Hiei's Puppy

By Jabber-Nut Foxypants

Nut: A nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww chapter!

Shawlynn: Are you on a ice tea high?

Nut: Nope, just being my average everyday self. I was on an ice tea high while playing Yatzee against Ripper-Roo yesterday. I lost... sadly.

Everyone 'cept Nut: -.-'

Nut: She shivered which means something bad was bound to happen! No matter what!

Shawlynn: You're crazy!

Nut: I know.

Shawlynn: -.-'

Semi-Somethin': The Nut does not own YuYu Hakusho only Pogo and Sars. The puppy and bee. For those many people which short or long tern memory loss.

Spring-Bomb: Here have a bomb! (Hands you bomb)

Reader: (BANG!)

Spring-Bomb: Thats for you because you didn't review! BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nut: Spring-Bomb? Most of them did. (Pours bucket of water over Reader's head.)

Spring-Bomb: Oops.

Shawlynn: Ha! This time you got yelled at.

Spring-Bomb: But she didn't yet at me...

Shawlynn: Hahahaha... what! She didn't?

Nut: I didn't put a exclamation point after my sentence therefore, I didn't yell at her.

Shawlynn: Damn it!

Spring-Bomb: Potty mouth! Explosives ready!

Shawlynn: Oh no, not this again!

Nut: Enjoy the story and Shawlynn get blown up with explosives. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chapter 4

Petco part 1

Hiei walked down the damp streets that the storm had left behind. Sars was comfortably sitting on Hiei's ear. The puppy kept squirming in Hiei's arm.

"You now what Hiei?" Sars asked scratching his little head.

Hiei didn't answer but Sars could definitely tell he was listening.

"You wouldn't have to carry little Pogo around if her had a leash."

"What do you suppose we do?" Hiei asked looking straight ahead.

"We should go to a dog store!"

"To buy Pogo worthless things huh?"

"Yeah." Sars looked around and found a old lady across the street. "Hey! Lady!" Sars flew over to the old lady.

'What does he think he's doing?' Hiei thought to himself. A huge smack was heard and Hiei's hand went up, yet again, to catch the speeding bee. Once he hit he closed his hand, then opened it revealing a bee with a golf ball size bump on his head. "Watch out for those purses Sars. Old ladies carry rock in those things."

"I just wanted directions!" said Sars sitting up. "I noticed the old lady had a card for a pet store named Petco. I know where that place is." Sars got sad eyes. "Me, my dad, and my mom flew over it before my dad was murdered by a fly swatter and my mov stung somebody in the butt, lost her stinger, and croaked!." Sars started crying.

Hiei starred at him blankly. Pogo whined.

"Shows how much you care!" Sars shouted more angry than sad.

"Hm." Hiei started tossing and catching Sars. "I didn't think bees needed dad's. I thought the queen laid eggs then they hatched."

"I'm toss, a catch, demon toss, bee catch."

"Whatever... hold on." Hiei dropped him on Pogo's head and started using his super speed to travel thorough the awakening city. "Is this the store Sars?"

"Yes... sadly."

Hiei landed. "I'm sorry to bring back so many bad memories Sars, but, you're the one who suggested coming here."

"Oh well, I lied!"

Hiei's eye twitched. "You have a bad habit of doing that."

"I know! Ain't it a great talent!"

"No."

They walked thought the door. Pogo perked up when he saw all the raw hides on the counter were the old lady that hit Sars was.

Sars spotted her. "IS SHE STALKING ME!"

Hiei looked at the old lady, then she spotted Sars. "Ah ha! That wretched bee!" She rushed toward Sars who was to scared to move 'til she got close, then he bolted.

Hiei put Pogo down. "Make sure Sars doesn't get to much sense knocked into him. I still want him to be dense enough to command." He made his way toward the leash and collar section.

Pogo plopped on the floor panting with a smile ear to ear.

FIN:

Nut: Yes it was short. More funny stuff in next chapter.

Shawlynn: X.x

Nut: Oh yeah, and while you were reading, Shawlynn and Spring-Bomb had a starring contest. Shawlynn lost as you can tell.

Semi-Somethin': She can't keep a straight face. Same with the Nut.

Nut: Can to! (Stares for three seconds) (Cracks up laughing)

Spring-Bomb: I am master! (Passes out)

Semi-Somethin': Am I the only one sane? Leave a review, she doesn't car if you flame. And now for the Spanks.

Ripper-Roo: My oh so loyal fan. I might write a Spyro story. Maybe. And how can Spyro be turning purple? HE IS PURPLE! Poof!

ShiroTaka: Another one of my oh so loyal fans. I'm just following what the game says for his super speed. It says quote on quote "teleportation powers."

Black Wolf Jaganshi Lvoer: Did you mean lover? Oh well, I don't know whether to take your review as a compliment or a flame... but thanks anyway. I enjoy being an odd ball!

Embargo: Another another one of my loyal fans. Yes Sars and candy. Yusuke's hair on fire. The tricky trick. ALL THE FUNNY STUFF! Sars wasn't attached to anything new this time unless you count the taste to a leather purse. Poor poor Sars.

(Brought to you by; Ripper-Roo kicking me in the head to continue this story. Ouch!)