A/N: Uhhh, so….I'm just going to write randomly. If you seriously have ideas on what you want to happen, I will consider them and might actually use them. They can be crazy. It will make this story even more funny. Wait, know I mean funnier…that is proper English.
Disclaimer: See the Disclaimer for chapter 1, it hasn't changed.
Rory and Jess are in the car on the way to Stars Hollow. They are both bobbing their heads to The Clash.
"Letters To You." Jess randomly says.
"What?" Rory glances at him, and them back at driving.
"Another song that reminded me of our situation, it's by Finch." Jess nods.
"What?"
"I'll put it on." Jess sighs. He takes out the Ipod that is hooked to the FM transmitter.
"Okay…" Rory smiles, "I forgot to comment you on the Ipod, I would of think that you would of went against the popular demand and gotten a Creative Zen or something."
"Yea, well, this was cheaper for more space. Oh, I found it." London Calling comes to a halt as Finch blasts through the car speakers.
"Going a bit Screamo/emo there?" Rory smirks.
"I've had troubled times." Jess says seriously, and Rory laughs.
"Sure…" She says sarcastically.
"Next time I think of a song, I just won't tell you." He turns away from looking at her and smirks.
"Oh, No, I am not making fun of you. I like this music. It is great. I want you to know that, I miss you, I miss you so." She starts singing.
"Wait, you know the song?"
"I know the lyrics, but if you would've asked me who it was before, I wouldn't have known."
"Now you do!" Jess smirks.
Rory pulls up to next to the diner. They both jump out of the car.
"So, what is our cover story going to be?" Rory asks, as the walk into the diner.
"I looked so hot all wet and in tight clothing that you wanted me right there." Jess smirked.
Rory just glared at him. "Okay, Mr. Sensitive or that we weren't there and they just saw illusions of us!"
Jess laughed at the traits Rory was getting from her mother. "What, next you are going to insist they were doing drugs and weren't really there?"
Rory nodded as they walked into the Diner. They looked around and luckily no one was there yet. Lane and Dave were supposed to be there and they were. They greeted each other.
"How did it go?" Lane asked.
"Why don't you field that one Jess."? Rory said.
"Well, it didn't go. I was unpredictable and we fled after the race, which we won." Jess nodded.
"Ah, so the true Jess finally returned!" Lane announced.
"Yea, well, he couldn't hold himself back much longer." Rory smiled.
"Okay, how bout we forgot they were even there?" Jess asked Rory.
"I talked to them right before I was talking to Paris." Rory said.
"Are you guys making up excuses?" Dave asks.
"Yupp." Rory nods.
"Now, why didn't you guys run of to California or New York or something? Jess that would be more like you." Lane kids then thought that could've been not the right thing to say.
"I suggested Disney World." Jess smirked, "For Rory's behalf." The group laughed.
"You guys might want to think of something fast." Dave nods towards out the door where Luke and Lorelei coming towards in with TJ and Liz right behind them.
"They haven't seen us yet." Jess says, and grabs Rory and pulls her upstairs.
"Jess!" Luke yells as he walks in the diner, "I know you are here, Rory's car is parked outside."
"They said they were going on a walk, Luke." Dave says calmly.
"Yea." Lane adds.
"And will be back soon, but you can go find them, I bet they went to that bridge of theirs to make out or whatever." Dave goes on.
"Yea." Lane says.
"Cut the crap." Luke booms.
"Uhh, sir?" Luke glares at Dave after he said it, "No, not sir, Luke, handsome, handsome Luke." Dave smiles.
"Shut up Dave." Luke says.
"Well, do they seem to be here?" Lane asks.
"No." Luke looks outside. "We will stay here just in case they come back, or are still here." Luke points to Lorelei and Himself and then glares at Dave and Lane during the last part, "You two go out and look for them."
Dave and Lane look at each other. Lane speaks up, "We can hold down the Diner just in case they are here."
Lorelei laughs and then says, "You seriously think we believe you, they are upstairs."
Luke starts going upstairs into the apartment and is followed by everyone else. They look around the apartment, and then all file into the room to see if they are there. Rory and Jess pop up from behind the couch and tip toe down the stairs and out the diner.
Rory is laughing as she gets in the passenger side of the car and Jess slides over the roof of it and jumps into the drivers seat and squeals out into the road and towards their house.
Jess sparked a smile. "Well, is Disney World still out of the question?"
"Unfortunately, yes, with the furniture and all coming." Rory says disappointedly.
"So no running back to Yale?" Jess frowns.
"Nope."
"So we actually have to confront my parents?"
"Yup."
"Darn," he sighs as he pulls up to their house and gets out.
"At least you didn't have to see them while you were in your spandex."
"Yea," He lets out a laugh.
"You were really good at that." Rory says as he unlocks the house.
"At what?"
"The running and hiding and jumping out of the house. Have a lot of practice with that?"
"No, not really." Jess shakes his head.
"You sure?" She tests.
"Rory…"
"Fine, getting off that subject. So…what are we going to tell them?"
"That Luke's entertainment is not enough for my suffering." Jess says.
"We will stick with that one for now." Rory smiles.
"Good, I'm done with thinking for this week." Jess sits down.
"Don't you have an article to do or something?" Rory asks, taking a seat next to him.
"Oh, that reminds me. They decided to give me this new column…'College Band Scene'"
"Sounds cool," Rory nods.
"I think we can get Lane's band on it!" Jess smirks.
"NO Way!" Rory exclaims, "She is going to love that."
"I know." Jess smirks. He then hears something, "Uh, Rory, we should've locked the door."
They both get up to see if it is too late. Jess is hiding behind Rory.
"You two are in trouble." Lorelei says in a mocking tone as she appears with Luke, TJ, and Liz right behind her.
"JESS!" Luke yells.
"What?" He replies innocently.
"Where were you?"
"At Yale."
"Specifically."
"On the water."
"After that."
"This is going nowhere!" Lorelei exclaims.
"Why didn't you come out after you were out on the water?" Luke asks, specifically.
"See, Luke, your entertainment…your entertainment, wait what was it Rory? Oh yea, your entertainment isn't enough for my suffering."
Rory laughs along with Lorelei and Jess smirks.
"Jess! My son! I haven't seen you for a year!" Liz exclaims.
"Run, Jess, Run!" Lorelei jokes.
"Don't kid about that, he will actually run." Luke whispers to Lorelei.
"This is going to be fun!" Jess mutters under his breath so only Rory can hear him as Liz comes up to hug him.
"Hey, Jess, you bagged yourself a hot one. Is she a rascal in bed?" TJ comes up to him to give him a handshake.
"What?" Rory exclaims.
"Ew" Luke's face turns pale.
"That is my daughter!" Lorelei exclaims.
"I am not answering that." Jess says.
"Honey, I told you no inappropriate questions." Liz says.
"What? At least I didn't say you were a rascal in bed." TJ gives her a defended look.
Jess stares blankly at the ground and face gets as pale as the white tee shirt he is wearing. Luke's face gets even paler.
"Get him out of here." Luke some how finds the words to say.
"What!" TJ asks.
Neither Jess, nor Luke looks at Liz during the remainder of their conversation.
"Well, I think we should all go to the Diner and get something to eat." Lorelei says.
"Yea, that would be a good idea." Rory nods.
"I can't believe he said that." Jess sputters out.
"Oh, and your grandmother wants you to call her." Lorelei says as she drags Luke out of the house and TJ and Liz follow them.
"I can't believe he said that." Jess says again.
"I know, lets get some food in you." She says consolingly.
"I seriously think I am scared for the rest of my life." Jess says as Rory grabs his hand and pulls him towards Luke's.
"Do you want to listen to your Ipod to make you happy?" Rory asks, like he is a 5 year old.
"It might help," Jess says as he grabs it from his pocket and puts on huge headphones.
"20 20 24 hours ago, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do nowhere to go-o-oh. I wanna be sedated. So get me to the airport put me on a plane, hurry hurry hurry before I go insane." He starts singing.
"Thank you for that." Rory says.
"I can't hear you." Jess yells.
"Never mind," Rory yells back.
"What?" Jess screams as the walk into the diner.
"Never Mind." Rory screams back as the family all look at them.
Jess takes off his headphones and puts away his Ipod. "Hi." He greets.
Rory takes a seat at the counter and Jess gets her coffee and asks what she wants and gets Cesar to make it, he then takes a seat next to Rory.
"Okay, I decided I wasn't mad. You two running out made Richard and Emily furious." Luke says to Jess and Rory. "It might have been better than you actually being there!"
"I'm not surprised, the old Jess had to come out for a bit sooner or later." Lorelei announces as she steals Rory's coffee.
"No, No coffee, we went over this, like 3 more months. You have gone 6 months without coffee." Luke yells.
"Fine." Lorelei gives up and puts the coffee down.
Jess gets up and gets his and Rory's food, they then begin to eat. Luke and Lorelei sit next to them and eat also as Liz and TJ is eating at a table and Lane and Dave are at a different table. A long silence is washed over them as they eat. Jess looks around, can't take the silence, and puts on his Ipod he blasts his headphones and puts them on. Rory elbow's him. He takes out another set of headphones, hooks them up to a splitter and puts his headphones on the splitter and connects that to the Ipod. He gives her the set of headphones. Rory puts them on and goes back to eating. Lorelei laughs and then Aws. Liz is astonished by the fact Jess actually shared something. She almost chokes on her food when he puts an arm around Rory and kisses her on the forehead and goes back to eating. Jess and Rory seem to be in their own world lately, and nobody is able to disrupt it. Rory smiles and grabs the Ipod from his pocket. Jess watches her as she looks for a specific song and puts it on. Jess sighs and says, "We just listened to this!" loudly because of the headphones. It was the song they listened to in the car that Jess added to his list. Rory replies saying, "Yea, well I got it into my head because of you," loudly also. Jess smirks, steals a fry from her plate, and goes back to eating.
Lane and Dave can hear from their table what is blasting over the headphones. Dave looks perplexed and says, "Finch?" questionably. Lane nods and they both go back to eating.
Everyone finishes eating, Jess and Rory take off the headphones, and the plates are cleaned up. Jess, Rory, Dave, and Lane decide to go back to the house at watch Rock 'n Roll High school. They all say their goodbyes and get out of there in one piece.
"Wow, that was…" Rory starts.
"Awkward, silent, boring." Jess offers.
"All of the above." Dave says.
"Yea, I can really use a movie all about The Ramones."
"Lucky we are watching that then!" Jess says sarcastically.
"Yea, this is better than last week. At least we won't be drowning in our own tears after this movie." Dave said.
"Wow, how do you like a movie that makes you cry?" Jess states.
"Its so beautiful. I think we should watch that instead!" Rory exclaims.
"No, bad, we are watching Rock 'N Roll High school like we discussed." Jess laughed and then whispered to Dave, "way to bring that up!"
They all file into the house and get situated in the TV room. Rory notices a light flashing on their answering machine. "Hold on one second, I'm just going to check the messages." She walks over and pushes the play button. "Rory, Is this thing working because I never know the right time to talk. Oh, well, if you can hear me, this is your grandmother. We are very, very, very disappointed in what happened earlier this evening and you didn't even call like I asked! That boyfriend of yours is one big…" The machine then cuts her off. Rory smirks, and then walks over back to the TV room.
"Are you going to call her back?" Jess asks.
"She can wait 'till tomorrow." Rory states as she sits next to Jess and rests her head on his shoulder as he plays the movie.
The end credits scroll on the screen.
"I am going to have that song stuck in my head all night." Lane says, sitting up.
"I think all of us will." Rory states.
Dave looks at his watch, "Its only 9! We have a lot more time, shall we watch another movie."
"Note…" Rory starts.
Dave and Jess both yell, "No!"
"Fine, don't have to be so mean about it." She over exaggeratedly pouts.
"You know how you were saying you wanted to get your band recognized?" Jess says.
"Yea…" Lane and Dave say.
"Well, you know how I write for a Music magazine?" Jess asked.
"Just get to the point," Lane bursts.
"I think I might be able to write an article on you guys." Jess says.
"Really!" Lane lights up.
"That is amazing!" Dave smiles.
"Rory, nice choice in men." Lane approved.
A/N: I am ending it there b/c I have nothing more to write for now. I'll get more chapters in. Just like tell me if you have any ideas for this story.
