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In this song, Joseph Buquet will be a smelly Bouquet of flowers (Some people, like me, for instance, keep flowers in their bathroom!), Madame Giry will be Mme Mirror and the ballet dancers will be random bathroom objects.
Disclaimer: I don't own phantom of the opera tear
Magical Toothbrush (Magical Lasso)
Smelly Bouquet: Like shiny plastic is his skin
He uses lipstick and red blush
You must always wear tight clothes
Or he will smack you with his…er…magical toothbrush!
(Like yellow parchment is his skin
A great black hole serves as the nose that never grew
You must be always on your guard
Or he will catch you with his magical lasso!)
(Bathroom objects squeal from fear)
Mme Mirror: Those who smell as bad as you
Should not talk about the sexy haircomb
Smelly Bouquet, take a bath
And stop being such a dum dum!
(Those who speak of what they know
Find too late that prudent silence is wise
Joseph Bouquet, hold your tongue
Keep your hands at the level of your eyes!)
Sorry, short chapter, but the next one will be super long!
