On with the negativeness!

"So… we managed not to get in a fight yesterday…" Vinny said.

"Are you kidding? You shoulda seen what Yuji did to me! He called a SEGA artist over so he could draw me upside down over the fiery pits of hell… and I just found out… a SEGA artist can really hurt… he drew me over a pit of fire… a pit of crocodiles… a pit of chocolate… well… actually… I liked that one…" Knuckles said.

"Whatever… on with the negativeness… and as a special guest… please welcome Fear the hedgehog!" Jayln said.

A gray hedgehog appeared after black smoke filled the whole place.

"So… Fear, since you're out special guest… why don't you go on with the questions?" Aqua asked with an evil smile.

"Okay… how about… negative emotions toward Eggman… although I already know all of your emotions, I want everyone else to know…" Fear said.

"Oh yeah! You were created by some writer-"

"Not just some writer Knuckles!" Kai said angrily.

"Whatever… he was made with a power to know everyone's emotions! Especially… happiness?"

"Knucklehead… why do you think that my name is Fear?"

"Oh… okay…"

"I think… when Eggman is sober from all that alcohol that Shadow and Espio offer him… he's pissed off all the time…" Charmy said.

"Aren't you too young to curse, Charmy?" Shadow asked.

"Aren't you too young to watch triple X rated videos, Shadow?" Charmy returned.

"WHY YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING, SON OF A SLUTTY, WHORE, BITCH!" Shadow said, jumping on Charmy and beating him up. "FYI… I'm over 50!"

"Amy… what's it feel like to date a 50 year old perv? Or better yet, a pedophile?" Aqua asked.

(A/N-I'm sorry! I won't say bad things about Shadow ever again!)

Amy's mouth was wide open. "Wha-? Who told you that?"

"Thanks for the inside scoop, Charmy!" Aqua said happily.

Amy got mad and jumped on Charmy. He got beat up more.

"So… continue on Eggman negativeness…" Kai said.

"Well, I think… he acts gay at times… he hangs out with Sonic too much…" Knuckles said.

"He always says that he's a crazy scientist… but I don't see the scientist part of him…" Tails said.

Eggman looked at all of them. "Stop talking like that!" he said.

Shadow finished beating up Charmy… but Amy was killing him. Shadow shrugged and returned to his chair.

"I think Shadow's stupid!" Eggman said, trying to find someone to pick on.

"Like your momma?" he asked.

"What? No!… You're… gross!"

"Like your daddy?"

"That's it! I can't take it! Mommmmeeee! He's making fun of me!" Eggman yelled as he ran away from them all.

"Okay…… momma's boy… so… negativeness on Sonic?" Jayln asked.

"He's gay! I just know it!" Eggman yelled from somewhere.

"WHAT?"

"Well, I know that he has a phobia of girls…" Tails said.

"NO I DON'T!" Sonic yelled.

"He isn't perverted…" Rouge said.

"And that's a bad thing… because?" Amy asked.

"It shows he's gay!" Knuckles said.

"At least I'm not stupid!" Sonic said.

They all looked at him and started cracking up.

"Right…" Espio said sarcastically.

"Grr… that's it! I knew I should have joined the evil side!" Sonic yelled, going away.

"Okay… how about on Tails?" Vinny asked.

"Tails is a smarty-pants…" Knuckles said.

"Or… a smartass…" Shadow said.

"WHAT? If there is a smartass here, it's you, Shadow!" Tails said.

"Oh, yeah… that day comes when me and Sonic become friends…" Shadow muttered.

"You aren't already?" Knuckles asked.

"IDIOT! How did you earn such an important job as a guardian with an I.Q. lower than Big's?" Shadow said.

Knuckles shrugged.

"Err… yeah… maybe we should do some character bashing in the next chappie…" Aqua said.

"Umm… what's your definition of bashing?" Vinny asked.

Aqua took out a huge metal baseball bat with horns on it.

"By tomorrow, this bat will have Sonic's blood marked with it!" Aqua laughed evilly.

"Character bashing? I guess… but not the way that Aqua puts it!" Jayln said.

"Okay… so, we've decided on character bashing…" Kai said.

You heard the man… err… girl… err… hedgehog… whatever!

Joshieboy aka Joshua Christiani-
I'm thinking of writing some new story… but not in this category… must be Code Lyoko… (I lost another bet and I have to-) Write a mushy love story with Yumi and Ulrich… nooo! Even if they are the bestest couple ever, I hate Yumi! Ulrich is sooo cool! And Josh… remind me to smack you when we get back to school on Thursday.