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In this song, Joseph Buquet will be a smelly Bouquet of flowers (Some people, like me, for instance, keep flowers in their bathroom!), Madame Giry will be Mme Mirror and the ballet dancers will be random bathroom objects.

Disclaimer: I don't own phantom of the opera tear

Magical Toothbrush (Magical Lasso)

Smelly Bouquet: Like shiny plastic is his skin

He uses lipstick and red blush

You must always wear tight clothes

Or he will smack you with his…er…magical toothbrush!

(Like yellow parchment is his skin

A great black hole serves as the nose that never grew

You must be always on your guard

Or he will catch you with his magical lasso!)

(Bathroom objects squeal from fear)

Mme Mirror: Those who smell as bad as you

Should not talk about the sexy haircomb

Smelly Bouquet, take a bath

And stop being such a dum dum!

(Those who speak of what they know

Find too late that prudent silence is wise

Joseph Bouquet, hold your tongue

Keep your hands at the level of your eyes!)

Sorry, short chapter, but the next one will be super long!