Gojyou's Mating Dance
"Are you ready? Come on, I know you're ready! Well, if ya are or not, here I come!"
Then the kappa jumped out of the bathroom donning his normal clothing, baggy pants and all. But he bore a proud and mischievous grin, a burning cigarette held between his impertinent lips.
"Aww come on, baby. What's that look for?" he asked as he strutted towards a music player. "You won't be disappointed. Just give the music a second to warm up and soon…" He removed the cigarette, licking his lips. "I'll be warming you up."
The kappa gave a chuckle and tossed his cigarette to the ground.
"All right," he said, clapping his hands together enthusiastically.
The music started quietly. The kappa closed his eyes, head bowing forward. His crimson hair fell in front of his face. He shook his hands out, his body slowly moving to the beat.
Then the music picked up and he snapped his head up with a crazed smirk playing fully on his lips. Suddenly, he grabbed at his shirt and pants and in one swift movement, he had torn them away to reveal…a short red belly shirt and equally red hot pants. They clung tightly to his muscular body.
The kappa, obviously proud of his toned body, showed no sign of shame from wearing such an outfit.
Then he began to dance. However, the word "dance" could hardly describe the movements he was making.
"Oh yeah, baby," he groaned, his hips gyrating forcefully in the air; first around to the right, then the left and back again. "You see that? Now just imagine yourself on the receiving end of that!" He laughed heartily, the music pushing his gyrating hips to even greater limits.
For a while he kept this up, as well as another part of his body. Occasionally, he would slap his own behind and exclaim, "You feelin' that baby? Are you feelin' that?"
Then the kappa began to pace around the bed, his hips pounding the air. Suddenly, his hands shot out to either side of him when he reached the foot of the bed and began caressing the bed knobs. There was a slight thump against the wooden frame, the bed jiggling with each movement of his body.
"Oh baby, you're going to get it so good," he purred. By now, a slight sheen of sweat glistened on his body, his hair clinging to his face.
"Now are you ready baby?" the kappa said as he climbed over the edge of the bed. "Ready or not, here papa comes!"
And he launched himself forward, landing fully on the woman. The poor woman gave out a shriek and pushed him off with all her might and ran out of the room.
"Come back!" he yelled as he ran out into the hallway. "You haven't seen my finale yet!" But the woman was long gone.
A door along the hallway opened and a rumple-haired Hakkai shuffled out of his room. Many expressions crossed his face but settled on a smile.
"I told you that wouldn't work," the man said with a chuckle.
"Shuddup."
"I don't think women in these parts appreciate your style of dancing." His eyes danced down the kappa's body. "Or your sense of fashion."
"I said shuddup, Hakkai! The outfit was your idea anyway!"
"Yes, but did you have to go to such extremes with it? I don't remember suggesting you to cut everything so short."
Another door was thrown open and a very disgruntled priest stalked out and fired at the kappa.
"What was that for?" he exclaimed.
"You were making so much goddamned noise! Go to bed NOW or I'll kill you both!" Then he stalked off again, slamming his bedroom door.
"Is it time to eat yet?" asked a sleepy voice. The horrified kappa turned and saw the monkey rubbing sleep from his eyes. "Uh…what are you wearing?" he asked a second later. Hakkai began to laugh softly.
The kappa almost blushed and turned, muttering, "Shut up, stupid monkey." Promptly, he did an about face and shut his door with a loud bang behind him.
