Spare Me the Details

I don't own James, Lily, Diggory, Sirius, Remus, Peter or any other duckies that JKR so brilliantly created.

Neither do I own the song 'Spare Me the Details' which is owned (or whatever) by the Offspring.

I got this idea on the way home one day thinking "hmmmm what if…' please r & r it would be muchly appreciated!

1. My Girlfriend

My girlfriend, my dumb donut

Went up to a party just the other night

But three hours later and seven shots of jäger

She was in the bedroom with another guy

It was our end of exam party; we hired out the Three Broomsticks. I was there with my best friends- Sirius, Remus and Peter, their girlfriends and the love of my life.

Well, she was, and now I don't know what to think of her. We were playing drinking games and well, she, she can't hold her alcohol well. I asked Diggory to look after her for a minute, I just had to go and help my fellow marauders set up our final prank.

I trusted him. I trusted her, I loved her. They both betrayed me.

After ten minutes we came back in Lily and Diggory had gone. Eva, Lily's best friend and Sirius' secret crush, said that he had taken her out the back. So there I was thinking that he had taken her out to vomit or get some air.

After ten minutes I decided that I should be the lovely boyfriend I am and go and check on her. I checked all the bathroom stalls-empty. I checked the room that our friends and us had booked out for the night-empty. And then I heard it.

"Lily! Lily!"

I saw red before my eyes and I stormed down the hallway and cursed open the door and I saw it.

It broke my heart. I could never look at her again.

The love of my life, with another guy.

I wanted to die

That's the first chappie, short I know, but it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

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Cheers (and tables)

Hermione Radcliffe Go Michael