A/N: Princess Pinky: Thanks for the complement on the title, I've been hoping to come up with a good one for awhile now. I promise you will get your Glenn/Paige moment before this story is through. Poofball: Thanks for sticking with me! Yep, the evil lady is going to cause trouble. Prince Halliwell: Alyeia will appear soon PrUe AnD AnDy! And Sci Fi Fan Gillian: Thanks! PrueTrudeau: The adults will appear in this chapter. The-Cheese-Fairy: Yep at the moment the manor is cake!

I want to take a moment and recommend: A Happy Ending?By Poofball: It's an alternative ending to DeJaVu. Very Prue and Andy Centered. So what happens when Andy lives? Will Prue really let him into her heart so that they can have the white picket fence and the screaming kids? Read it to find out…it's good I promise!

Eternally Charmed: Pleasure Island


"Nibble, Nibble Naw, who is nibbling at my house!" The old women narrowed her eyes at the three angelic looking witches.

"D'is my house!" Ally proclaimed placing her hands on her hips.

The old women smiled evilly, "really and who might you be?"

"Children of the Charmed ones" Amanda replied bravely, holding her hands across little Melinda protectively.

"The Charmed Ones" The women repeated tapping her staff on the hard wood floor two times. "Nibble, Nibble, Nay…I think I'll turn this Charmed House into a Soufflé!"

Up in the attic, Paige, Phoebe and Artemus were rooting through the book of Shadows when Phoebe lifted her nose upward and smelled the air. "I smell cake. Is Piper baking something?"

"I don't think so. She's at the club" Paige stopped reading and glanced upward. "But you're right it does smell like-"

"German chocolate" Artemus replied still holding Austin's remaining clone. It was then the threesome noticed the walls had changed from their normal aged wooded brown to chocolate sponge.

"Cake? am I seeing things?" Paige blinked as Phoebe walked over to the wall and stuck her finger right through the center of the wall.

"Nope, Artie was right. German chocolate with real coconut pecan frosting"

"But how did?" Paige squinted her left eye making the rest of her face all screwy.

"Ally!" She and Phoebe answered together. Phoebe moved for the door, only to discover that it was baked shut to the walls.

"It won't open" she exclaimed grabbing the muffin that was doubling for the doorknob.

"Let me try" Paige held out her hand and calmly gave a command. "Doorknob!" A loud rumbling sound occurred as the cake and the door began to attach before sending an explosive blast of batter and crumbs at the witches.

"Look out!" Paige's eyes went buggy and threw her hands up in front of her face for protection.

"EWE!"

"Hey at least it isn't rocks this time!" Phoebe pulled a huge chunk of cake from her hair and stuffed it into her mouth.

Prue and Andy's Room

Prue had set Austin on the changing table, when suddenly she felt something sticky and gooey press up against her legs. "Argh!" she looked down to see that her cream colored pants were now covered in brownie batter. "I don't believe this!" she hissed at first thinking that Austin's diaper had leaked.

It was then she watched her infant daughter sink right through the changing table and disappear into a vat of battery liquid.

"Andy!" Instinctively, Prue shoved her hands into the batter down after Austin, letting the table nearly engulf her whole.

"Ow!" the batter was hot, hot enough to mildly irate her skin. "Andy! Please help me!"

"What's wrong?" Andy poked his head in from where he'd been retrieving a fresh pack of diapers from the closet and could see that Prue was up to her elbows in some sort of goo.

"The changing table ate our daughter! And I can't get her out!"

"Let me try" Andy stepped up beside her just as Prue felt the batter begin to bake to her arms.

"Hurry!"

Andy stuck his hands behind Prue's and pulled with all of his might. "Use your infrared vision and then orb her out!"

"What?" Andy's eyes grew wide at the thought. " I can't telekinetically orb! We need Paige!"

"No we don't! Just concentrate on orbing to Austin and I'll telekinetically pull her out.

"But how you can't see her"

"But you can and if Austin can sense you then together we just might be able to tap into her future power and pull her out.

"Psychokinetic" Orb to the baby Andy thought silently while Prue squinted at was left of the table.

"Okay show me where she is"

Andy nodded and began to concentrate; slowly an infrared light began to appear searing itself through the table. An opening appeared and he could see Austin trapped inside, gasping for breathe.

"She's right there!" he pointed motioning for Prue to squint to her left.

"Okay, Baby" Prue said softly, "Just concentrate on Daddy, see his light"

Austin turned her head and returned Andy's infrared glow with one of her own; a bright white angelic light."

"Baby!" Prue called squinting as she rose Austin up out of the cakey battered trap.

Attic

At the exact moment, that Prue started to pull Austin from her batter filled death, the clone Austin in Artemus arms exploded in a bright set of angelic dust.

"Did she just explode?" Phoebe blinked watching Paige blush her hands down her blouse.

"Yeah and she wasn't make of cake either!"

Prue and Andy's Room

Slowly Prue pulled a waling Austin out with her arms and telekinetic power.

"What are you calling now too?" Andy reached a clean a receiving blanket together the gently sponged the batter off of their infant daughter.

"No I just wanted to see what it felt like" Prue grinned helping him blot the cake away from Austin's face. "Now about this cake, what kind of demon could cause this"

"A crone" Andy said "and she has to be close"

Outside

Piper stepped out of her jeep with her jaw hitting the ground. "OH MY GOD!" The house was completely covered in pink frosting with green ivy icing and sugarcoated windows. The house looked like one giant cake.

Briskly she started up the front steps to the door, shouting as the touched the knob. "PRUE! PHOEBE!" Her hands melted instantly into the solid sponge. "Huh?" she attempted to pulled her hands back, quickly discovering that they were stuck.

"Oh No, I'm not in the mood for this today!" Moving her fingers with effort, Piper managed to blow the door straight from its hinges.

"What in the hell is going on?" she hissed meeting Prue on the bottom step. "Why is our house a big chocolate layer cake?"

"Andy thinks it's a crone"

"A crone? A crone of what cake?" the two sisters walked side by side, until they reached the kitchen. The old woman was standing over a huge bubbling stock pot that sported bellowing steam.

"Who in the hell are you and what are you doing in my kitchen?"

"I was summoned" the women droned not bothering to look up from the pot.

"By who?"

Pointing bony finger, the women adverted her eyes. Amanda, Ally and Melinda were all sitting at the table; mechanically devouring, large pin wheeled swirled lollipops. "Poor children of the Charmed Ones, they are so deprived"

"Of what?" Piper snarled, "tooth decay?"

"Greedy Pleasure" The old women again reached for her staff, tapping it hard on the floor like she did before only this time instead of chanting the words to a spell, a whirl wind of purple and red pixie stick dust appeared, creating a sand storm of sorts.

"Agh! Prue I can't see!" Piper batted her hands in front of her face to keep from being blinded by the dust, but it was to no avail. When the dust finally cleared, she stood with a sick pit forming in the middle of her stomach. The kitchen was empty. Amanda, Ally and Melinda were gone.

"Pr-Prue, where…where did they go?"

"They're gone" Prue dared to whisper.

When the girls and the Crone materialized, they were standing on a pier surrounded by a carnival style boardwalk. A midway with a Ferris wheel, and carousel surrounded them

"Where is we?" Ally asked taking a big lick of her lollipop.

"Pleasure Island" the crone replied leading them towards the magical midway.