Hiei's Puppy
By Jabber-Nut Foxypants
Nut: Hey, this story has finally hit the bottom of my bio! Now I have a reason to update! Aren't you happy? (Hears crickets) Well! You should be! I was actually sitting on the cover of my hot tub this morning and I started thinking about this story. 0.o Isn't that a kawinky dink? P Anywayz, this story is soon coming to an end so be happy and review while you still can! And don't worry if you happen to review on the last chapter, there will be Spanks Pages, or thank you pages, keep the story from going way back into no man's land… which is the back of the YuYu Hakusho story section. You know I bet there are a lot of one-shots back there that have been forgotten in the many moons that they were written ago. Hm… enjoy this chapter which is chapter 6? Holy dog poo! This is the first time that I wrote a story up to that many chapters! That has lived anywayz…
Chapter 6
Actually Getting To the Shopping
After Hiei and Sars had eaten muffins at the muffin bakery, they decided that they never finished shopping for a leash and collar for Pogo. So they went back.
Hiei walked in with Pogo walking behind him because he wanted to see if Pogo was going to actually be loyal enough to stay by his side. He glanced back to see if the puppy was still following and come to notice, he looked like he was trying to step on some imaginary cockroaches, or making sure he doesn't step on a crack so he wouldn't break his mother's back. Sars, acting like a James Bond agent, made sure the old lady that loves to kill bees and thinks that he's stalking Hiei, wasn't there to well, kill him. He dashed for Hiei's white scarf and buried himself before the lady at the check out desk could see him.
"I'm too young to be killed by an old lady with a mental murder problem," came the muffled little voice from under the white hide out.
"What are you doing?" asked Hiei walking down the aisle.
"I'm… hiding! What does it look like I'm doing!" he shouted taking out mini binoculars making the submarine beeping sounds.
Hiei glared at the absent minded bee. "I know where Yusuke's fly swatter is!"
Gulp. "Sorry."
Pogo led the way to the collar section with his puppy walk and high pitched woof. "Bark! Bark! Bark!" Well, he was until he was distracted by a rather large bone on the bottom self of a display rack. Drool was rolling down his tongue as he sat and stared at it.
"Do you want it Pogo?" asked Hiei crouching and petting the puppy's soft gold and gray hair.
"Bark!"
The bark sounded filled of happiness and excitement to Hiei. "Maybe if we get you a fine leash and collar and you're good I'll get it for you."
Pogo got on his hind legs and put his front paws on Hiei's knees. "Bark! Bark!"
Hiei's crimson eyes were as soft as soft could get as the puppies brown eyes stared into them.
"I thought you said you weren't going to keep him," stated Sars seeming under the control of the puppy's cuteness.
"I'm not!" Hiei snapped shaking his head to get back into his fire demon self. "What does a fire demon like myself need for a puppy?"
"Well, I don't know," Sars said landing on Pogo's head. "But he's cute." Sars flew down to the tip off Pogo's nose and smiled. "Hey, there little guy."
"…?" The puppy stared blankly.
Hiei smirked as he continued to walk down the aisle of collars and leashes. "Back to the decision of choosing, a style, color, and size."
He looked very frustrated. Between the episodes and events that happened all that day, a lot has been crammed into his brain. Starting his day like he usually did gave him the chance to save a puppy; the curiosity of trying to see where the puppy was gave him a demonic, annoying, pain in the butt. Then the bee had to follow him for no reason and the thunder storm forced him to find shelter in Yusuke's home, and also, thanks to Botan, his beloved cloak has been shrunk to Barbie doll size. Now he has to go shopping for a puppy he doesn't even think he wants. When Sars made the comment of not keeping the puppy, Hiei felt his heart split in two for the first time. He had never been that attached to something as alive as that puppy.
When he grabbed a red fabric dog collar, he pushed all thoughts to the back of his mind. "Hey, Pogo!" he shouted causing the puppy to blow off Sars like a piece of straw in a tornado. Pogo bounded toward Hiei like a frog and gave a whimper of happiness to his thought to be master.
"Here ya go boy." Hiei buckled the red collar around the gray fur of the puppy's neck and smiled. "Sars? Do you think it fits him?"
The demonic bee flew on top of the fire demon's shoulder. "The question is not if it fits, but if the color fits, is that not correct?"
"Stop being a smart ass! Does it?"
"Sheesh, bossy. Yes, the color fits." He smiled to Pogo. "He looks very very very handsome."
Hiei smiled also toward his temporary man's best friend. "He's right pal. You look good."
"Bark!"
"Guess you guys should buy a leash that matches the collar," said a familiar voice to the left.
"Kurama?" asked Hiei turning toward the red haired spirit. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm out shopping for some food for my cat mufflies. I though I heard your voice so I came to say hello, only to find you have some odd company." Kurama stated with a smile.
"Yeah well, the puppy and this annoying pain in the butt are a long story."
"If you come to my house you can tell me all about it." Kurama put the red leash in Hiei's hand.
"Alright, just need to pay for this stuff. Did you drive here or walk."
"Drove of course. My mother bought me white and blue Celica GTS. It's a step down from the horse power of a Celica Supra."
"I know nothing about cars but thanks for the lesson anyway Kurama," teased Hiei they walked toward the check out desk.
"Hello, sir," said the check out woman with a business smile. "Will this be all for you?"
"Yes."
"Your total comes to $10.18."
"Holy dog poo!" shouted Sars from the shoulder of his demon friend. "That's a lot of money!"
"Yep, and your going to have to pay it all back to me," said Hiei joking.
"Uh oh."
"Every penny and last dime." He handed the money for the collar and leash to the woman.
Hiei waited by the door for Kurama as he hooked Pogo onto his new leash.
'Did Hiei really mean that! Will I really have to pay him back? For Pogo's sake? Yeah, I love that puppy to death but I didn't expect to have to get a job and help Hiei pay for him! Uh oh… I'm going to have to… get a… j… o… b… Crud…' Sars shouted in his head as they all loaded into the hot rod of Kurama's.
Fin
Nut: Chapter 6! Sorry if you thought it was long enough but trust me if you want to see what happens to Sars in the next chapter keep reading this story. BTW, after this story is completed, you can check out my prequel to this story, called Sars's Life before Hiei and The Puppy. It's basically Sars's life before he met Hiei and Pogo. Why he was not with a bee hive, why he was in a trash can looking for food, and why he is now with Hiei. So REVIEW and stay tuned for next chapter, which is Chapter 7, The Want Ads. Spooky… It's in the process of being written but you'll have to wait, so sorry. Laters!
-Nut-
Thanks to...
Ripper-Roo: Thank you, have fun at school this year. Sevey... XP
Sami Kurama's Stalker: Yay, chapter five but now here's chapter.
Embargo: Yes, if I was being stalked by a bee I would be scared! And need years of therapy and a excellent shrink. Thank you. Nice British Accent.
JoJoGoodGirlGoneBad2005: It's not over... but I don't know if I should take your review as a flame or compliment.
ShiroTaka: Hey, you haven't answered my email yet! Computer problems again? Well, laughing is what this story was intended to do. Yay! I good! Ha! BOW DOWN PEOPLE! BOW DOWN! (Clears throat) Sorry.
