Hiei's Puppy

By Jabber-Nut

Nut: Yo Yu! Hahahahaha...

Shawlynn: See is being high on ice tea at the moment...

Semi-Somethin': Before we all go syco... I'd just like to say The Nut doesn't own YuYu Hakusho.

Spring-Bomb: Remember to R&R! She will continue if you do.

All: (Start dancing to Class Reunion by Lonestar)

Chapter 3

Fire!

The rain and thunder storm continued all the through the morning making it seem like night. Yusuke had started a fire in the fireplace to keep the house warm while Botan fetched a few blankets to capture the heat. She got a special homemade blanket and wrapped Pogo in it then set him down by the dozed off Hiei.

"So, Hiei." said Yusuke snapping Hiei out of his doze, "what kind of powers does this puppy have?"

"I don't think he has any powers. Why do you assume he has to have powers for me to have rescued him?" asked Hiei annoyed by Yusuke's assuming question

"Chicken!" yelled Sars from the kitchen floor.

"Give it a rest will you?" yelled Hiei getting more annoyed.

"Eat turds!"

"I know where Yusuke's fly swatter is!"

"Sorry!"

Botan grabbed a spearmint candy out of a candy bowl on the table and starred at it. "Sars, you want to try a piece of candy?"

"Candy? What is this candy of which you speak of?" asked Sars buzzing into the room and landing on the candy Botan was holding. She twisted off the wrapper too fast and Sars went flying into Hiei's hand, him knowing Sars would be over taken by the wrappers force.

"Maybe you should try flying off the wrapper before it sends you flying." said Hiei tossing him into the air.

"Ha, ha..." Sars landing on the candy that was now sitting on the coffee table, sniffed it, then (dun... dun...duh...) licked it. He turned red then shot off bouncing on the wall.

"Now see what you've done?" ask Hiei ducking to dodge the speeding bee. "You don't introduce Sars to new food! This is what happens!"

"I didn't know he would go crazy like this." cried Botan covering her head.

Sars soon stopped on a dime when he ran head first into Yusuke's head knocking him onto the floor.

"Oh sorry Yusuke." apologized Sars returning to his candy.

"Thats okay..." replied Yusuke with anime dizzy eyes.

Pogo started to bark then jumped on Yusuke's back.

"Hey, this something burning?" asked Sars happy with mint.

"Yusuke! Your hair is on fire!" yelled Botan laughing a little.

Hiei smiled and picked up the phone.

"What? My hair! My beautiful hair" shouted Yusuke running out of the living room and into the hall before Hiei grabbed him.

"3... 2... 1..." counted Hiei letting go and jumping back.

A fireman kicked open the door and cocked his fire hose like a gun. "Fire!"

"Uh... oh..." said Yusuke before seeing a burst of water coming toward him and then screaming like a girl. The water made contact and then shoved him to the back of the hall. Then the fireman left closing the door. Yusuke got up, stomped over to Hiei, and glared. "You butt head!"

"Hey, at least your hair isn't on fire anymore." Hiei said shrugging and still smiling.

"You..."

"Come on Pogo."

"Bark! Bark!"

"Sorry Yusuke, Pogo and I have a few errands to run before you decide to blow my head off with your spirit gun."

"Don't forget me!" cried Sars landing on Hiei's ear.

"You might need your cloak too." Botan said running for Hiei's cloak and brought back it cloak. It had shrunk in the wash to a Barbie doll's size.

"I am not wearing that! Yusuke, I'm going to borrow some of your clothes okay? Thanks." Hiei teleported taking Pogo and Sars with him up to Yusuke's room.

He could hear Yusuke's thudding foot steps running up the stairs to his room. "Don't touch my leather jacket!"

Hiei hadn't thought of that until Yusuke had mentioned it. 'Why not?'

Yusuke barged through the door, his index finger ready if Hiei was about to touch his jacket. But when he got there Hiei, Pogo, and Sars had disappeared. "Dang it!" He then noticed his prized leather jacket wasn't on the coat rack. He twitch. He asked through the open screen door leading to his balcony and frantically searched for the fast fire demon. "Dang it times two!"

(With Hiei)

Hiei sat on a tree branch with Pogo scratching at the trunk because Hiei had set him on the ground. "Calm down Pogo."

"I can keep him company." stated Sars buzzing down to land on Pogo's head.

"Don't teach him anything bad. I've been able to trust him so far."

"Don't worry!"

'Oh, I'll worry as long as you're around.'

FIN:

Nut: Fin means end, for those who don't understand video game language.

Semi-Somethin': Or whatever language fin came from...

Nut: Whatever... please R&R. Spanks!

(Jabber-Nut, Shawlynn, Semi-Somethin', and Spring-Bomb)

(Later days!)