Is this my 20th already? I can't believe it!
Two of my characters are going to interview them…(profiles in bio) what kind of questions? You can find out right now…(bold is interviewer)
"Hi everyone!" Kai said as all the Sonic Heroes walked of their scenes.
Kai gasped as she saw Shadow. "Shadow!" Someone tapped Kai on the back. It was Echo. "Oh yeah… everyone!" Everyone looked at her. "I'm going to interview you guys! Echo can't do it… so I will!"
Some people shrugged and sat down in chairs. Some people were hyper.
"Okay… first question… this is irrelevant… but whose hotter- Sonic or Shadow?" Kai asked with a smile.
"Sonic!" Amy yelled. Everyone looked at her. "What? I just want to fit in with my character…" Amy said.
"No… what we mean is… truthfully…" Echo said in Kai's voice.
"Shadow!" Amy squealed. Sonic's mouth was wide open. "Shadow, duh!" Rouge said.
"WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW QUESTIONS ARE THESE?" Sonic asked.
"You're just jealous… okay… everyone… why do you think that SEGA is releasing the new game 'Shadow the Hedgehog'?" Kai asked them.
"First, I have a question for you… are all your questions… Shadow-related?" Knuckles asked.
"Nah! There's you, Rouge, and a lot of other people in my questions…" Kai said.
"Well, I think… they just wanna spread the world with my looks and my power!" Shadow said with a clenched fist (especially when he said 'power')
"Umm… okay…" Echo whispered using Amy's voice.
"Next question… Rouge…me and Echo have been meaning to ask you…" Kai started.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"That has to be plastic surgery… I mean…" Kai said.
"You sure it's not silicon?" Echo asked in Rouge's voice.
Knuckles was staring at Rouge while drooling at the same time.
"OF COURSE NOT!" Rouge yelled. "I AM SOOO OUT OF HERE!" she said, giving the finger.
"Umm… okay…" Knuckles said.
"Knuckles, we heard in the girls bathroom… at night… when you're supposed to go to sleep… you spy on Rouge?" Kai asked.
"How do you kn- I-I mean… HELL NO!" Knuckles said.
Shadow was snickering. "Oh no, my sweet… don't you dare laugh… me and Echo have a lot more to ask… This time it won't be humiliating… we promise…"
"Okay… why do you guys think that SEGA created Charmy?" Kai asked, while pointing at Charmy.
"To fill up our team position, I guess…" Vector said.
"Espio, why are you pink? That's a girl color…" Kai informed him.
Espio got into a darker pink. "Tails… why are you so damn smart?" Echo blurted out using Amy's voice.
"Umm… they made me like that? I don't know…" Tails said.
"In reality… he's not that smart… they make him memorize all these lines…" Shadow said.
"Vector… if you're a crocodile… why don't you eat everyone in the Sonic Heroes" Kai asked. "You can start with Charmy…" she said.
Charmy went wide-eyed and ran away from Vector. Vector looked as if he was foaming in the mouth a bit… He started chasing Charmy around.
"Why weren't Shadow and Rouge in Sonic DX?" Echo asked, using Rouge's voice, yet again.
"Because Yuji Naka was too drunk to notice!" Rouge yelled out from somewhere.
"Why are all the games named after Sonic? Sonic sucks… to me…" Kai said.
"Me too…" Shadow said. "Kind of…" Tails said. "Hell yeah!" Knuckles said.
"Anyway… maybe because Yuji has an obsession with blue?" Amy said unsurely.
"Okay… who stops Eggman all the time?" Kai asked.
"Actually, in reality… Eggman isn't all that bad… he comes over for Poker Night…" Knuckles said.
"He gets drunk with me and Espio…" Shadow said.
"Me and Cream ask him to dress in pretty dressies!" Amy said.
"He's Eggman… because… his body size fits the description…" Tails said.
"What prevents Knuckles from jumping on Rouge all the time?" Kai asked curiously.
"A kick to the nuts…" Rouge said.
"What? So all the times you did that… I tried to jump you?" Knuckles asked.
"No… some of them, I just wanted to do…" Rouge asked with a smile.
"Rouge, Knuckles… where are you going on your honeymoon?" Echo asked, using Cream's voice.
"Wha- We're not-"
"WE AREN'T MARRIED!" Knuckles said.
"You told them?" Rouge whispered.
"N-n-n-no not at all!" Knuckles said quietly.
They started fighting about who told who.
"Okay… physically… who's better? Sonic or Shadow?" Kai asked with a smile.
"Me, I am the ultimate!" Shadow said.
"Well, I turn super with the emeralds… you turn hyper!" Sonic said.
"What does that have to do with anything? Shadow's hotter in hyper mode!" Amy said.
The two hedgehogs started fighting to see who was better.
"Tails and Cream… do you guys like each other?" Kai asked.
"What? No, Ms. Kai…" Cream said.
"Yeah, right… I can see you, trying to flirt with me…" Tails said.
"What?" Cream asked angrily.
They started beating each other up. Charmy and Vector came back.
"Oooh! I wanna fight!" he said. He grabbed Vector by the tail and swung him like Mario swung Bowser…
"Well… I guess that's it right now… next time… we're interviewing the bad guys and the good guys who prevent that!" Kai said happily.