A/N: Thank you to all who reviewed! I feel so loved:P
Oh my God/ Weirder than you smelt it
Listerine
Oh my god is that a rat?
(I remember there was mist)
I think I'm going to puke!
(Swirling mist upon a vast, glassy lake)
Now the rat's eating my dress
(There were candles all around)
And twitching its big nose
(And on the lake there was a boat)
And who's that haircomb?
(And in the boat)
He looks drunk…
(There was a man…)
(She sees his Barbie-head mask and admires it)
That mask is really cute looking…
(Who was that shape in the shadows)
I think I'll try it on…
(Whose was the face in the mask)
(She takes it off)
Haircomb
Oh no!
(Damn you!)
What have you done?
(You little prying Pandora)
Are you stupid?
(You little demon)
It looks better on me than on you!
(Is this what you wanted to see?)
You've seen
(Curse you!)
My slightly imperfect half
(You little lying Delilah)
I'm so angry
(You little viper)
I don't know what I will do!
(Now you cannot ever be free!)
Oh no!
(Damn you!)
You suck!
(Curse you!)
Weirder than you smelt it
(Stranger than you dreamt it)
This smell is not expensive cologne
(Can you even dare to look or bear)
It's the smell of a geek
(To think of me)
And, a little perfume
(This loathsome gargoyle)
But that's not the point at all
(Who burns in hell but secretly)
The point is that I'm not perfect…
(Yearns for heaven)
I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect…
(Secretly, secretly)
But Listerine…
(But Christine)
Just because someone left me
(Fear can turn to love)
In front of a hot hairdryer
(You'll learn to see, to find the man)
And made me hardly unattractive
(Behind the monster)
You know, I'm still sexy
(This repulsive carcass)
And real cool, I'll prove it too
(Who seems a beast but secretly)
I'm real cool, I'll prove it too…
(Dreams of beauty secretly)
I'll prove it too…
(Secretly, secretly)
Oh, Listerine
(Oh, Christine)
(She returns the Barbie head)
Come we must get back!
(Come we must return)
The bathroom items up above will be hating you!
(Those two fools who run my theatre will be missing you!)
