The next day didn't turn out like it was planned. Or so that's what Kim and Ron thought.
It started off like a typical Saturday mourning but on a day like this certain Saturday something was about to get ugly. Kim woke up earlier then she normally did on a Saturday, it was 8:00 am and Kim typically slept in until 10:00. She got up and took a shower and got dressed, it took her a few minutes to realize that Shego had spent the night with her. "Hey wake up, get up!" said Kim "Oh, please… I'm tired just give me 10 more minutes" said Shego who's eyes were partly open, "OK sure" said Kim who had an idea, she went back into the bathroom and ran some cold water in the tub, then she went back to her bedroom and picked up Shego and put her in the tub. The minute she felt the cold water she instantly woke up! "Yow! That water is cold" Shego yelled who felt embarrassed that
Kim would a pull that type of joke on her. But she was so out of it that before she woke up she DIDN'T even know that Kim had picked her up. "Hey there's nothing like a cold shower to get you up" said Kim who laughed at the look on Shego's face, "Somebody please shoot Me" said Shego, "Oh You'll get over it" said Kim "The way I see it You're all washed up!" said Kim who keeled over laughing "Ha-ha ok very funny that was worth a few cheap laughs but could you get me out of here I'm freezing!" said Shego "Fine sure you wet dog" said Kim who slightly snickered "OK… I'll stop" said Kim as she dried Shego off with a towel from the hall closet. "Hey can you wait up here?" Kim asked "Sure why's that?" said Shego just then she heard Dr. Possible call out "Kim you can come down today we're having waffles" "Coming Mom" Kim yelled, "Psst I'll try to bring some back" Kim whispered, Shego nodded as she watched Kim head downstairs.
"What have you been up to lately?" Dr Possible asked "Oh… just Latin class, math and everything else" said Kim "Really… well that answers my question" he replied "Glad to hear it Dad" said Kim "Oh by the way Kim we heard howling last night what was that?" Dr. Possible asked "You heard howling last night?" Kim asked she knew that they heard Shego's howling and they would probably ask if she heard it too. "Yeah we heard howling then it suddenly stopped…"Said Tim "I nearly fell over" Jim added "Uh-huh sure you did" said Kim "No I mean it" Jim replied. "OK I rest My case" said Kim "I heard that howling too it must have been the Sanderson's dog... You know their white German Shepard puppy, Alvin?" "You're right it could have been him he does howl every other night so this is the 3rd time he's done that this week" said Dr. Possible, Kim realized she lied again and she needed to tell her parents about Shego soon or else the would begin to suspect that Kim was hiding a secret from them.
Also another thing she worried about was Jim and Tim sneaking into her room and reveal the secret themselves. After that, Kim went back up stairs she managed to get half a waffle and a strip of bacon out of the kitchen before anyone noticed, "Hey… Snoopy get out here" Kim whispered, Shego came out from under Kim's bed "Snoopy? Do I look like a Beagle to you? I'm teasin' you no hard feelings what so ever" said Shego who slightly laughed at herself. "Is that a hint of someone with a sense of humor?" Kim asked "I guess you can say that or you could handover that wrist watch of yours and I could let you in on it" Shego answered "I'm teasin' you and I though your sidekick was gullible" said Shego, Kim blushed, "OK we're even… but maybe this will relax you" said Kim "Hey! What gives? I'm starving here come' on just give up the bacon and no gets hurt" said Shego who was starting to lose control of her patience. "OK on 1 condition…"said Kim "OK just spit it out already! Am I alone here or what?" said Shego, "Fine… since we've managed to get along with each other… for a start I'm going to let you stay here until you and Drakken work things out" said Kim "Really? You know I DON'T normally do this but I'll have to repay you some how" said Shego "Oh it's ok you don't have to do that… unless you want to, but just to make sure that we have a deal I need you to keep your end of the bargain" said Kim "What do I have to do?" Shego asked, "Don't howl or bark when My parents or the Tweebs are downstairs got it?" said Kim, "Done and done" said Shego, "Now about that bacon are you savin' it for something? or do I have bite your hand off to get it?" Shego asked. "Nope… go ahead knock yourself out" said Kim tossing the bacon in Shego's direction. She caught it and it was gone within 2 bites, Shego wagged her tail, Kim could tell she wasn't satisfied at least Shego's stomach wasn't. "Lookin' for more huh?" Kim asked, "Uh-huh… typically I'm not like this at all" Shego explained "I think I know why you're unhappy and you've been under some stress" said Kim who rubbed Shego behind her ears.
"Oh well… maybe this waffle will help" said Kim, "Geez she didn't object to that waffle" thought Kim, who noticed Shego didn't reject the waffle. "Satisfied?" Kim asked "Yeah I've had enough… although I'll admit this being a dog gig could work out for the both of us" said Shego as she started licking the syrup off her chops. "You know maybe it could" said Kim just then Shego pounced on her "Aah! Then again maybe not" thought Kim, "Hey! Here I come… I'm gonna getcha ohh… I just missed ya "said Kim who tried to catch Shego. Finally the two of them stopped their game of chase. Kim noticed that Shego DID have a gentle side this was the first time that They had interacted with each other in a playful sort of way. Shego noticed it too, she never thought that Kim would be nice to her like this, in a way she and Kim were temporarily friends. After that, Kim looked over at her alarm clock and noticed that it was 10:00am, she knew Ron would be coming over since they were going over to the park for the Thunderbolt and Lightning tour.
(Note: Incase you don't know who Thunderbolt and Lightning let me explain it to you. Thunderbolt and Lightning are 2 of the main characters in "101 Dalmatians2 Patch's London adventure" it's the sequel to the animated version of "101 Dalmatians" if you haven't seen the sequel to that movie I suggest that maybe you should rent it from Blockbuster or some other Video store. Also just so you all know Thunderbolt is a German Shepard, and Lightning his sidekick is a Pembroke Corgi.) ) (that type of Corgi has a short stubby tail, its cousin the Cardigan has a long bushy tail.) (This is just a little brief info note just so NO one gets confused about the story.) Also I DON'T own Thunderbolt and Lightning they are also property of Disney. Now back to the story.
Sure enough, Kim and Shego heard Ron coming up the driveway. "Um… how am I supposed to go with you if I can't go downstairs?" Shego asked " Listen here's how this will work. I'll go outside and then you climb out the window onto the roof and then Ron and I will get you" Kim explained. "What if I fall? And if I do don't show up at My funeral" said Shego "Don't worry I'm taking My jacket with me and if you fall I can catch you" said Kim. "Are you sure?" said Shego "Yeah I'm 100 sure" said Kim "OK but if I fall and if I live even for 3 days I'll bury you in blame" Shego warned, "Sure go ahead but I still say you'll be fine" said Kim as she went down stairs. "Going somewhere Kim?" her brothers asked "Yeah Ron and I are heading over to the park" said Kim "Going to that tour huh?" Dr. Possible asked, " Yeah… um Mom how did you know?" "I found a flier for it on the coffee table after you went to bed last night" Her Mom explained, "Let Me guess Ronald wants to go?" Mr. Possible asked, "Good guess" said Kim. Jim and Tim looked at the flier, for a while they wanted to have a dog since one of their classmates had a Blue merle Australian Shepard who was a champion show dog. "Uh.. Dad could I ask you something?" said Jim "Sure go ahead" Mr. Possible replied "Can we get a dog?" they asked " Is this a trick question or are you dead serious?" he asked "We're serious" said Tim, "Please… Hope Patterson has a dog" said Jim "You mean that Australian Shepard, Rocky belongs to the Patterson's ?" said Mr. Possible, "Yes he's a really cool dog and we've looked at other dogs on line and we've checked out several books from the library" they explained.
"Plus, you guys would have to sure you could handle taking care of the dog" said Kim, "What makes you say that?" Jim asked, "Remember that time you 2 fed the fish in the aquarium birdseed by mistake?" their Dad asked them "Oh yeah…" they replied. "I always wondered what caused one of them to float on It's back" Tim thought. "But still that was a fish so… can we still get a dog please?" Jim asked, "Are you sure you will care for the dog or did you want it to show off in front of Hope?" Their dad asked "No" Jim& Tim answered, Kim realized that Shego was still up her bedroom and any moment she would be on the roof waiting for her. Kim had a plan to draw this conversion to a close. "If it makes you guys feel better… not that I'm siding with them I'll help out with taking care of the dog" said Kim "So is it a yes?" Jim asked "OK it's a deal on 1 condition" said Mr. Possible, "What is it?" Jim and Tim asked "You have to promise that you won't use the dog to test pilot your rockets" he replied "And another thing if you do then the dog is out of here and you guys are grounded" Kim added "OK we promise" Jim and Tim answered. "Kim I'm out here!" Ron yelled, he had waited outside all this time, giving her a few extra minutes in case she thought she was late. "Well I have to go bye" she said and started to head out the door. "Uh… Kim you lost something!" her mom called out, "Oh My wallet… thanks" said Kim, "Since you 2 look bored how about the three of us head over to the pet store and pick up some supplies?" Mr. Possible asked "OK" Jim & Tim answered, then they followed their dad out the back door.
Meanwhile out front, Kim & Ron were getting ready to leave. "Hey Kim I am so ready to head over to the park" said Ron, "Uh Where's Shego?" he asked "Ohh, shoot! I forgot all about her wait here" said Kim who went to find Shego. "You know something Rufus, K.P. stays on top of things at school and on missions but she can't seem to hold it together at home" said Ron "Mm-hmm" Rufus nodded "Humans have weird options" he thought. "Ohh I hope she doesn't bark" Kim said to herself, she went around the side of the house, and found Shego sticking her head out the window. "What took you so long?" she whispered, "Sorry… I was tied up this mourning" said Kim "Now come' on" said Kim. Shego placed her front paws on the roof, she didn't realize how high up she was until she looked down and saw how far down Kim was. Shego tried to go back in Kim's bedroom but she lost her footing and slipped down the side of the roof. "Gotcha!" said Kim, as she caught Shego, "See I told you I would catch you…and you didn't trust me" said Kim, "Yeah… but hey My life depended on if you caught me or not" said Shego, "Shh quiet" said Kim, she looked around to see if anymore heard them or saw them, "Phew no one around" she sighed "What are you so nervous about?" Shego asked "If My brothers saw you they would surely tell on me" said Kim "Hmph! Tattletales" said Shego "Reminds of something I used to deal with back where I'm from" said Shego, "Really? Um… exactly where are you from anyway?" Kim asked, "I'm not telling you until I can completely trust you" said Shego "OK, I can hold out til then" said Kim. "Uh could you do me a favor?" Shego asked "Sure.. Anything" Kim answered "Put Me down!" said Shego, "Sure no problem" said Kim who let go of Shego "Youch! Ohh… that ground is …hard" said Shego who landed on her feet somewhat like a cat. When Kim let go of her she didn't put her directly on the ground she accidentally dropped Shego. "Hey you told me to put you down" said Kim who snickered, "Uh-huh very funny just next time PLEASE don't drop me" said Shego who got up and headed towards the driveway. Since Corgis are short dogs, Shego couldn't been seen from the living room windows if Dr. Possible was in the living room, she wouldn't notice her at all.
"OK, let's go" said Ron, "Right behind ya" said Kim who got on her bike. Rufus looked down at Shego from Ron's shoulder and gave her an angry look, Shego didn't growl or snap at him, the fur on the back of her neck stood straight up so did the fur on her tail. "Take it easy guys" said Kim "Rufus I'm begging you today, show some respect Shego is fine look at her" said Ron, Rufus looked at Ron then he looked at Shego, the fur on her neck and tail went down and she started to relax a little more, Rufus knew Ron was right, he went back into his owner's pocket and decided not to argue about it. "I don't why I have this feeling Shego and I are gonna be friends" thought Rufus "But if we do it might involve me talking and that'll give me a chance to finally reveal to Ron that I CAN TALK!" all I have to do is plan it" Rufus thought to himself. About 30 minutes later they had made it to the park. Shego had to stop and pant since she trotted all the way there "Gosh you're fast I couldn't even keep up if tried as a human" Shego admitted "Sorry" said Kim "That's Kim Possible… crime fighting cheer leader and the fastest thing on 2 wheels" said Ron "Uh huh and you're the slowest thing on 2 wheels" said Shego, she and Kim began to laugh Ron blushed since he was embarrassed that he was being laugh at by 2 girls, if Mr. Barkin and the other guys at school saw that they'd probably think he was a whimp. "Ok… alright you had your fun now stop it!" Ron yelled he was angry now "OK, Mr. anger management" said Kim "Anger management? Ha ha oh that's a good one" said Shego who laughed again, And then she saw how serious Ron looked so she and Kim stopped laughing for good this time.
"How do you guys come up with those ideas?" Ron asked "Different sources" said Kim "That and I've watched several different comedy shows" said Shego "Like what?" Ron asked "Ever heard of fleabag motel?" Shego asked "Ohh yeah with Skeeter the beagle?" said Ron "That's the one" said Shego, "I love that show" said Ron "But there is 1 show I can't stand" He announced "Which one?" Shego asked "Veterinary Hospital" said Ron "It's a soap opera" Ron explained "I never liked it ether" said Shego, "Bonnie is obsessed and she doesn't really like animals" said Kim "Oh yeah ever since that show started last month she always walks home you incase the bus stalls" said Ron "She never told me that" said Kim "Oh… I didn't know that" said Ron as they walked farther into the park. They reached the center of the park which was full of Dogs and their owners. Then they heard an announcement over the P.A. system on a stage. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Dog owners and dog lovers of New Jersey I present to you… Thunderbolt!" the crowd cheered as Thunderbolt jumped out from behind the certain. Another announcement went over the P.A. system "And his trusty and faithful sidekick Lil' Lightning!" Lightning also jumped out from behind the certain but lost his balance and slipped off the stage. Shego noticed what happened, she snickered at the sight of it. Ron made his way through the crowd of Dogs and their owners. Finally he made it up to the front, He had a piece of paper and an inkpad, "Hey Lightning! Do you like bacon?" Ron asked Lightning nodded "Here you go I saved it from earlier this mourning" said Ron. Lightning instantly snatched the bacon from Ron's hand and swallowed it whole. "How bout an autograph?" Ron asked as he held out the inkpad and paper in Lightning's direction. "Thank you" said Ron as he took back the paper, he was impressed that he had met an animal actor that was also a sidekick.
"You know I'm a sidekick too" said Ron, Lightning tilted his head to the side he was surprised that Ron had the same job. But he was pleased to have another fan aside from all his other fans across the country. Ron walked away to find Kim leaving Lightning to bask in his glow alone. Just then he noticed a Black Chow-chow and a Border Collie and Flat- coated Retriever mix walking towards him. He stood near the edge of the stage and introduced himself "Hello there nice to see ya…" before Lightning could say anything the 2 female dogs cut him off "Move it or lose it" they said. "What!" said Lightning his eyes bucked by their reaction. "Sorry little buddy but no one wants to see the sidekick… So long chum!" said Thunderbolt who gave Lightning a small swipe with his paw and sent him once again sliding off the stage. "Hmph! Super stars" Lightning thought to himself, Shego couldn't help but laugh, Lightning looked up and saw Shego looking at him. By then she stopped laughing, Lightning noticed that Shego was a Corgi just like him the only difference was he was a Pembroke (the Corgi with the short stubby tail) and Shego was a Cardigan (the corgi with the long tail). Lightning instantly developed a crush, he wanted to impress Shego since he NEVER had a girlfriend who stayed with him for a long amount of time. He also hoped she would accept him, Lightning was a purebred Pembroke welsh Corgi, he assumed that Shego was a Purebred Cardigan welsh Corgi. The reason why he thought that? He liked Shego even though she was abit taller then him but he didn't care, he liked Shego and was hoping once they straighten things out he might decide about having puppies with her.
(Sounds cute huh? but to see what Shego's reaction is later in the story, it gets kinda crazy).
Lightning walked up to Shego, who was abit confused. She knew Kim and Ron were close by incase she needed help if Lightning tried to start something (And not a fight ether). "Hey gorgeous where have you been all my life?" Lightning asked with a smile, Shego knew how to handle the situation she was in she had been in this same bind with Junior since She had tutored him on how to become a villain. But Shego had several reasons on why she DIDN'T WANT TO hang out with Junior anymore. 1. He was older then her, 2. She was just his tutor and 3. She DIDN'T like him at all. "Somewhere else" Shego answered as she pushed Lightning away from her. "Give Daddy some sweet sugar" said Lightning as he leaned over to lick Shego! At that moment Shego ran off in the opposite direction. Lightning noticed Shego had ran off, "ooh… feisty!" He said to himself thinking that Shego was playing hard to get "Come back sweetheart!" he called out to her and began to chase after her. Shego heard something running after her as she made her way through a crowd of Dogs waiting to have their pictures taken with Thunderbolt. She turned around and saw Lightning following close behind. "Oh-no!" she thought to herself Lightning was closing in on her "Gosh! What does that dog eat for breakfast? Jet fuel?" she asked herself as Lightning started to get closer. Shego started barking but NO one paid attention her barking, Kim heard Shego's barking she turned around and grabbed Shego in a flash. Lightning stopped dead in his tracks and waited to see what Kim would do "Are you ok?" Kim asked "Am I ok? Am I ok?... No! He tried to kiss me!" said Shego "Really?" Kim asked Shego nodded and looked towards Lightning who was making kissing noises!
Kim looked over at Lightning who was now getting impatient. "Go away Lightning" said Shego, but he didn't he was determined to win Shego over even if it took him all day or the rest of the week. "You know Ron liked you once" said Kim. Shego groaned at the thought of Kim's sidekick liking her but on the other hand she secretly had her own options about Ron and so far She thought if she had to choose between hanging out with Him or Junior she'd choose Ron. Kim had an idea "Hey maybe you should try talking to him" said Kim "Why?" Shego asked "I think if you talk to him he'll leave you alone" Kim whispered "OK I'll try it" said Shego "If you need me just bark" said Kim who put Shego down and walked off heading in the direction of the trailers. "Hey suga" said Lightning "Stop it!" said Shego who knew Lightning was trying to act cool. "I'm Lightning" he said to Shego, "I know but thanks for reminding me" said Shego in her familiar sarcastic tone. "What name do you have?" Lightning asked "Spot? Fifi? Queenie?" Lightning asked "I'm Shego" she answered. "Never heard of that name" said Lighting "Actually I used to be a human" said Shego, she explained how she got turned into a dog and who Kim and Ron were. "I understand your point" she answered "about what?" Lightning asked "Incase you didn't know when I explained all this to you I really don't like being a sidekick ether" she answered. "Oh …now we got something in common" said Lightning, "Yeah I guess so" said Shego "So how long are you guys gonna be in town?" she asked "Well this is the start of our tour we don't start filming until spring of next year right now we're trying to get people to audition their dogs for you know cameos special guest appearances things like that" Lightning explained "So we'll probably be here for a while" he explained.
(NOTE :RON STILL DOES LIKE SHEGO BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW YET I'LL EXPLAIN ALL THIS LATER IN MY OTHER STORIES)
"Hey wanna hang out? You know what I mean?" Lightning asked and winked. "Oh-No sorry I'm don't fit into the type of person you're interested in" said Shego who started to walk away but Lightning followed her. The two of them walked side by side talking. "Sure you do you're feisty, smart and you show who's in charge" said Lightning Shego was slightly flattered 'Well you got me there" she answered "So where's Thunderbolt?" Shego asked, Lightning looked over at the stage and saw Thunderbolt who was pressing his paws on black and white photos of himself "Signing autographs" said Lightning who knew he should be over there too before security went to look for him. "Well can we go see him?" Shego asked "Sure… but who are you staying with?" said Lightning "Until I'm changed back to normal I'm stuck with Kim" said Shego "OK…" said Lightning "Um… before we go see Thunderbolt how about I show you My trailer?" Lightning asked "No way Jose" said Shego "I am not gonna let you do that with no one around" she answered and headed back towards the stage. Once Shego and Lightning reached the stage Thunderbolt had finished signing autographs now he was taking a break. "Hey Lightning!" Thunderbolt called out "I see you made a friend already" Thunderbolt answered "Yep… soon to be a girlfriend that is" Lightning replied "Don't even think about that" said Shego "I don't haven't known you that long" said Shego. Just then She heard Kim whistle for her, "I gotta go… But I'll come back, maybe tomorrow" she called out as she trotted in Kim's direction.
"She something is she Thunder?" Lightning asked "Oh yeah" said Thunderbolt who thought that Lightning would do something to mess up but then again he had some doubts. Meanwhile Kim and Ron were halfway home. "You know something the tweebs said they wanted a dog" said Kim "Really? ... but we have Shego how are you gonna pull that off?" Ron asked "No problem I'll just get her a collar and Name tag and tell them I got her from the pound or something" said Kim "Ohh…Kay I guess that'll work" said Ron. Before they left the park Kim had gotten a collar for Shego, "A lavender collar is that it?" Shego asked "Hey it was ether that or red sequin covered collar... there weren't any green ones" said Kim. On their way home Kim had stopped by Smarty Mart to get a Name tag made for Shego since Ron had told her that Smarty Mart did custom I.D. tags for pets. "Um… how come this does have My real name on it?" Shego asked she noticed that her name tag had Kim's phone number and had Middleton, NJ on it but the area where her name would be it had the name "Sasha" on it. "Because My parents don't know that you're not My dog so I had a fake name put on it" said Kim "Fine I'll live with that" said Shego as she followed Kim and Ron towards the house. "Oh shoot! Their back" said Kim as She noticed her dad pulling up the driveway. "Just play it cool Kim" said Ron "Good point" she answered "Well… I guess I'll see you later" said Kim "OK, sure" said Ron "Bye!" he called out as he peddled away on his bike. Kim picked up Shego and went in the house.
"Um… why are you carrying me?" she asked "If my parents see us they'll want to know where I got you from plus your paws are slightly covered in dirt" said Kim "OK fine I'll play along" said Shego. "Hey Kim back from the park?" her Mom asked "Yeah " said Kim in a meek voice " so how was it?" her Mom asked "Oh it was ok Ron got autographs" said Kim "Also I got the dog" said Kim as She held out Shego for her Mom to see. "Well Kim you picked out a good looking dog" her Mom answered at hearing this Shego wagged her tail. Just then Jim and Tim walked in to see the dog "You got a Corgi? Why didn't you get another dog like a beagle?" Jim asked "why not? She's nice looking" said Kim "could this get any worse? This is a girl dog? Yuck!" said Tim "Jim, Tim I think you should some respect for Kim she may not have gotten the dog that you wanted but the least you can do is try to like her" said Dr. Possible. "Fine" they called out "At least she's the right size for our rockets" said Tim, Shego jumped out of Kim's arms and hid under the coffee table. "Didn't we agree that the dog is not a test subject for your rockets?" Kim asked "Oh yeah I forgot about that" said Jim, "Is she fixed?" Tim asked "No not yet" said Kim, "What's her name?" Jim asked "Sasha" Kim answered "OK and … Sorry we jumped on you about her" said Tim "I don't mind taking the heat" said Kim who headed upstairs with Shego at her heels.
"So when are you going to tell them?" Shego asked "I don't know at the right moment I guess" said Kim "In the mean time what did you have in mind Shego?" Kim asked "Ohh… nothing really I might just relax abit" she answered as she stretched, "That's fine by me" said Kim "What are you gonna do?" Shego asked "I don't know I might go back out or stay here" said Kim "Why did you ask?" Kim asked "Oh… no reason just so I would know incase your brothers tried to torture me… that way I could escape" said Shego "OK that's good enough for me" said Kim. She looked over at Shego who was in the laundry basket asleep, Kim noticed she was slightly tired herself so She stretched out on her bed and went to sleep.
End of this Chapter…
Sorry I'm lat on updating it a lot happened to me this week. We went to see 2 friends of ours from Las Vegas they came to L.A for 2 days on their vacation so we went to Santa Monica for the afternoon so I haven't had a chance to continue the story. The next chapter will probably be posted ether next week or the week after. Also A friend of Mine owns some pigeons and on of them is supposedly is a mom-to- be so I adopted one it's been 3 weeks since I've last them so hopefully the pigeon I adopted will be born. Also If any of you have pigeons or know anyone who's raised some, when you leave a review I wouldn't mind if you left just a small word of advice, this is My VERY FIRST time owning a bird Because the only pets I've had are Fish and My beagle mix Sienna (1993- 2005) if you have some advice I would deeply appreciate it.
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PS: for those who watch the Cartoon network T.V. show "Duck Dodgers" I have A Duck Dodgers fan fiction story that will be posted ether this week or next week in the Looney Tunes section. If you want to know what it's a about then here's just a brief summery
Duck Dodgers, Cadet and I.Q Hi discover some strange figures in a frozen storage room. They thaw out the ice and Discover the figures that were frozen are Bug Bunny! Lola, Road Runner, Pepe la pew, Sylvester and Katherine (I don't what's the name of the cat that Pepe chases so I named her Katherine). Cadet and I.Q Hi explain to them what the future is like and how Bugs and the others can learn to adapt to it. But as for Dodgers (Daffy) he doesn't take it sitting down since he under the impression that Bugs and Lola might join the Galactic Protectorate and give him some competition other then Captain Star Johnson. In the second Chapter Bugs and Lola meet the Martian Queen for the first time, and in one of the later chapters they find out they weren't the only ones thawed out the other person that was thawed out was Tom! (From Tom & Jerry). That chapter is Parody of the FIRST episode of Three's company. Here's a Preview of Chapter two and the Three's company Parody.
Chapter 2 : Meet the enemies (The title is a spoof of "Meet the Fockers")
"Um… Daff I 'm used to seeing strange looking people but if you don't mind the dumb question who's that?" Bugs asked "Th-Th'that's the Martian Queen" said Cadet "Ohh… I get it" said Bugs "hey have you 3 notice something' about Marvin?' Chuy asked (Chuy is a German Shepard mix I'll mention him later) "No… what?" Said Dodgers, Chuy snickered "I'm dog and I got certain instincts and… I think that some how he and Queenie are diggin' each other" said Chuy "You really think so?" said Bugs "I'm sure he does you've expressed that with Lola" said Dodgers "Thank you for sharing that Daff" said Bugs who sounded annoyed. (Later that day)… "It's nice to find a fellow female who knows Dodgers" said Queen Tyranny. "Thanks… I agree with you on that" said Lola "Please… I'm still here" said Marvin "Excuse me" "Sure" Lola answered "Ouch! My shins!" Marvin yelled "Sorry… some People don't know the meaning of the word "Respect" Queen Tyranny answered "I heard that… I get that a lot back home" said Lola "Girl friend kicked ya shins huh?" said Dodgers "She's not my girlfriend!" Marvin yelled "Fine whatever" said Dodgers who walked away singing. "Marvin and Queenie sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S- I-N-G" Dodgers sang to himself. "Hey ladies!" said Bugs "Hey there" said Lola "I'm not cutting in on anything am I?" Bugs asked "Nope" they answered, "You probably know several things about Dodgers" said Queen Tyranny "Oh sure... here I'll fill you in on it" said Bugs, Dodgers was standing right behind them "He wouldn't dare" he thought "Stool pigeon" he said to Himself. When they started walking toward Dodger's Ship Bugs continued to whisper secrets about Dodger to Marvin and Queen Tyranny "No! ... Really?" Marvin asked Bugs nodded the 3 of them turned around and started laughing at Dodgers who was following them. "Ok shh He's coming" Bugs whispered as Dodgers caught up with them.
End of this Preview…
Here's part of the Three's company parody
It was the day after Dodgers had invited several Members of the Galactic Protectorate it had been over a year since he started working for the Galactic Protectorate. Now that every one had gone home there was nothing left to do but clean up! Dodgers and Cadet had Taken Bugs to get a new driver's license, Lola, meanwhile had volunteered to stay on the ship and straighten up. But She got 2 unexpected visitors. She was Vacuuming when suddenly some one unplugged it. "Please have some respect for the dying" said Queen Tyranny "You're Not dyin" said Wanda (Wanda is also one of My characters she's a Beagle mix more on her later) "I'm hoping to" the Queen answered she sat down next Wanda & Lola "Tell me something" she said "Yeah?" said Lola "That awful girl at the Party?" she continued "Yeah?" said Lola "The one who kept giggling and trying to do a striptease?" said Tyranny "Yeah?" Lola answered "That was me wasn't it!" said Queen Tyranny "Yeah" said Lola "Ohh Dodgers must hate me now… yesterday was the Anniversary of when he joined the Protectorate and I ruined it" she said, "Relax he didn't even notice when Chuy put on his Lou Rawls CD everyone was busy doing the electric slide" said Lola "Phew! Good" said Tyranny "Would you look at that" said Wanda who held out her tongue "I'd rather clean up" said Lola "It's you're fault you made the punch" said Wanda "There was nothing wrong with that punch" said Lola "Oh really? Then why did the ladle turn green?" said Wanda who pulled the out of the punch bowl.
"I don't know I've never made punch before" said Lola who went into the bath with a bucket and ran water in the tub. "Maybe there was something wrong with the Gin" Lola called out, "Or the Whiskey or the Rum or The Vodka or the... Man in the shower!" said Lola "What!" said Wanda "A man... guy asleep in the bath tub!" said Lola as She dragged Wanda into the bathroom. "See?" said Lola "Yeah" Wanda answered, "Is he a friend of yours?" Lola asked "Nope... no I've never seen him before" said Wanda. "Maybe he's a Burglar" said Lola "Oh sure a Burglar who came in to steal the tub and fell asleep on the job" said Queen Tyranny, "Come 'on"said Lola "Wait!" Wanda whispered, She picked up the Ladle and they headed into the bath room. The water was still running now it was up to the strange person's face. He turned over, accidently putting his face in the water. He woke up feeling shocked he stood up and turned of the water. "Uh... Good evening" he said "Good Afternoon" said Lola "Oh gosh is the Afternoon already?" he asked "Yes... yes it is and if you don't mind the stupid question who are you?" Queen Tyranny asked, "Oh I'm... Tom... Tom Tripper" he said (This Tom the Cat from Tom and Jerry just so you know). "Uh you wouldn't happen to have a towl handy would you?" he asked "Oh here" said Wanda.
"I'm Lola this isWanda and The Martian Queen"said Lola "Oh yeah! I remember you, you were at the party last night" said Tom "Um... we're friends of the people who gave the party" said Lola "Oh... well I was one of your guests I came with a friend who knew one of the gate crashers" said Tom, "Uh what were you doing sleeping in the bath tub?" Lola asked "I- I don't know,the last thing I remember is I had a glass of that terrible punch then everything went back"he answered "And Green" said Wanda who showed him the ladle. "Well I better get going" said Tom who was heading for the door, "Oh you can't go out looking like that take off your clothes" said Lola "Excuse me?" said Tom, " You're soaked wait here" said Lola. (Later that day)... Lola picked up the clothes on the floor outside the bathroom door, "OK shirt, Boxer shorts, Pants... Any thing else?" Lola asked from behind the door "Only thing's that DON'T come off" Tom called out "Here you can put this on" said Wanda who handed him one of Dodger's extra uniforms (& Boxer shorts). "Me where this you gotts be kidding?" said Tom "Dodgers didn't like it ether so that's why it stays in his closet" said Lola "OK look" said Tom "Ooh whoo whoo whoo" said Lola all 3 of them started to laugh. "What do you think?" Lola asked "I don't know I'm used to seeing it on a Duck" said Queen Tyranny, "Well I guess it'll do" said Tom "I put these in the oven" said Lola "The oven!" "The dryer is being fixed it won'y be back til tomorrow" she answered "Uh... Not too well done" said Tom who felt embaressed that he was wearing this uniform and that he was laughed at By 3 girls he barely knew. but little did they know that this afternoon the fur was gonna fly... MORE TO COME I plan to post this story soon I hope you all like it.
Also I pictured Tom being voiced by John Ritter just so you can picture what he would sound like if he talked. signed Green dog1991
