Hellsing © Kouta Hirano

Yes, Chief!

#1: Maxwell House

theme 6: so not funny!; sarcasm

Maxwell House is the bane of my existence.

You know, I'm not a big coffee fan. I prefer green tea, good old green tea. It reminds me of Japan. But that Yumiko, well, she likes coffee - Maxwell House, to be more exact. She likes it a lot, might I add. Much more than I think she should. See, we are different.

Very different, in fact. Are you surprised?

As for Heinkel, oh, she has absolutely nothing against coffee and Yumiko's unhealthy obsession doesn't bother her at all. Of course. She finds it amusing. Right. The name Maxwell sounds so funny when Yumiko says it.

Great, Heinkel. You have a wonderful sense of humor.

Idiot.