A/N: Ok, if I get any reviews, you'll get your responce in the next chapter. Not this one. Sorry people, but I'm starting this one on the same day I posted the last one.

Disclaimer for prologue, this chapter, and the rest of the story:

Plot: mine

Microsoft: Bill gates

FMA: Dunno, but not me

ideas in this fanfic: mine

Cold

Chapter One

Winry's Evil

When Ed finally came to, he looked around. He realized he had all of his limbs, so getting wholloped wasn't a dream. He sat up, and was surprised when his head didn't hurt. He looked up to see Winry in a chair asleep.

"I think I deserve a bit of payback." He walked up behind the chair and got on his knees. He sighed when he realized he was still short, and stood back up. The boy cupped his hands over his mouth and let her have it.

"WARNING! WARNING! BOMB IN THE AREA! MILITARY INVASION! ED IS HUNGRY! THE BOMB IS SET TO GO OFF IN FIVE SECONDS PLEASE EVACUATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Winry yelled and leaped out of the chair. She ran up stairs and came back down is a bag.

"ED MOVE IT WE'RE ALL Gonna...die..." Ed was on the floor laughing. Winry grabbed a wrench out of her bag and threw it. Ed reached up and tried to catch it. It didn't happen. With a loud crack, Ed's arm fell off at the elbow.

"CRAP!"

"NO MY ARM!"

"IT'S MY ARM! OR AT LEAST IT WAS!"

"I MADE IT!"

"IT'S ATTACHED TO MY BODY!"

"WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO CATCH THE WRENCH!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THREW IT!"

They both sighed at the same time.

"Can you help me take a shower?" Winry turned deep red.

"No, you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself." Ed started laughing.

"I know...I just thought it'd be fun to see what you said." Ed walked outside and turned on the shower. Winry walked out an set a towel with his clothes. Then took his clothes for revenge. She waited listening outside of a window, when she heard the shower shut off. The mechanic gave him a second or two to dry off then looked outside. She ducked her head in quickly. Ok so he wasn't done drying off yet. She turned dark red, against her will. She couldn't be red for this to work. He should find his-"WINRY!" that's it.

She poked her head outside, happy to see him in a towel.

"Yes?" The girl said in her sweetest voice.

"Where the $& did you hide my clothes?"

"Ohh such bad language. I don't think I'll tell you because of that."

"I can' t even make any without my other arm! I can't do alchemy with ONE ARM!"

"Tough." Then she drew her head in allowing herself to turn red again.

'Wow, he has to work out or something.' She though. She had taken them and pinned them to the celing. She heard him pounding up the stairs.

"IF YOU DIDN"T DRY THAT LEG, I'M GONNA CRACK THAT OFF TOO!" Winry hollared. She heard the stomping again, but it was going away from her room. She had been in here, not only to spy on Ed, but to work on his arm too. Ed sighed when he got downstairs. He had pulled them from the celing and finally got them on. He plopped back down on the couch and sighed. He really missed his brother, but couldn't let Winry stay sad. He couldn't stand it when that happened. So, he acted happy around her. He heard someone knock on the door and yelled up the stairs.

"I've got it." A man was at the door with a letter. Ed took it, gave the guy a tip so he'd leave, and shut the door. He sat down on the couch. The small alchemist ripped open the letter to find the king's seal.

"Aw, crap." He read through it and threw it.

"SHOVE IT MUSTANG!" He grumbled. He didn't even know why he was so mad. It was actually a friendly letter. Asking how he was and everything. The whole ten yards. He was just mad. He felt breathing on the back of his neck and started poking the head that was behind him. That's about the time Winry bit him. Just hard enough to hurt. Ed yelped and pulled his fingers back.

"Hey Edward."

"Uh..hi...Winry?" He said afraid. She only did this when she wanted something. She threw her arms around his neck.

"OH THAT WAS SO NICE!"

"You're scaring me."

"Can you teach me alchemy?" Ed grinned. He knew she had wanted something. He sighed.

"Why?"

"Because, making auto-mail would be easier that way."

"How hard are you willing to work for it."

"Very."

"Are you ready to work every day, dusk to dawn for it?"

"I do that on your arm and leg already."

"Ok...uhh...sure."

"What was the point of all that?"

"I don't really know to tell you the truth. I heard someone do that on a movie one time and it looked like fun."

"O...k...Edward just to let you know, you scare me sometimes."

"I know."

He then promptly laid back and fell asleep, one hand behind his head, and fell asleep. Winry groaned. She just said all of that to make him happy. This was gonna be a lot harder then she thought.

"I heard that groan. It'll be fun...for me." He said, grinning, not bothering to open his eyes. She stuck out her tongue and Ed grabbed it.

"Now that's not very nice."

"Gibe me mai thungue!"

"Why?"

"Becauth I thound thunny!"

"What did you say?"

"I THOUND THUNNY I THOUND THUNNY!" She yelled, accidentally biting her tongue in the process. Ed laughed, still not letting go.

"What's the magic word?" He said in a sing-song tone.

"Aba kadaba?"

"Nope. Sorry." He pulled her tongue a little.

"Ow! Uhh..alikabam!" They continued like this for a little while until she finally gave in. Ed fell asleep on the couch, as Winry got ready to get him back.

AN: Sorry this is it. School's about to start, and so with homework and all that broing stuff, I won't be able to update as often. Please bare with me! Oh and review too please!