Not a lot to say... so... on with the show!... story!
"Hi, and welcome back, everybody!" Jayln greeted everyone.
All the Sonic Heroes, bad guys, and lesser characters were sitting down in front of them.
"So, today's the opinions part of the interview... there's no way that Aqua can get them in a fight this time..." Vinny said confidently.
"Think again..." Aqua said.
The interviewers sat on a couch in front of everyone.
"So... I got one... all of you, what's your opinion of Sonic?" Kai asked.
"I think exactly what my character thinks... I think that he's an ass..." Shadow said.
"But... your character thinks that he's a 'blue faker'" Knuckles said.
"That too..." Shadow added.
"I think he's okay..." Espio said. "He is my ninja star practice board for life..." he added.
"Yeah! And I still have injuries from last time!"
Sonic raised his quills to show a star shaped cut.
"Okay... what's your guys' opinions on Shadow's new game?" Vinny blurted out.
"Well, since I get my own game, I am proving to Sonic the ass-err... hedgehog that I am more superior to him. And... I get a gun... what does he get as a weapon? A measly bounce bracelet? A fire ring that he copied from me? Figures... you truly try to be like me..." Shadow said.
"I AM SO GETTING THAT GAME!" Knuckles said. "And... it's rated 'T' so Charmy can't bug me to play with him!" he continued.
"Why can't Yuji Naka make a game for every one of us?" Eggman asked.
"Because... no one wants to play 'Eat the Most Cheeseburgers' in a limited time..." Rouge said.
"Actually, that's a good idea... some of us aren't noticed that much..." Tikal said.
"Well, so?" Knuckles asked. "You're from the past... what? You want us to play 'Beat Each Other with a Twig' or something?" he asked.
Tikal stood up and walked away, angry at the fellow echidna. Knuckles shrugged.
"What do you guys think of your own character? And other characters?" Echo, using Aqua's voice asked.
"Well, I think that my character suits me perfectly... I'm mysterious, cool, and I want to kill Sonic..." Shadow said.
"Who doesn't?" Charmy asked behind him.
Shadow nodded. "Wow... you actually said something smart."
"I know it's out of character... but, I'm actually very smart..." Charmy said.
"Oh yeah?" Amy asked.
Charmy nodded.
"Umm... spell... grotesqueness..." she said.
"Easy... G-R-O-T-E-S-Q-U-E-N-E-S-S..."
"Umm... definition of... nth." she said.
"To the infinite time..."
"Oh... he's good... how about reproducing?" Amy asked.
"That's too easy! It's when-"
"NO MORE!" Vector yelled, covering his (does he have any?) ears.
"I think that I'm... different than my character..." Espio said.
"Why? Because the original 'you' was a perv?" Sonic asked.
"You really shouldn't be talking, Sonic..." Knuckles said.
"But... I am the original me..."
"Exactly..." Rouge said.
Sonic looked angry and looked away.
Aqua sighed. "This is boring... wait! Who's the best out of all of you?" she asked.
They all looked at each other. Everyone screamed their own name. Then, they jumped on one another and started beating each other up... again...
Kai sighed. "Join us next time... we'll try to finish the opinions... and also get negative thoughts from the characters!" she said.
