Introduction: Yuki and Kyou find themselves making a deal to be nice to each other for one whole week, and Tohru accidentally throws in a genie into the mix.

Yuki wakes up in the morning. Kyou wakes up at the exact same time as well. They both headed to the bathroom.

They saw each other and stopped in front of the doorway.

"I came here first," said Kyou, still sleepy from his sleep.

"No, I did," said Yuki.

Suddenly, they are both wide awake.

Kyou says, "Yuki, everytime that we talk, we always end up fighting."

"Ever wonder why? The answer is there everytime you look in the mirror."

"Oh wow. I'm hurt…"

"…I'm going in. I'm not gonna fight with you."

"No you aren't!"

Both boys start to run through the doorway first, but instead got stuck in the doorway.

"Move your big fat body out of the way, Yuki!"

"Move your big ass out of the doorway first!"

"Tohru…(he's trying to squeeze through)…would be astonished…to hear…you swear!"

"No…(Yuki is trying to push through too) she wouldn't!"

Both boys tried to get in so hard, they were stuck even more than before.

"Damn, Yuki! You and your big ass. I bet you ate too many leeks out in your garden before you ate Tohru's horrible dinner!"

"I'm going to tell Tohru you think her dinner's garbage!"

"You won't tell her anything!"

"I bet you that you can't even stand one week without insulting me!"

"I bet you that you can't shut your mouth and be nice to me once!"

"Then let's have a deal. We'll both be nice to each other for one week. One week of no insults, no 'big ass' comments, and NO FIGHTING."

"Winner should get to destroy Yuki's garden!"

"NO! Winner could…destroy Kyou's stuffed cat!"

"NO! Loser has to step aside whenever the winner wants to use the bathroom. How's that?"

"Fine. It would solve this dilemma."

"Deal?"

"Deal."

"…so…how do we get unstuck?"

"…TOHRU!"

"TOHRU!"

Tohru quickly gets out of bed from the bird cry of the two.

"I'm coming!" she says.

She sees them stuck in the doorway.

"tohru!" kyou cries out. "help us!"

Tohru says, "Don't worry! I'm an expert in all fields; science, geography, math, and especially getting people out of situations!"

Tohru starts to walk away.

"tohru! Where are you going?" cried out Yuki.

"yahhhhh!" tohru is running full speed towards Kyou.

"AHHHHHHH!" Kyou screams. "SHE'S GONNA HIT ME!"

"YAAAAAAHHHHH" – WHAAM.

Kyou is laying on the ground still, while Yuki stands quietly, happy to be unstuck.

Tohru asks, "Is Kyou alright, Yuki?"

"Well, it seems like everything is fine." Yuki starts to feel Kyou's arms and legs.

Kyou slips out of his temporary, unconscious state and says, "YUKI! WHAT THE…I mean, what are you doing to me?"

"I'm checking for any broken bones from your fall. The ground is pretty hard…" Yuki knocks the ground. "I'll help you get up, Kyou."

"Alright…"

Tohru sees this and thinks, "Oh! They're working together! My dream has finally come true!" and accidentally says out loud, "Thank you, Genie!"

Genie says, "No problem, Tohru! Just tell me when you want your second wish!"

Poof.

Kyou and Yuki: O.o

"Well," tohru says, "we have to go to school. You guys should be dressed." And waltzes into the bathroom.

"Hey!" Yuki and Kyou say, for they are not the first ones in the bathroom.

At school…

Tohru is talking to her genie. "You know, them two helping each other was just a coincidence. I still don't think you have powers."

"Well," says the genie, "then make a second wish, and I will show you that I have powers."

"Hmm…I know one wish that will never happen! I wish that Kyou and Yuki would kiss each other – on the lips! Hehe! In front of everyone! That should be one thing that would never happen!"

"As you wish, my lady…" and the genie disappeared.

Tohru smiled, knowing that she had found one way to trick the genie.

"tohru!" Uo called. "Quick! Everyone's starting to get changed into their swim suit, and you haven't even started!"

"Coming!"

In the boys' locker room…

"Ah! I forgot my goggles!" Yuki said.

"You can borrow these extra ones I have…" Kyou said with a smile.

"Thanks…"

Everyone was at the edge of the pool…

The teacher said, "Okay…group 1, start swimming 200 ft. Go!"

Kyou and Yuki were in group 1, so they dive into the pool. They were at 170 ft. when all of a sudden the goggles that Kyou let Yuki borrow broke. The straps were too old, so the goggles fell to the bottom and Yuki has water in his eyes.

"Damn," Yuki thought, "Kyou lost the deal. I only have 30 ft. to go, so I'll do it all with my eyes closed."

At the same time Kyou was at 170, he saw Yuki's goggles fall to the floor, so he went to retrieve them, but his side started to hurt after he grabbed the goggles. He kept swimming upward.

Everyone in group 1 made it out, but Kyou never returned.

"Where's Kyou?" the teacher asked.

Yuki said, "There he is!"

Another kid said, "I don't think he'll make it!"

Sooner than you know it, Yuki had retrieved Kyou, placed him by the side of the pool and…

"Oh no!" tohru said to herself.

"haha…" said the genie.

…Yuki had done mouth to mouth with Kyou.

"I was right, wasn't I, tohru?" the genie said.

Tohru was a little mad.

Kyou opened his eyes.

"You okay?" Yuki asked a little mad.

At first, Kyou was surprised Yuki helped him…"I'm fine. Here are your goggles."

"yeah, you gave me broken ones! Thanks a lot!" Yuki said.

"what? They weren't broken!" Kyou looked at the goggles. "Well…Yoshi used it and gave it back to me yesterday…"

Yoshi said, "Sorry, Kyou…I taped it together…"

"A lot of help the tape did!" Kyou said. "I couldn't see the tape! It was Magic tape! The tape used for Christmas wrapping! It makes itself invisible!"

Yuki looked at Kyou and started to see Kyou differently, but quickly snapped back to his usual image of Kyou and said, "Okay."

"And hey, Yuki! You just kissed me!"

"What? I saved your life!"

"So Tohru…what's going to be your third wish?" the genie asked.

"…"

The end of the school day came.

"Want to come with us to the park, Prince? Cat boy?" Uo asked.

"Sure," they both said.

So far, Kyou and Yuki had kept up with their part of the deal…

The five of them went to the park and sat down.

Kyou says, "The teacher made us in charge of decorating the gym for the school dance next this Sunday."

"This Sunday? That's only about 6 days from now!" Uo said.

"Yep. Me and Yuki," Kyou said looking at Yuki, who's sitting next to him.

"Kyou…" Yuki said. "Here. Take this mint."

"I don't want to eat mint now."

"Just take it."

"Why?"

"Because…(Yuki's thought, "don't insult him don't insult him…")"

IMAGINATION…

"Because your breath stinks like hell! And when was the last time you took a shower you disgusting alley cat!"

Kyou would probably answer, "Alley cat? You know rats live in the sewer? You know, you don't smell too good yourself. You have to put on women's cologne to cover up your ugly smell."

END…

"Because…" Yuki continued, "…well…I just think you should have one…"

Kyou is a little confused.

"Just eat it, damn it!" and shoved it into Kyou's mouth. Kyou started to choke on the thing, so Yuki had to "hug" Kyou around the stomach and make him spit the mint out.

The mint flew out, but because Uo was yawning, it accidentally went into her mouth, so Yuki made her spit it out, but the mint went back to Kyou 'cause he was screaming at the mint coming back to him and choked on it. Yuki helped him spit it out but Uo had superpowers, so instead of screaming like kyou, she blew out air so strong that the mint flew back into Kyou's mouth and Kyou started to die again. Then, Yuki slipped, fell off the platform to a jungle gym and broke his leg. Lying there decrepit, Kyou called his cat minions to help unchoke him, but while he was calling the cats, he too slipped and fell off the platform on top of Yuki. The mint came out of his mouth, then landed in his mouth again. Kyou did not choke this time. Instead, he sucked on it and said, "Mmm…minty fresh."

"Shut up, Kyou and get off of me!" Yuki yelled.

"Well, our leg wouldn't be broken if you didn't give me the mint!" Kyou yelled.

"Well, if you didn't try to swallow it and just suck on the mint, this wouldn't have happened."

"But it's your fault for giving it to me in the first place. You almost made Uo and me die!"

"Everyone would have died breathing in your breath."

"everyone would die from your attempts of undoing a choking that you started!"

"At least I didn't try to blame a plant for all my troubles and strangled it to death like you."

"that plant gave me stress. That's why I don't garden."

"Well what about our deal?" Yuki asked.

"there's no more deal! Forget the deal. Deal's off. No winner, no loser."

"No wonder you two were acting gay," Uo said from above.

"Shut up, Yankee!" Kyou said.

"What deal are you guys talking about?" Tohru was on the ground now.

"We had a deal to be nice to each other," Yuki explained, "but I guess, it didn't work out."

"Why'd you want to do that?" Hana asked.

"Hello, we have broken legs!" Kyou yelled out.

"I heard Tohru say last night about how she wanted us to be friends, and since her birthday is in a few days from now, I thought it was a good thing to do."

"Oh how thoughtful, Yuki," Tohru said.

"Yeah, but it cost us one leg," Kyou said.

Tohru, Kyou, and Yuki go home together. And about their broken legs…

"Wow, tohru! You're so strong!" Kyou yelled out while Tohru carries both of them, one person in each hand.

"Ahhhh!" Tohru yelled and dropped the two.

Shigure looks up from cooking. "Oh Tohru, hello!"

"What are horns doing on your head?" she asked.

"Um…I don't know. But – "

"The genie was right!" she ran to her room.

"It's not Halloween, is it?" Kyou asked.

"Yeah, those horns look so fake!" Yuki tried to take the headband, but found that there is no headband.

Shigure says, "The doctor says that they are irregular tumors. I'm going to be researched on! Hehe! Free money for a disease that could kill me!"

O.O

In Tohru's room…

"Genie! You are right! Shigure has horns!"

"Will you free me now that I've proven my powers to you?"

"Yes. I wish you free."

The genie flies away.

Yeah, so I have to do summer homework…yeah, I've got to prepare for future classes…something that you have to do when you enroll to courses that will kill you. Well, I kind of felt sleepy near the end, but this is a one shot story. It was originally planned as a 6 or 7 chapter story but…eh (shrugs). Please leave a review. I would like to know how I did.