&R!

(Jabber-Nut, Semi-Somethin' and what's left of Shawlynn)

(Gona ina flasha!)