ShadTikal4ever- That's it… I can't call you that forever… it takes too long… maybe girly… (Like DepressionofDarkness called you) or your name… V.B.?
Jayln- Umm… what can I say? Your Jayln… rox!
I had to reread your bios for the characters… but it was worth it! V.B.- You really didn't explain Vinny a lot… so… whatever! But, from what I read, he sounds hot! Jayln… I already know Jayln because I used her. Will be using both of them in 'Happy Doomsday!' hope that its okay…
"And, we're back! This time, we have 3 guests…" Echo said in an unfamiliar voice.
The Sonic Heroes looked around. Jayln jumped on Shadow. "Shadsie!" she said loudly.
"Oh, shit! You invited her here?" Shadow asked angrily.
A green hedgehog walked out from nowhere. Another appeared near Echo.
"This, is my friend, Aqua…" Kai said, pointing to the aqua hedgehog near Echo… "And, that's Vinny! Umm… Jayln isn't master's character… neither is Vinny…" Kai said.
"Master?" Sonic asked.
"Umm… never mind…" Kai said with a smile.
"Today, we'll be interviewing Shadow!" Jayln shrieked.
"Yup! My Shadsie!" Kai said with a smile.
"Ooohh… they're gonna fight again…" Sonic said.
Echo, Aqua and Vinny stood there watching the two. Kai's eyes were burning. Jayln looked at her. "Grr…" they growled at each other.
Kai looked at Jayln. She kept her arms in front of her shirt (that said 'I'm trying to BEHAVE!') Jayln put had her hands ready too. Jayln punched Kai in the gut. Kai kicked Jayln in the upper body 3 times. Jayln then grabbed her foot the next time she wanted to kick and threw her down to the ground. Kai kicked her down too. (Kai's specialty-kicks)
"Do they do this a lot?" Vinny asked Echo.
"Most every time they say 'Shadow'…" Echo answered.
A few minutes later…
Both girls were panting.
"Well, since you two are too tired to interview, I'll be goin-" Sonic was stopped by Aqua.
"No, you blue blob… because me and Echo will…" Aqua said.
"How about me? You invited me here for no reason?" Vinny asked.
"Nah… I persuaded Kai to invite you, because you kinda sounded hot…" Echo said in Kai's voice.
"Whoa! You just… used Kai's voice!" Vinny said, surprised.
"Why?" Echo asked, she switched her voice. "Is it weird?" she asked, using Vinny's voice.
"Okay… so… Eggman, why are you so fat?" Aqua asked.
"Umm… because I eat a lot?" he said unsurely.
"A lot? You eat more than an elephant eats in a week… in a day…" Shadow said.
"What?" Sonic asked confused.
Shadow sighed. "I am surrounded by idiots…" he whispered. "Elephants eat a lot in a week… Eggman can eat all that… in a day…" Shadow said.
"Oh…"
"Okay, we're fine now!" Jayln said, arm around her best friend's shoulder.
"Eggman… why are you so obsessed with catching and destroying Sonic in the show and the games?" Kai asked with a serious face on.
"Because he owes me $200 from our last poker game…"
"I don't owe you shit, Eggman!" Sonic yelled.
"Right… I was there, I saw…" Shadow said.
"No… you were there… but were you watching? It was strip poker, by the way…" Sonic said.
"Fuck you…" Shadow said, flipping Sonic the finger.
"Grr… you are a slushie-stealing, finger-flipping, kiss-my-black-ass, sonofabitch!"
"How many times do I need to say it? I can't be a sonofabitch because I was created in a lab…"
"So? Tails was made in a lab! His dad fucked some total stranger down there!"
"Shut up, Sonic!" Tails yelled from somewhere.
"Okay… here's a question… Shadow, if you know that Rouge is a government spy… why are you still friends/allies with her?" Vinny asked.
"Because she's hot!" Sonic snickered.
Shadow hit him on the head with Eggman's fatty fatness. "Shut up… anyway… I'm still friends/allies with her because she's hot…"
"I just said that!"
"I prevented you from saying what you wanted to say…" Shadow said.
"What?"
"Sonic… you are such an idiot… who was the stripper when we were playing strip poker?"
Sonic gasped. "IT WAS ROU-" Shadow kicked him in the nuts.
Kai and the other girls laughed. Vinny winced at the sight of a boy getting kicked there.
"Next! Metal Sonic… why do you hate your creator?" Echo asked, using Jayln's voice.
Metal Sonic looked at Eggman. "Because he's so goddamned fat! If the fatass lost some weight… then maybe I would respect him a little…"
Kai took out a mirror and was ignoring everything. Jayln was brushing her white/blonde hair. Aqua sat on the floor, wishing that Sonic and Shadow would kill each other.
Aqua sighed. "Sonic, why do you hate Eggman?" she asked.
"Actually… I don't hate him that much… it's kinda the opposite of what he said… he owes me $200 bucks…" Sonic said.
"WHAT?" Eggman took out his huge robot thing.
He started blasting Sonic's poor tail off. (NICE!) Aqua was happy that some action was going on. She suddenly got an idea for another fight.
"Hey, Metal, Shadow… who's better? Someone who copied the Ultimate Life? Or the Ultimate himself?" Aqua asked evilly.
"Of course, I am…" Shadow said.
"No… I am…" Metal Sonic said.
"Grr…" they jumped on each other and started beating each other up.
"Damn… look at them…" Aqua said happily.
"You are way evil…" Vinny said, shaking his head.
"Thank you!"
"Umm… well, next, we'll be interviewing the detectives, treasure hunters, and Tails!" Echo said, using Aqua's voice.
"What's your real voice sound like?" Vinny asked curiously.
"Like this…" Echo said, enchantingly.
Vinny, Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman stopped and looked at Echo.
Shadow walked over to Kai and Jayln. "You know I love you guys?" he asked, almost hypnotically.
Sonic and Eggman hugged. Vinny was drooling on the floor. (Sorry… I have a friend named Vinny… and he did this once… sorry again!)
"Bye for now!" Kai and Jayln said happily.